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when you mentioned in your tags that there was hardly any laughingstock i didn't believe you at first, but holy shit ur right. YOU AND @krasytoonz MADE ME INTO A LAUGHINGSTOCK BELIEVER. I WILL PAY TRIBUTE TO THESE SKRUNGLY FUCKERS SOON, MARK MY WORDS *shakes fist into the void*
no yeah Seriously though its just us out here, fighting for our lives in the fucking Trenches. in ten years someone is gonna use the word 'laughingstock' casually in conversation and im gonna have War Flashbacks
#no please get out while you still can#once you let them in all the way They Will Not Fucking Leave they are There Forever#the inside of my brain is just me huddled in a corner while they make out in the middle of my skull#BUT YEAH THERES BARELY ANYTHING#trust me whenever krasytoonz posts them i am instantly there to ravenously devour the crumbs like a rabid pigeon#they are my only outside source of barnaby/howdy#them and the side plot in Stamps by Indigopoptart on ao3#oh the side plot my beloved.... im still starving but sometimes they trick me into feeling like im Feasting....#and that one tidbit in Beautiful Boy Its Only Love by ImaginatorOf Things - also on ao3 ofc#and thats IT thats ALL I HAVE. all We have#shoving my entire fist into my mouth and biting it off while sobbing. screaming. etc.#oh the pain and joy of rarepairs... its been a while since ive been so taken with one...#who knows? with the power of friendship and this gun i found maybe one day it wont just be viewed as a crackship by the masses#rambles from the bog#gotta be honest. krasytoonz also converted me all the way#like i was tenuous about it at first...#it was just a Thought yk yk#i was like 'oh thats cute but like. as a side thing. a background thing. they dont have much going for them'#i think that was because i had nothing to enjoy outside of my own brain#i liked the very rare very jokey crumbs from a couple of clownsuu's posts#but it wasnt enough to make me go Theyre Mine Now#then i stumbled upon krasytoonz and one scrolling session later! i was fully hooked! just like that!#laughingstock went from a nebulous interest to a Permanent Fixture In My Braincase!#but yeah uhhhhh glad i could contribute to passing on the Illness#if you ever get free i will envy you#and to future me: if youre free i envy you as well. but i also pity you bc theyre so so good theyre so cute whats wrong with you-#i hate them & i love them & theyre nothing & theyre everything & they wont leave & ive locked the door
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if you see absolutely anything that has kabru in it. And are unable to stop yourself from making it about L/abru (even when Laios doesn’t even appear or is irrelevant to the content in question!) and reduce kabrus entire deuteragonist-level character into wanting to fuck laios. I’m stealing something out of your house!!!!!
disclaimer: If you ship l/abru and gaf about kabru and don’t do this then this post isn’t about you 🤓
#I love kabru so much but finding content of him is so painful bro I cant#Flames flames flames up the side of my face!#I constantly consider just nuking my account and forgetting I ever read or cared about dungeon meshi many times bc of this lol#I care him so much. More than I care about dungeon Meshi as a work as much as I respect it and it’s fun to create for#I can’t be normal about this genuinely I never get like this but I turn into A.M from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream#Laios and kabrus connection is really sweet in the end and I don’t ship it but like the ship it’s so inoffensive in abstract just not for m#But in reality every day I get jumpscared by the things people are doing to my angel#Like just do laios self shipping that’s clearly what you daft cunts actually want why puppeteer kabru free my boy#I promised I would never post like this but like it really makes me so mad lol. And want to just go back to not looking up anything online#And I already specifically curate my experience to a crazy degree.#But the way that this fandom revolves around babying laios is crazy dude#Like every single thing is about poor poor laios#like he’s the main character but it’s insane even people who LIKE him have to put disclaimers when saying even jokey mean things#Because then 1000x idpol white autistic people will descend upon them otherwise#And I say this as an autistic person of colour it’s annoying asf lol I do not respect any of you! To put it mildly!#If the only way you can engage with characters or stories is through vectors which You can personally project onto and relate to#I’m doing a lot more than fucking stealing something out of your house!#It’s the most normal thing on earth to not like the main character of a series but I feel if you genuinely hated laios#And are not just “guilty” of criticising him or appreciating his flawed character. Then the legions of cornballs will descend on you#The only good spaces are small pockets of people engaging with each other together. The rest lol nuclear devastation#but I suppose that’s the nature of fandoms lol why complain about clowns at the circus 🚶#Like there’s literally characters whose main purpose in the story IS their relationship/dynamic with laios. Kabru is NOT JUST THAT!!#He is a deuteragonist!#Treat him like one!#Like why are people talking about labru on my freaking kaburin and kabushuro posts dude free me
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that type of person who you think you'd be friends with in every universe - expressed through jim & corey - id/transcript in alt text
