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Stupid idea I had

*Starscream hiding a squirming Miko under his plating*

Starscream: Ughgh

Knockout: What is it now?

One braincell Starscream: I'm pregnant.

Knockout: ........

Knockout: I think my audio receptors are damaged what did you say?

Doubling down on his bs Starscream: You heard me I'm pregnant.

Knockout: I- what...?

*Starscream flies off without elaborating*

Knockout: I don't paid enough for this..

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You know what would be really funny?

If agent Fowler or Silas worked with Dot during her military years. Only to accidentally meet when she gained robot children.

Holy shit you’re right

It’s gonna be the most awkward thing ever. When Dot and Fowler meet they’re gonna be all “hey Dorothy I remember you from the ground assault! It’s good to see you again! Anyway your kids are kinda in government custody after permanently screwing up interplanetary politics. We need to keep this on the down low or else the aliens are gonna start forming cults around your children. No, don’t worry, they’re fine right now. You have four children now though.”

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So squishy! The daughter and dad duo of all time.

this was made back in February, first time properly drawing a transformer (beyond sketch studies) but it’s still super cute I love Bulky and Miko sooo much WAHHHHH!!

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You know I'm curious assuming the universes' Megatrons got (mostly) over their hatred of organics-

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*After Miko did something incredibly dangerous again*

Bulkhead: How are you not dead?!?

Miko: I have nine lives! :D

Bulkhead: That... makes too much sense.

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More of these freaks…

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You know if Isaac was petty enough he could have started a rumor him and Megatron made out. What's Megatron going to do, deny it? That's something a human kisser would say.

Megatron would be so pissed off by this but on some level he is impressed. He respects the craft of decepticon till the day he dies and he knows no matter how he responds to this he doesn't look good.

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*Captured by the decepticons*

Megatron: You know pink one if you tell me where the autobots' base is located I will let you join us and you can ride Predaking into battle!

Miko:

Everyone:

Miko:

Bulkhead: Miko....

Miko: I'm thinking it over.

Jack: What?!

Jack: What do you mean your "thinking"????

Miko: It's uh, a complicated issue.

Bulkhead: What is there to think about???

Jack: NO IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT A COMPLICATED ISSUE!

Miko: It's a big decision.

Bulkhead: It's not a big decision!

Miko: I need to think it through!

Jack: I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT HERE!

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Do you have a favourite AU? Or maybe a top 5

You know that's actually a pretty good question, I've never thought about it. 🤔

Hmmm kinda hard to say as I have many aus and lots of them I haven't even posted about yet. So to be fair I'll just use my public ones.

These are in no particular order as I'm too indecisive.

Humans are space cats

An oldie but a goodie. By this point I have seen many people write about this concept but it still always hits.

Don't look at me

I know I have only one post about this but I really like the concept. I feel there's lots of cool edgy stuff you can do and themes to explore.

Unarmed au

I don't even have a name for this au dude. I just so often roll around this concept in my brain for daydreaming that it's in my top five. Surprisingly it's almost always about Sam instead of Miko. Probably because I like babying him more.

Fake dad megs

Miko & Megatron friendship for the win! It's also pretty funny how the core center of this au is just Miko gaslighting the hell out of everyone.

Symbiosis

I have a pretty big lore drop of this au coming soon and I mean actual world building will be in this. Even outside of that this is my most elaborated on au, maybe besides insecticon queen Miko or the spark-eater au. I would have to check.

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Megatron's wife

Okay there's this incomplete fanfic about Megatron getting brain damage and thinking Starscream is his wife. I'm not too much of a fan of tfp megastar because Starscream is my baby and I hated seeing him being abused in canon. I do like them from an aesthetic point of view but that's about it.

This plot however could be extremely great for angst potential. I'm picturing as Megatron slowly gets more and more of his processor repaired he starts questioning weird behavior from Starscream. He notices how jumpy the seeker is around him, how he will startle if the overlord touches him unexpectedly, and his overwhelming fear of him. Starscream desperately tries to mask it or always seemingly has a valid reason for it but Megatron does notice this. He's extremely confused why his wife would be so terrified of him. He loves his wife so much.

