#incorrect burrdosia

[h-x-l-p-l-e-s-s]

Burr: I haven’t slept in two days.

Theodosia: Why is that?

Burr: I sense an unwanted presence.

Hamilton, haunting Burr: Fuck you, too.

[incorrect-hamilham-quotes]

Burrdosia?

(Sorry it took so long for me to get to this lmao)

Aaron: I made dinner! *hands her a plate of a singular chicken nugget with some fancy lettuce beside it*

Theo: It looks amazing honey! *smiling*

Aaron: Well I felt bad we didn’t get to have our date night, so I brought the date night to you!

[totallyaccurate-hamilquotes]

Burr, admiring Theodosia (Sr) from a distance: she could end my life anytime and I’d thank her

Lafayette: We'd thank her too

[incorrect-historicalquotes]

Theodosia: No.

Burr: Why?

Theodosia: Why would you want to have sex in the Louvre? And don’t say that cheesy “I wanna pin you to the wall like the piece of art you are” line.

Burr: What if I want YOU to pin ME to the wall like the piece of art I am?

Theodosia: ...then that's a maybe,

[thebulletinhamilton-quotes]

Aaron: As I was saying—

[Aaron’s phone rings, showing the contact name ‘Mother’ on the screen.]

Alex:

Alex: You still call your grandma mother?

Aaron:

Alex:

Aaron: *with a determined look in his eyes, he answers the phone while remaining direct eye contact with Alex*

Aaron: Hey Theo

Alex: *chokes*

[smoljamesmadison]

Burr: Theodosia wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm making Hamilton up. [sighs] He is very real.

[totallyaccurate-hamilquotes]

Burr: Nobody cares about me.

Theodosia Sr.: I do, Aaron.

Burr: Are you sure?

Theodosia Sr.: I'm positive!

Burr: Only fools are positive.

Theodosia Sr.: Are you sure?

Burr: Yes, I'm positive.

Burr: I FELL FOR IT! I SHOULD GAVE KNOOOWN!