so this is a kind of not-so-surprise for my friend @sinclarsupremacy , bc they were the first person i showed this two and was on the phone with me the whole time while i made it. didn't give a single thing away until everything was scanned and done. five dead pens and one reliable sharpie later, i show him this. wanted to get used to drawing the slipsour guyz more but also wanted to articulate something i have troubles saying to important people. this is kind of an ode to all my close friends ive made who i definitely wouldve hung around some graveyards with, and an ode to some bands i didnt know id like as much as i do 🫶
#corey taylor#jim root#also based on that one jim page where they called him the 'group ghoul' and talked about how hed get nightmares#of a flaming head telling him he was gonna burn in hell#ill tell you one thing. having dorks like nate in my life wouldve saved ME some melodrama#however i am always melodramatic (eg: this very post) so maybe it just wouldve made things melodramatic-er#slipknot#stone sour#<- again purely organizational i dont wanna step on anyones toes#artings#nate tag#dunno if i should tag this as#rpf#but considering this is a story ive growth'd from my dome. fictional retellings of irl doofuses & whatnot. whateva#prolly gonna go on a sideblog soon. you know how it goes#also im sorry jimberly i made you have the silhouette of a yugioh character#if this is rpf in the traditional sense call it the au where jim and corey are able to shoot the breeze like this#in a way that isnt insanely passive aggressive or terribly jokey or downright explosive. yknow how they be#drinking game: take a shot each time jim says yknow or coreys fucking HAT deteriorates in quality#tell your friends that you would be friends in every universe
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nobody in this entire election cycle feels like a real person except kamala harris
#like you'd think we peaked with the dude whose brain got eaten by a worm#but then we got couch fucker guy and trump just keeps getting weirder#and I mean that not even in a jokey meme way he's truly so fucking weird now#walz doesn't feel real either but in a completely different good likable way
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i hope all the terfs looking at my blog rn are able to grab me a beer and maybe make me a sandwich perhaps while they’re at it
#im sorry its so hard to not want to be misogynistic to them in a jokey way about it#i mean- if they're gonna keep pretending im a woman i gotta keep reminding them im not /jk#its just that so many of them are white cis women who have no real problems. its hard to not want to remind them that oppressing ppl like#me isnt about to change the fact that plenty of cis men still only see them as objects#like idk bitch maybe if you actually shut up with your transphobia and worked with other oppressed minorities we wouldnt have red pillers#out and about. but naw. your attachment to your womanhood is too important ig.#more important than stopping your actual oppressors.#yall would rather uphold white supremacy than do any meaningful change for women.#otherwise maybe you'd actually listen to us when we talk about shit that effects BOTH os us- trans people and women alike.#its almost like enforcing the binary is entirely counterintuitive to your actual fucking goals of equality#its almost like reinforcing the binary back to cis men and pretending its valuable only reinforces to them their misogyny and idea#that men and women are entirely different species#its almost like your insistence that theres a binary actually doesnt serve you at fucking all and actually only AIDS in your oppression.#whatever happened to 'gender equality'? or is that too trans friendly for you now#ig women cant do everything men can do#imagine calling yourself a feminist and genuinely believing this
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good news: i'm finally giving mara alastor and ajax more depth because i've been thinking about them a lot recently
bad news: i hate alastor even more now
#bwark#ttb tag#does anybody remember that post i made a couple of weeks where i was like ''i like revali i'm so glad he's dead'' and i obviously meant it#in a jokey affectionate way to him? imagine that but it's me saying ''i fucking hate alastor i'm so glad he's dead''#and meaning that completely genuinely and whoreheartedly#........*wholeheartedly
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FUCKING HELP ME I CANT SEE ANYTHING BUT THIS ONE POST
#wait people actually want to fuck characters in a not jokey way<#that is all i have been seeing for like the past half hour#dsaf#not rlly dsaf related
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#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk photomode#cyberpunk vp#cyberpunk2077#masc v#jackie welles#i saw the diner and it became a need to make a seinfeld post#i hate that fucking lamp#(in a 'i will die on any hill' jokey big way not a im actually annoyed way)#for all my jokes Ivan's INT is his second highest skill under cool#so im starting to think he wants people to Think he's stupid cause it's easier to act that way and let people understimate him??#or he's like my old cat 'you're so smart but my god you are an idiot'#my vp#vibes of ivan#too punk to fuck (cyberpunk)
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FALLEN IDOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! THE BROTHERS ARE FIGHTING!!!
#FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!#MY HEART#EVIL EVIL EVIL JAIL 100 YEARS#I always love an episode where Hawkeye crumbles under the pressure#me when the jokey coping mechanism facade falls away#me when its easy to be confident in your abilities when you’re operating on people you dont know#but as soon as its someone you love you’re reminded of the gravity of your work and what could happen if it goes wrong#PLUS knowing you’re the reason he was out there to get hurt in the first place#and even though everything goes well the guilt makes you act as badly as you feel you are#leading to my next point. I love when character’s perception of another also crumbles#Ah Radar sweet naïve starry eyes Radar#Hawk always has a joke a comment a remark. he laughs in the face of the war#even if he’s scared he doesn’t let it get to the steadiness of his hands. nothing could rattle him#and that makes it all easier to keep going to not be scared yourself#but thats a lot to put on someone’s shoulders to be fearless at all times#so its a cold shock when he snaps after you try to uphold him to your idealised view of him. showing hes just as scared as you are#maybe even more so#this whole episode was so thich as thieves brother’s first fight#God… GOD!!!!#Fallen idol….. hawkeye…. radar…..#literally head in hands#its all so human…. putting someone on a pedestal helps no one….#all because Radar has no rizz…#the way everyone went to yell at Hawk after he snapped at Radar was classic#Mulcahy really put his whole christussy into kicking that heater#Potter and Margret’s whole how dare you yell at your little brother like that dont you know he looks up to you?!’ shtick was great#urgh…#they’re brothers your honor#theyre so important to me#mash
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Lif voice KILL YOURSELF NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#fire emblem#feh#SORRY I DO TRY to avoid making suicide jokes but. lif's interactions w dimitri are just the funniest fucking thing to me#LIF PLEASE. he's not even medicated STOP BULLYING THE MENTALLY ILL MAN#both alfonse and lif will see someone minding their own business working through whatever issue they might have#and both are like. well i took that personally.#i am going to resolve this (in the worst way possible). i'm helping.#fe lif#fe dimitri#suicide mention#<- jokey but wanna cover my basis 👍
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the romance/relationship system in bg3 is genuinely some of the worst designed shit i've ever seen in any game with that feature but at least the memes we get out of it are funny. once saw someone comment something along the lines of 'patch note: waving at gale will no longer cause him to buy a house for the two of you to retire in' and i've never recovered since
#i love gale he doesn't deserve (most of) the incel slander#but it's painfully such a good riff because it really really does feel like that#the player choices being a b/w alternation between 'hey there' and 'YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF... NOW!' normally is already comical as is#the fact that it carries over into interactions with the party members who you're presumably trying to be close with is... something else#and what makes it worse is it ISN'T jokey hyperbole. anyone remember 'send a mental image of you kissing him or HIS HEAD ON A PIKE.' c'mon#trying to chat and vibe at the refugee camp celebration and the sum of conversation i get is one (1) line asking how they're doing#because going any further than that elicits marking you down for the path of boning take it or leave it#it's genuinely so hard to get to feel like you can deepen a relationship with the characters in ways that aren't trying to pursue them#yes! halsin! i really want to know you better! i just don't want the ass!! why is trying to hit the only option other than up and leaving!!#99% of the time i expect nothing from media creators in terms of writing interactive relationships#larian are beyond parody in that they've somehow managed to do worse than the already suboptimal majority#we're just going to impose the roadblock of do you want to fuck y/n right off the bat. good luck finding a way to talk around that if not#the obscuration surrounding where exactly the checks are really does not help at all either#when the shit's got even the allos complaining about it you know it's BAD#shame because i was excited for character scenes given that's a lot of what's hyped up about the game#but no it's all just the romances. 'what if i'd like to breathe in someone's general direction-' well now have you heard of our romances?#fish fear them party members fear them and tav is going to have to walk alone on this sinful earth#conservative bigoted relative at the family reunion withers era was a fucking time before they tweaked that line speaking of#just so crazy they can get away with this shit#baldur's gate 3#bg3 liveblog
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every deeply traumatic incident of interpersonal violence i experience leaves me thinking “this is it this is the time my brain turns off the allosexual part of itself forever” and every time i am proven wrong
#text#im also always convinced i will be permanently terrified od sex but with the way my brain is that one might jsut be true#i love oversharing on the internet. hi guys ❤️hered a fun fact aboit me#sa tw#neg#in a jokey way. but like. it IS kind of fucking awful i cant lie
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those videos of people who show off the dozens and dozens of books they bought but have never read is the same as those fast fashion haul videos to me. idc.