Megatron would never hurt him.

So one night he decides to do some research. He sneaks out when Starscream is in recharge gets into a mainframe console and starts looking through files.

Other people, mostly Shockwave, have prevented him from accessing certain data files for his “health” but he does not believe him. He's no hacker but he is knowledgeable enough to know how to get around certain locks. Coming across a large folder labeled “Starscream” he unlocks it and starts watching the videos inside.

Not even halfway through he stops looking at the console, collapses onto the floor and starts to drive heave; he can't bring himself to watch another clip. Megatron is absolutely disgusted at what he saw. There were many, many, recordings of Megatron beating Starscream, quite severely too and threatening to kill him.

He has reasonably come to the conclusion he was an abusive partner to his second in command. If cybertronians could cry he would be a sobbing mess. He finally “understood” why Starscream was so hesitant to be around him in the first place and the weird behavior when the subject of being his wife came up. He goes back to his and Starscream shared berth not even masking his loud footsteps. This rouses Starscream from recharge wondering what's going on. Before he can even get his processor straight Megatron pulls him into a tight hug making nonsensical ramblings about how much he loves the seeker and how he's never going to hurt him again. It takes a bit for him to understand but once he does his stomach drops. He starts to frantically explain away about how he's a great partner and that was made up. Megatron doesn't believe him and this just makes him feel worse.

Starscream isn't quite sure what to do.

Megatron starts talking about how he's not going to get his processor fixed if it means he'll go back to mistreating Starscream. This makes Starscream even more conflicted. He has to go along with the wife delusions so Megatron can get better but if he agrees with this when Megatron eventually gets his memories back when his self repair nanites fix the problem he's definitely going to kill the seeker. So he tries to run away to seek help from Shockwave but Megatron refuses to let him leave. Megatron doesn't want to be an abuser anymore but he's still not the best guy and he's extremely emotional right now.

They agree to sleep on the problem and figure out what to do in the morning. I don't know what would come next though but I like to think after he gets his memories back this whole thing gave Megatron lots of perspective and he starts to treat Starscream more nicely because of it. In return Starscream would stop trying to overthrow him or assassinate him.

For me personally if I wrote about this I wouldn't have it end explicitly in megastar, more in a queer platonic sense. I like the idea of them occasionally cuddling in bed ever so often because they liked it so much when they were forced to share a berth. Plus Starscream has too much trauma from Megatron to engage with him in a healthy romantic relationship I would think. If we assume this near the end of the series and he's still an overlord.

I just kinda want to just put this out into the world to see if anyone does anything with this. I think it's an interesting idea and I want to see what people do with it.

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can I ask where you're posting your fics?

Ao3. It's under the same name too. @raiLeurTA

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For no reason in particular if Miko were to sell her soul what would she want?

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The sparkeater!human designs are such good body language inspo. I could definitely see an irritated “messenger” flicking their spiky tail like a cat as a threat, or any of them just wrapping themselves up in their wings to “loaf” on their favourite bot (said bot would probably be panicked as hell if their loaf spot was just a little too close to their chassis).

I like to think that the option for organic food is a major component towards self control compared to cybertronian spark eaters, so now the bots are just memorising all the drive thru’s in town specifically to avoid them getting cravings lol

It’d also be a fun idea that whenever they do start craving a spark they form a habit of chewing on metal to mimic the action of breaking past someone’s chassis to get to a spark without actually hunting a bot down. This is also a good indicator for when you gotta start taking them to get burgers or something before Miko actually tries to slip away and catch a con off guard. (Maybe other behaviours act as indicators too! like switching from nose smelling to tongue smelling because they’re subconsciously trying to track).

