#wn incorrect quotes

[caliphoria17]

insp.

[pattdork]

Ava, leaning on the counter: Hello beautiful. Come here often?

Beatrice: Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years, or do I play along?

Ava: Play along!

Beatrice: Okay. Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.

[codenameclementine]

Jillian, stitching up Beatrice’s arm wound after a fight: I didn’t know you had tattoos, Beatrice

Camilla, from the corner: she has three - arm, back of the neck, and ankle

Ava: she has five actually

Camilla: what

Ava: what

[jambamthepaperman]

Computer: Please enter a password.

Ava: *types in Beatrice*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Ava: How fucking DARE YOU-

[sapphicagenda]

Incorrect Warrior Nun

Camila: I have a solution!

Mother Superion: No violence.

Camila: I no longer have a solution.

[juodojimirtis]

Vincent: [text] Suzan

Vincent: [text] Suzan please

Vincent: [text] Let me see the kids :(

Vincent: [text] I swear I left the cult

Vincent: [text] You were right Adriel is the Devil

Vincent: [text] Suzan I beg you pick up the phone :(

[wn-incorrect]

Ava, watching Beatrice spar: Wow.

Lilith: Pick it up.

Ava: Pick what up?

Lilith: Your jaw and dignity.

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: "Let me get this straight" more like let me run this bi you.

Nie Huaisang: Let's pan this out.

Wen Ning: Let's ace-ess the situation.

Lan Wangji: I'm gay.

[ragzonacamrencruise]

Enid [giggling]: Hey Nes, why can't a koala be a bear?

Wednesday [typing on her typewriter]: Because they're marsupials

Enid [mocking]: bECaUse tHey'Re mArsUPiaLS

Enid: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalafacations

[infinityinakiss]

mary: *pulls out her shotgun*

camilla: *pulls out her crossbow*

lilith: *sharpens her claws*

ava: give her a second, she's got a lot.

beatrice: *pulls out 35 knives, 12 machine guns, a couple of hand grenades, and a missile*

beatrice: oh, right *tosses ava her divinium sword*

ava: thanks, babe. i love you.

beatrice: *while simultaneously throwing her knives and reloading her gun* i love you, too.

[caliphoria17]

insp.

[pattdork]

Ava: please? for me?

Beatrice: don't do that.

Ava: do what?

Beatrice: you think every time you say "please? for me?" i'll do whatever you want. well, not this time.

Ava:

Ava: please? for me?

Beatrice: Fine... FINE

[codenameclementine]

Yasmine, to Camilla, three hours into a surveillance operation of an FBC stronghold: so, this might sound crazy, but do you ever get the feeling that Beatrice and Ava are… more than just friends? I mean, have you seen the way they look at each other?

Camilla, knowing full well that Ava had volunteered for “archive research duty” today with Beatrice because she wanted to see if they could fuck in the back of a convent library and not get caught: you know, I think you might be onto something there

[miserable-luckycharm]

Camila: Ava, just because Jesus died for our sins doesn't mean you can go around and indulge...

Ava: sure sure, but do you think I can still kiss Beatrice?

Beatrice: what??

Mother Superion:

Yasmine:

Camila: Oh Absolutely.

[90s-html-lesbians]

biologist ava, trying to flirt: can i be your helicase-

beatrice: ?

biologist ava:-so that i can unzip your genes? 😏

[juodojimirtis]

Lilith: so, what am I?

Adriel: I have no fucking idea, but you could be my wife ❤