#we are NOT making it out of the consumerism mindset#it’s almost worse sometimes because people will act like it’s fine because it’s books and books are always morally right or whatever#which is ridiculous because a#there are so many better ways to get books that isn’t buying them full price en mass from a big corporate chain#and b#they fucking never read them!!!#I’m just sick of all the jokey videos around always needing to buy new books like that’s the capitalism speaking i think#anyways#booktok and bookstagram by belothed <3#and honestly most book related social medias#books#reading#j.txt
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Thank you for bearing with me while I was temporarily put back on my hinges. Currently sourcing a screwdriver and a hammer to become properly unhinged again
#y'all are real ones#still feeling a certain sort of way but#they def dumped the warp core on this one#idk i am a sensitive little sunflower but I pretend I'm not#I think it was cause it was meant as like fun jokey but the underlying message was what I've been told since forever#gotta find the creation motivation again#and I HATE being told what to do especially by people who don't know what I'm doing#and by people 99.9% of the time it's men and fuck that#if janeway don't need no man then why would I#also might be having the (rare) resurgence of hormones it happens like once a year and it's always terrible zero stars#well aware that should be a monthly thing but I am built different (incorrectly)#tiny breakdown part of overarching larger wtf am I gonna do with my life
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logically I KNOW the reason the original plasmius voice was really nasally was to distinguish him from vlad. so that they could do the reveal later in the episode and it wouldnt be as immediately recognizable as the same voice actor to kids. but also . it's so fucking funny to me
#the way he says thermos.......#im gonna kill him . i hate his gay ass so much#“little badger” what if i cut off your head with my bare hands. what if i ripped you to fucking shreds#whats that post thats like . get a job stay away from him!!!!!#“the ghoooost boy who uses his powers for GoOoOoOd!!!!”#“what are you gonna do trap me in your riDICKulous THERR MUSS?”#hes so fucking stupid .#on a less jokey angry note i do understand vlad enjoyers on a base level.#hes a rich gay asshole with a ponytail and a suit of course he got the sexyman treatment. he also has ghost powers.#and like.the way he got his ghost powers was a lot of medical trauma as a result of a mistake his best friend made when they were in college#LIKE . I GET IT. I DO. ITS COMPELLING. unfortunately i fucking hate him#blahblahblah
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thinking about dream daddy again and god brian makes me so mad
#random thoughts#dream daddy#HIS ROUTE ISN'T EVEN ABOUT HIM#okay so the thing about the fleshed-out routes is you can tell a lot about a character depending on how many people are around#like with craig his first two dates involve at least one of his kids and a lot of social interaction because he's so overworked#so his final date where you just spend time with HIM one-on-one hits a lot harder#while with joseph he surrounds you with people but takes little periods of time to be alone with you to make a move#before instantly surrounding you with people again so you don't have enough time to question if he just made a pass at you#which is why his final date with you on the boat hits so hard: he purposefully isolated you in a place you could not easily leave#so he could make his move#and with brian... all his dates involve daisy in some way#which would imply he's trying to maintain some sort of distance? but he's not. he actively wants to befriend you#daisy and amanda keep tagging along... and for what?#they're eventually sidelined anyway! each date involves a moment where daisy and amanda are gone and you get a moment alone with brian#brian is the dad whose kid is the most present in his route and it says. literally nothing about him#make it so your character keeps inviting brian out and brian keeps making it a 'bring your kid and make it a playdate' thing or SOMETHING#maybe he's been raising daisy by himself for so long he's a bit rusty on how to interact with someone he's interested in?#on the second date daisy and amanda could have stayed home. it would change nothing#have daisy be sick and amanda be otherwise involved (maybe imply they're both faking to get out of fishing/get brian and mc to smooch)#like i don't think i'd mind daisy being around so much if she wasn't such a nothing burger of a character#give her some flaws! have amanda think she's weird or creepy! show us why she has no friends!#why is brian's route centered around our mc's daddy issues. we don't know his dad. we don't give a shit about his dad.#brian's route's main conflict ISN'T EVEN ABOUT HIM??? WHAT THE FUCK#you're essentially forcing us to make a character choice based on a backstory you also forced on us. you fallout 4'd us.#like okay. there's a lot of 'here's a part of your backstory you didn't know about' in dream daddy but this specifically doesn't work#like the ska band? it's a jokey plot device that's kind of weak but also a bit whatever#alex? is an explanation for why you're a single parent. very sad. not very fleshed out.#mc's dad? IS THE FOCUS OF AN ENTIRE ROUTE?????? WHAT THE FUCJ#literally no reason to do that. it makes brian a flatter character whose whole purpose is to react to your daddy issues#GIVE HIM FLAWS. MAKE HIM THE ONE WHO TAKES THE COMPETITION TOO SERIOUSLY
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