I can also imagine the cons also trying to get scary dog privileges like the bots, but their plan just backfires and they choose to let their sparkeater!human escape (because otherwise they’d be trapped with a sparkeater!human who is fully aggro at the cons for kidnapping them) which is how unicron gets the first sparkeater to find him in years. (Rip random vehicon no.420 used to create the sparkeater!human).

As for the thirteen aspects of chaos, the main one would be that everything can always happen once. Maybe not twice, maybe not regularly, but it will always happen once. I think freedom would be one of the more positive aspects of chaos. Order has rules. Typically they’re good rules that are understandable, but there are some pointless rules and bad rules too.

If I’m ever like….being annoying with these infodumps please tell me lol, I don’t wanna be too intrusive or anything.

Unless I state otherwise everyone should assume any creature I make is cat-coded. So I'm definitely seeing the vision here.

I'm imagining Raf un-intentionally making Ratchet extremely nervous because he liked laying on his chassis. He totally didn't realize what he was doing but once he did he was very apologetic. He now sleeps in Ratchet's neck crook. Miko on the other hand doesn't have this problem as she's the type of cat person to sleep on your face. Bulkhead doesn't need to breathe so he's not in danger of suffocating and plus he finds this really cute.

Every autobot now has “emergency snacks” on them just in case. There's also now a small kitchen in the human area packed full with lots of food. The kids can't really complain as they love all the free food but they do feel slightly guilty. The autobots would soothe them of any concerns they have; this for their comfort and everyone’s safety.

I'm just picturing Miko chewing up the railings in the base and Ratchet getting mad at her for it. 😂 Some of the other signs of them needing food could be nibbling on their hands, looking at a bot’s chest a little too long, pacing, and flicking out their tongues a lot. They do have tons of metal ball things in the base to help with this. Fowler has also given them lots of money to help with the food bill. The autobots could have and maybe theoretically already did hack easily into some big businesses to get their human money; they do appreciate the gesture however.

Since Miko now has wings it's basically impossible to keep her from the ground bridge and or running off so they have decided to get her one of those backpack leashes. She is very annoyed by this but it has been extremely successful so they aren't getting rid of it.

I think they did this with Jack. Megatron being Megatron wanted to use one of the autobots’ “pets” for emotional damage, he was completely convinced he could manipulate Jack to their side.

That obviously doesn't happen.

They had to force feed him a spark and being the decent person he is was very mad and disgusted by this. He escapes the prison they had kept him in then proceeds to terrorize the whole ship. The part of Megatron's mind that hadn't been totally corroded by dark energon was aware enough to know how fucked of this situation this was. He has Soundwave ground bridge him into a volcano which happened to be the one full of dark energon. Jack somehow manages not to be melted but he was blasted by tons of dark energon radiation. Once he passed out from the various severe burns he had gotten Jack and Unicron meet in his dreams.

“Creation. Once chosen by the last discipline of prime, now I shall take you for myself.” Unicorn says as he looms over Jack. The devourer had desired the “pink one” but this human shall work as well.

Jack once again being a decent person he is doesn't want to be involved in any of this. He knows how evil Unicron is (he's getting better but Jack doesn't know that) so he obviously refuses. Unicron doesn't care if Jack wants it or not so Jack becomes a messenger. He would represent the freedom that's in chaos. It's deliciously ironic as he's sort of a mini Optimus, the mech who is the poster child of freedom.

Trust me you're not being annoying. I love getting long asks like this, it gives me life.

Edit: Forgot to add this was beta read by @a-non-ymouswriter

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*Semi-reformed Starscream stressed after failing a mission*

Megatron: I am not going to hit you Starscream.

Megatron: If I did Dorothy would just straight up kill me. Not even during recharge, it would just out in the middle of the day.

Dot: Your damn right I would!

Starscream: Thank you??

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I want to see these two be friends.

if I had a nickel for every time a human woman of color somehow joined the Wreckers I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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Would need at least five Magnuses to be able to handle the chaos this group would cause.

Have Verity and Miko hang out together to ruin Ultra Magnus's day