#incorrect avatrice

[pattdork]

Ava, leaning on the counter: Hello beautiful. Come here often?

Beatrice: Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years, or do I play along?

Ava: Play along!

Beatrice: Okay. Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.

[westenraskiss-writes]

Ava: Bea, I think I caught a bug, and it's messing with my respiratory system.

Beatrice: Is the Halo malfunctioning? I'm calling the OCS and Dr. Salvius—

Ava: It's the love bug! I caught the love bug, okay? Beatrice, put the phone down, it was a joke! Beatrice, I'm trying to romance you here—

[yukiooi]

Ava: What if–

Lilth, Camila, and Mary at the same time: NO.

Ava: But I didn't even say–

Beatrice: Ava, please. No.

Ava, pouting: Bea...🥺

Beatrice: Well, uh...

Lilth, Camila, and Mary: Beatrice! NO.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Mother Superion: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think. 

Ava: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen. 

Mother Superion: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese? 

Beatrice: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[mxmeiyun]

Ava, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Beatrice: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

[adlerdoodles]

The two of them sounded like my dad

Avatrice as moms part 2/?

[wnincorrect]

*Mother Superion looks at previous Warrior Nuns*: One taught me love.

*Mother Superion looks at Shannon*: One taught me patience.

*Mother Superion looks at Ava, flying in the kitchen, trying to reach Halloween treats from the top shelves, Mary and Camila eating what has fallen*: One taught me kids are fuckinG STUPID, AVA PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-

[trickarrows-bishop]

[pattdork]

Beatrice teaches Ava how to drive: Quick question, Ava. Imagine that Lilith and Camila are crossing the road, what do you hit?

Ava: Lilith, of course! I would never hurt Camila.

Beatrice 🤦‍♂️: The breaks. You should hit the breaks.

Mary from the backseat: I would also hit Lilith...

[sapphicagenda]

Ava: Why didn’t you ever tell me?

Bea: It was a personal issue.

Ava: You being in love with me kind of also involves me.

Gabrielle: Why did you never tell me?

Xena: It was a personal issue.

Gabrielle: You being in love with me kind of also involves me.

[youaretheunicorn]

beatrice: you're sick. your temperature is 104.1 right now

ava: if i was sick, could i do this?

ava: *looks intensely in bea's eyes*

beatrice: what are you doing exactly?

ava: ...cartwheels. am i not doing them?

beatrice, softly: no

[yukiooi]

*Ava has caught the flu after dancing out in the rain*

Beatrice, getting ready to feed her soup: Open up, darling.

*Ava opens up her legs*

Beatrice, flushed: I– that's not... I meant–

Ava, confused and pouting because Beatrice hasn't moved in closer: Bea?

Beatrice: I-I meant your mouth so I can feed you soup...

[sapphicagenda]

This feels relevant to Whisks Worth Taking lol

Ava’s first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: These people are so talented, how do they pick a winner?

Ava’s 23rd hour: I don’t care how good her fondant work is, if Kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be ruined and all her cake pops will be shit.

Beatrice: Ava, you have never baked a cake in your entire LIFE

[theshortangrylesbian]

GIVE ME FIVE HOURE TO BE OKAY

WARRIOR NUN IS BACK AS A TRILOGY

UGHHHHHHH MY EMOTIONS

I CRIED AND AM STILL SHAKING IN EXCITEMENTTTTT

UGHHHHH SORRY FOR CAPS BUT MY EXCITEMENT IS EVERYWHERE

[mxmeiyun]

Ava, holding in her laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Beatrice: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Ava: Ava: Water you doing?

[crazyintheeast]

Camila: Oh we are missing a chair . There is no place for Beatrice to sit

Ava: As long as I have a face Beatrice will always have a place to sit

Mother Superion :……

Lilith:…….

Beatrice: Ava remember how we talked about inside thoughts that we never ever mention out loud ?

Ava: Oh yeah like when we find out that those weird sounds from the sauna were actually Mother Superion and Jillian

Beatrice:AVA! Quiet time now