#incorrect Garashir quote

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Julian: “I’ll take care of you”

Garak: “It’s rotten work”

Julian: “Not to me. Not if it’s you”

[mothusingtheinternet]

You all seemed to like the last one of these so um *tosses this at you and evaporates *

[lithiumseven]

[fastdrawfarmboy]

[altumvidetur]

Julian: So, what's your favorite hobby?

Garak: Stalking.

Julian:

Julian: I like darts and spy holonovels.

Garak: I know.

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #74

Yeah it's been forever, you're used to it at this point. Anyways, Julian and Miles, they were best friends according to historians

[lunaphertalks]

bashir: i know weve been fighting, but, darling, 😌 u do know id follow u to any reality

garak: i know 😘 i dont care whose reality we settle down in

bashir: 🥰 . . . ! wait, what??? 🤬 then why have we been arguing!?!

garak: 😅 because its fun 🤗

bashir: NO ITS NOT. god i hate ur aries ass.

garak: now, now, u love my ass

bashir *grumbling*: shut up 😑

(s5e9)

[cunning-and-cool]

Julian: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Miles: Just rip the bandage off.

Julian: It’s Garak.

Miles:

Miles: Put the bandage back on.

[deepspacegaysex]

Julian: *does literally ANYTHING* Garak: I cannot beleive i'm going to have sex with him. Quark: you don't have to- Garak: no no no. I will.

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

The DS9 Halloween Party

Garak: My dear doctor, I am quite surprised to see you without your spy suit this evening Bashir: It felt too... obvious Garak: More fascinating: what is this, then? Bashir: I'm famed tennis player Novak Djokovic Garak: ...You struggled to be decisive and just picked something from your closet, didn't you? Bashir: This is a vintage, period-accurate 21st-century tennis racket, thank you Garak: Bashir: Garak: Bashir:... That I just happened to acquire as a teenager Garak: I'm making you a new costume Bashir: But— Garak: Teal will look quite attractive on both of us, wouldn't it? Bashir, flustered at the thought of matching costumes: I suppose I could indulge you just this once Garak, smirking and saying to himself: Ah. Yes. Once.

[chacusha]

Garak: *shivers* Oh, it's a bit cold. Bashir: Oh! Garak, here -- please take my coat. Quark: I'm cold too. Odo: *sitting in front of the environmental controls* Well, damn, Quark, I can't control the weather.

[talshiargirlfriend]

Julian: Hey Dax, you wanna touch Garak? He’s not slimy at all, he’s scaly.

Jadzia: Eww, he is slimy!

Julian: That’s ‘cause I soaked him in slime!

Garakgrin.jpg

[slippery-domjot-balls]

[altumvidetur]

Garak: My therapist started crying mid-session.

Julian: I think that means you win.

[memedievil]

Zarok: Anyway, sorry for being mean and gay.

Zarok: Sike! I don't care.

[walkingstackofbooks]

Keiko: You know, Miles, Garak gives Julian flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.

Miles: Okay, honey.

*the next day*

Miles: *gives Julian flowers*

Julian: ??????

Miles: Don't ask me, I'm confused as well!