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at a zoo Octane: What are they in for? Lifeline: Silva, this isn't prison. Octane: So they can leave? Lifeline: No, but- Octane, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
#apex#apex legends#apex incorrect quote#incorrect apex#octane apex#octane#octane apex legends#octavio silva#lifeline#apex lifeline#ajay che
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Joke based on a fic I'm making
Miko: You're my child now.
Starscream: I'm a grown ass man.
Miko: Did I stutter?
Starscream: I'm like millions of years older tha-
Miko: DID. I. FUCKING. STUTTER???
#transformers#tfp#maccadam#miko nakadai#tfp miko#transformers prime#tf#Apex of mechs au#tfp starscream#mech pilot#incorrect transformers quotes#incorrect quotes
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Ash: This is Viper, they’re… not my assistant, some other word. Viper: I’m their carer. Ash: Yeah, my carer. They care so I don’t have to.
#apex legends#ashleigh reid#apex#toph's emotional support found family dynamics#apex incorrect quotes#incorrect apex quotes#titanfall incorrect quotes#titanfall viper#titanfall ash#titanfall 2#apex ash#toph's incorrect quote bank
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Jack, to Starscream, after he spots them all: Look, we don’t want any trouble. We-
Miko: I do.
#transformers incorrect quotes#source: unknown#Jack Darby#Starscream#Miko Nakadai#She’s activating the Apex Armor as we speak#TFP#Transformers Prime#With Novafire-is-thinking
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Ash: I think we should kiss.
Mary: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
#incorrect quotes#apex legends#ashleigh reid#mary somers#apex ash#apex horizon#dr. ashleigh reid#dr. mary somers#memos incorect quotes
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Wattson: Revenant, when’s your birthday?
Revenant: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Wattson: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
#apex legends#apex#apex wattson#natalie paquette#apex revenant#kaleb cross#humor#apex incorrect quotes#apex legends incorrect quotes#incorrect apex legends quotes
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octane won the first official solo apex game, mirage wanted to congratulate him :)
wrestling is the gift that keeps on giving tbh

#gosh i couldnt decide which one of them would be which here#incorrect apex legends#apex legends#mirage#octane
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Octane: You think you can tell me what to do?
Lifeline: 5... 4... 3...
Octane: Wait, hold on, stop counting I’m sorry
#apex#apex legends#lifeline apex legends#octane apex legends#source: minutemens-incorrect-files#sombrashe jokes
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Dempsey : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Richtofen : >:O language
Andi: Yeah watch your fucking language
Octane: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ANDI THE FUCK WORD?
Douma : 'The fuck word'.
Louie : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Andi: Oh my god they censored it
Douma : Say fuck, Louie .
Andi: Do it, Louie . Say fuck.
#tank dempsey#apex octane#kny douma#edward richtofen#cod incorrect quotes#incorrect apex legends quotes#i know im cringe#louie pikmin#pikmin louie
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Octane: Oh look who got laid last night.
Mirage: That’s right chumps, missionary accomplished!
#apex incorrect quote#incorrect apex#mirage#mirage apex#elliot witt#octane#octane apex#octavio silva
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Kane: Did I tell you the one time I got babysat by an iguana?
Viper: Everything I learn about you is against my will.
#His backstory becomes increasingly alarming the more he talks#incorrect titanfall quotes#apex predators#titanfall viper#titanfall kane
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Viper: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Viper: Anyways, you said Kairi is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
#apex legends#apex#titanfall viper#titanfall 2#apex valkyrie#kairi imahara#apex incorrect quotes#incorrect apex quotes#titanfall incorrect quotes#toph's incorrect quote bank
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K so I rediscovered this post and remembered that most of my favorite characters are insufferable for various reasons (overdramatic, comedically arrogant, extremely nerdy, etc.) This resonates with me more than it should
Don't ever talk to me or my fictional pathetic man ever again
#whenever i play apex and mirage says anything i literally say “I love my pathetic little man” and i didn't even get that from this post#same with crypto but i just call him a loser#i have both of their heirlooms and cryptos recolor#this extends to hsr for sure#madly in love and completely fed up with Argenti#not persona 5#not incorrect (quote wise)
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Ash: I would do anything for money.
*five minutes later, covered in blood*
Ash: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
#incorrect quotes#apex legends#ash apex legends#ashleigh reid#apex ash#dr. ashleigh reid#memos incorect quotes
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Bangalore: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Lifeline: Get two more chairs.
Rampart: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Mad Maggie: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Wraith: I would never be near children.
