#incorrect warrior nun

[pattdork]

Ava, leaning on the counter: Hello beautiful. Come here often?

Beatrice: Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years, or do I play along?

Ava: Play along!

Beatrice: Okay. Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.

[wn-incorrect]

Camila: I thought you two were a couple??

Beatrice: No!, how could you even think that?

Camila, to everyone in the room: Raise your hand if you thought Beatrice and Ava were a couple.

Everyone: [raises their hand]

Beatrice: Ava, why are YOU raising your hand?!?!?!

[bumblebeatrice]

warrior nun as textposts (from my “me” tag) part 5/?

[bisexy-legend]

Camila: *walking around in rage talking loudly to herself while cursing in spanish and taking down every training dummy in sight*

Mother Superion: What happened to Camila?

Yasmine: I just told her I saw Ava and Beatrice kissing.

Mother Superion: *stares at Camila* Well, I'm gonna talk to her, she should know that in the OCS we do not judge love, in fact, we believe that love is...

Yasmine: Oh, no, no, she's not homophobic, she's just upset she wasn't there.

Camila: I CALLED IT FROM DAY ONE! I HAD TO WITNESS THESE FOOLS BEING USELESS IN LOVE FOR EACH OTHER FOR MONTHS! MONTHS! AND YASMINE IS THE ONE THERE FOR THEIR FIRST KISS? NO ES JUSTO! MIERDA! *takes down training dummy with one punch then makes the sign of the cross*

[codenameclementine]

Jillian, stitching up Beatrice’s arm wound after a fight: I didn’t know you had tattoos, Beatrice

Camilla, from the corner: she has three - arm, back of the neck, and ankle

Ava: she has five actually

Camilla: what

Ava: what

[youaretheunicorn]

beatrice: you're sick. your temperature is 104.1 right now

ava: if i was sick, could i do this?

ava: *looks intensely in bea's eyes*

beatrice: what are you doing exactly?

ava: ...cartwheels. am i not doing them?

beatrice, softly: no

[crazyintheeast]

Camila: Oh we are missing a chair . There is no place for Beatrice to sit

Ava: As long as I have a face Beatrice will always have a place to sit

Mother Superion :……

Lilith:…….

Beatrice: Ava remember how we talked about inside thoughts that we never ever mention out loud ?

Ava: Oh yeah like when we find out that those weird sounds from the sauna were actually Mother Superion and Jillian

Beatrice:AVA! Quiet time now

[ostropest]

[birgittesilverbae]

Beatrice: Did it hurt?

Ava: When I fell from heav-

Beatrice: When I told you to google it and I was right.

[brenshor]

Beatrice: This is serious! I'm in love with Ava!!

Lilith: Yes that is serious. We all owe Camila so much money...

[pattdork]

Ava: Don't kill me, I have a wife!

A FBC: You think I care about that?

Ava: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

A FBC: What?

Beatrice: READY TO DIE?

[wn-incorrect]

Mother Superion: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Ava: What about missions?

Mother Superion: Fine, other than missions. And no tv!

Ava: Our tv is broken.

Mother Superion: Then no computer.

Ava: I don't have a computer.

Mother Superion: Then no… uhm… *looks around*

Mother Superion: No Beatrice.

Beatrice: *interrupting* What? No Beatrice?!

Mother Superion: NO BEATRICE!

[bumblebeatrice]

warrior nun as (convos that definitely happened) textposts part 6/?

[bittersweetsadboi]

Ava: What do you call a questioning gay?

Beatrice: *sighs* I don't know, what?

Ava: A ✨Queery✨

Beatrice:....

Ava:

[youaretheunicorn]

beatrice: YOU ALMOST DIED! AGAIN!

beatrice: I'm at a loss for words.

ava, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, Bea proceeded to scream at me for 5 hours

[crazyintheeast]

Mary: You? Yeah right . You have zero game Ava . You just randomly stumble into shit

Lilith : I know an 80 year old nun who is better at flirting then you

Camilla : Sorry Ava it's true but I am sure you will get better

Ava: That’s not true ! Watch how my smooth lines will work on Bea!

Ava: Hey Bea…. I have to secret to share

Beatrice : I will protect your secret with my life

Ava: I have been a very dirty girl

Mary: That’s even worse then I thought

Camilla: this is painful to watch

Lilith : called it

Beatrice : Did you lose the anti bacterial soap I gave you ?

Ava: what ? No that’s not what I…

Beatrice : Hygiene is very important Ava . Not only are we still in the middle of pandemic but due to our fighting we constantly come in contact with blood which can risk serious infection

Ava: Look that’s not what I am trying to

Beatrice : I am afraid I must insist Ava . Let’s go take a shower and clean you up

Ava :…… ok

Mary: Unfucking believable