Sorry I saw this tweet and immediately thought of them
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Sholmes: Hello friends!
Ryunosuke:
Susato:
Iris:
Gina:
Soseki:
Sholmes: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.
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Edgeworth: "Objection!"
The Judge: "What's the objection?"
Edgeworth: "I don't know what he's talking about."
The Judge: "Neither do I."
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Phoenix: "I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands."
Edgeworth: "That's physically impossible, Wright."
Phoenix, cupping Edgeworth's face in his hands: "Are you sure about that?"
Edgeworth, blushing: "Stop it, I have a reputation."
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Phoenix: Do you ever get that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?
Miles: That's called arrhythmia.
Phoenix: I get that feeling every time I look at yo-
Miles: That's serious, you can die from it.
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Gumshoe: I told Maya to grab snacks for everyone.
Edgeworth, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Gumshoe, Maya, and Wright raise their hands*
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Fulbright: In justice we trust!
Athena: In justice we trust!
Klavier: *thinking* wow... it's so nice that they have so much trust in Apollo :')
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Franziska: You slept with a defence attorney?? You literally slept with the enemy!
Miles: W-Well! Your not in much of a place to judge, sister. Remind me of you relationship with the defence’s council?? 
Franziska: Yes, but I did not spend 24 years pinning!!
Miles: *eyebrow raise*
Franziska: ... I was only pinning for like a couple months, maximum.
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resident rockstar adjacent prosecutor found shoved into his own trashcan more at eleven
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Oops! All Incorrect Quotes
Roxy: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! (aggressively throws Fizzy Faz cans)
Glamrock Chica: Uh... what's up with her?
Monty: She's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Roxy: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Glamrock Freddy, crying: It is working.
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Sebastian: Don't go to the living room.
Miles: Why?
Sebastian: I saw a spider
Miles: Did you kill it?
Sebastian: I have two arms and it has eight! That's not fair!
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Roxy: The door's locked.
Monty:
(Monty throws a chair through the window.)
Roxy: ...yeah. Perfect. Thanks.
Moon, who happened to nearby: Rrgh… Clean up! Clean up! (starts cleaning up the glass.)
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Roxy: He can fly?
Monty: He has a wire. It's not that impressive.
Sun: Do you have to undermine everything I do?
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Iris: Wait, did you bring protection?
Phoenix shooting bolt upright: Why, are there like bears here?!?!
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