Revenant: Get rid of two kids.
#apex legends#apex#apex legends incorrect quotes#incorrect apex legends quotes#apex bangalore#anita williams#apex revenant#kaleb cross#apex mad maggie#margaret kohere#apex lifeline#ajay che#apex rampart#ramya parekh#apex wraith#renee blasey#humor
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⋆ ˚。⋆౨ৎ˚ Bad Blood
♥ masterlist | request rules | based on this request
♥ pairing: franco colapinto x fem!driver!reader
♥ synopsis: tensions started rising in the williams garage when bad strategies pitted you and your teammate, franco against each other. after spotting him in a bar the night of a race the two of you bonded over your shared bad result.
♥ one-shot - wc: 1.6k
♥ as always none of the pictures are mine <3
♥ warnings: swearing, drinking, and vaguely suggestive !!!
♥ a/n: rivals to lovers + forced proximity, go nuts babe. btw there’s some salty team vibes so i just wanna say i love williams (except james) this is purely for the plot lol
“Plan B, Y/n. Plan B,” you engineer said on the radio of your car.
”Is Franco undercutting me?” you asked, shifting down into a corner.
“We think this is the best decision point-wise.”
“You’re joking.”
“Y/n stick to the strategy, you’ll get your time eventually.” they responded.
“No this is bullshit. What advantage are you giving him? He can’t chase down Kmag any better than I can—at least he doesn’t have the pace right now. I don’t see why you’re making him the priority.”
You reached the end of the main straight watching as your teammate exited the pit lane in front of you.
He was on hard tires, an extremely odd choice for the end of this race. You were trying to complete the last 20 laps on softs while your teammate tried to make up positions on the opposite compound. Wait why the fuck would they put him on those tires? If they were aiming for an undercut, they were certainly going to fail with this strategy.
You dove down into the apex and collided with Franco, who was turning in front of you. You both spun out into the gravel, ending your race.
It was always like this. Somehow you always found yourself competing against Franco no matter where you went.
“Fuck,” you yelled on the radio as you threw your HANS device outside of the car.
“Are you okay?” your engineer questioned.
“Yup, yeah I’m fine.” you responded.
The Williams team could hear faint breathing from Franco.
“Is she ok?” he asked.
“Yes, are you?”
“Yeah, I am.”
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You scrolled through your phone in your driver's room, coming across a couple of posts about the situation.
@fcswife “is she okay?” FRANCO THE MAN THAT YOU ARE 😭❤️
@charlesgf16 she really has zero respect for franco huh?
@francodefender1 how could anyone hate him? 😩
You rolled your eyes and clicked off the device, throwing it onto a different cushion on the couch. You were going to need a drink.
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Later that night you retreated to a bar you were unfamiliar with. A couple of F2 drivers in your circle mentioned it in passing and considering you couldn't fluently speak the language of the country you were visiting, you hoped to run into a few people you knew.
The room was dark, loud, and packed. You could hear music playing over the sound of dozens of drunk voices. You pushed your way through the crowd of people towards the front of the bar in order to get a drink.
You spotted a familiar face when you arrived. To your dismay it was the only person you wished not to talk to at that moment. His brown curls were immediately identifiable and if that wasn't enough, the fluorescent lighting illuminated his face, drawing your eyes towards the small mole on his cheek.
You looked around for a place to avoid him, but all the booths were taken and the only open bar stool was the one next to Franco.
Because of course it was.
You sighed and took the seat next to him, trying your hardest to avoid eye contact.
"A bottle of Dom Perignon please," you asked, causing Franco to snort.
“What?” you shifted your gaze towards him.
“Champagne is for winners,” he said, looking you straight in the eye.
It wasn’t like he was incorrect. Champagne was for the podium—but you had a long day and it was time to treat yourself. Regardless, you rolled your eyes at the man’s comment.
Franco waved over the bartender to get a glass and help himself to the bottle of alcohol.
“You can venmo me,” you said only half joking as he poured himself some champagne.
A small tv in the corner of the bar had a replay of the race and press.
”There were a lot of emotions definitely, uhm I think the decisions tire wise for the strategy weren’t great. It’s frustrating to see the prioritization of your teammate but I guess I have no input on whether that goes to me or Franco each race. We had a rough week overall as a team but I hope we can bounce back.”
“As much as I hate to agree with you… you were right. Both our strategies were fucked.” he said referencing your post race interview, “They screwed us both.”
The two of you never really got along, but at least neither blamed each other for the crash. It was just a racing incident and it didn’t have to prevent you from finally having a civil conversation with Franco.
“To screwing us both,” you smiled while raising your glass of champagne, eliciting a chuckle out of him.
He clinked his cup to yours with a smirk and took a small sip.
From that point on your distaste for him slowly started to die down and you began to have a mutual understanding.
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The next race went over far smoother than the last. Franco ended up in P5 with you right behind him in P6; an incredible result for the two of you and the team.
You jumped out of your car and strolled your way over to his. The camera picked up on you patting his helmet and mumbling something.
Of course this was going to be all your media feed would show for the next few days.
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That night you found yourself at a far more tame pub than the last.
“From the gentleman across the bar,” a server said, causing you to look up from your phone and towards the direction he was pointing.
Franco was leaning against the counter with a grin. He raised his eyebrows quickly and waved.
You took a sip of the cold blue drink in front of you and waved back. His eyes stayed locked on you as you pulled out your phone and unblocked a number.
You
is there red bull in this?
+1800******
yea
You got a text back immediately, prompting you to change the contact name.
You
i think that’s a sin
Franco
oh?
You
yea if i can’t drive it i shouldn’t be drinking it
Franco
i guess it’s too bad williams doesn’t make energy drinks
You
come sit with me
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Tensions were still high on track between the two of you but the minute race weekend was over it was like someone flipped a switch.
A few weeks flew by and people started to notice your behavior towards Franco. By now there were probably dozens of pictures of you looking very cozy together at parties, but not getting along at the circuits or simply ignoring each other in the paddock.
Of course people were getting suspicious. Maybe this was a ruse to keep your relationship a secret? Maybe it was all staged for Netflix. Or maybe—you two didn’t really know what you were.
-
“Che,” a voice called out to you in spanish, instantly grabbing your attention.
You spotted Franco in a booth at the back of the club. It was far darker in that corner, but with the flashing lights and loud music you were glad he picked a more secluded area.
The building was full with the familiar faces of drivers and team members.
”Look at you,” he said, impressed.
You laughed and did a small spin, showing off your dress. You knew he’d liked it and by the memory you had earlier this evening, it seemed as though a lot of people would.
”Another date with Franco, huh?” Kika smirked while putting on some dangly earrings. “It’s not a date,” you protested. She spun her body around to face you. “This,” she gestured to your outfit. “Is for a date.”
You slid into the booth next to him, setting your black clutch purse beside you.
Franco’s hand firmly grabbed your thigh to steady himself as he shifted closer towards you. Your eyes darted down to the action but he didn’t seem to notice. His grip loosened as he settled and he started rubbing small circles with the pad of his thumb.
A small hum escaped your lips, barely audible over the music and voices, but there was no way in hell your soft noises wouldn’t catch his attention.
”¿Esto está bien?” (is this ok?) he asked in a whisper, causing you to only nod.
His face moved closer to yours, and you wasted no time cupping his cheeks in your hands, and connecting your lips.
You melted into the kiss knowing damn well you daydreamed about this an embarrassing amount.
His tongue swiped over your bottom lip, tasting the gloss you applied earlier. You opened your mouth to allow him entrance and he dragged his fingertips further up the inside of your thigh.
Franco moved down to your neck leaving soft, open-mouthed kisses. His index and middle fingers brushed the lace of your lingerie, causing him to smirk against you.
“Stand up,” he demanded. He slipped out of the booth and pulled you onto your feet. You grabbed your clutch as he guided you through the crowd, hand-in-hand.
He opened the chiming door and the two of you stepped onto the wet cobblestone. Your heels clicked on the ground as he guided you to his car in the rain.
He pulled open the passenger seat door for you.
“Wow, we weren’t even in there a couple of minutes,” you stated.
“I think we’ve had enough time to talk… quiero llevarte a casa…” (i want to take you home) he leaned down and mumbled to you.
“O en este caso mi hotel,” (or in this case my hotel) “unless you’d rather go back inside..” he trailed off.
You shook your head in protest to his last works and a light chuckle slipped through his lips.
”Alright then,” he smirked, getting into the drivers seat.
#𝒍𝒊𝒗'𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌𝒔 ౨ৎ#franco colapinto#franco colapinto x reader#franco colapinto x you#franco colapinto x y/n#franco colapinto fanfic#franco colapinto imagine#f1 x you#f1 x reader#f1 x y/n#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#formula 1 fic#fornula one fic#formula one fanfic#f1 one shot
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