#incorrect cnco

[imgloriaa]

ZABDIEL ONCE SAID

Directly from my twitter account.

[chrisdiels-babygirl]

Joel: Date someone who will wake you up at 2am and drag you outside to look at the stars🥺😍

Zabdiel: I can assure you if anyone and I mean anyone wakes me up at 2 am to look at the fucking sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[babyyatusabes]

Joel: I used to think to myself, "how could another person kill someone?"

Joel: and then I met Chris and I was like "oh okay"

[my-only-angelle]

Richard: dont fear death- fear the state you’ll die in

Christopher, whispering fearfully: New Jersey

[christophvelez]

Zabdiel: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more just in case.

Chris: Zab, that’s a coma.

Zabdiel: Sounds festive.

[itsanolive]

Richard: What are you, five? 

Zabdiel: Yeah, five heads taller than you. 

Richard: 

Zabdiel: 

Zabdiel: Please don’t kill me.

[perriesedit]

perrie edwards said “tranqui, yo perreo sola”

[oh-goldeneyes]

Day 109 of quarantine

Zabdiel: Yahtzee!

Richard: Zab, we're playing Uno

Zabdiel: oh then, Uno

Joel, through a computer screen: we haven't started yet

[christophersdicc]

Joel: Y'all are fucking ugly.

Erick: Not you calling me ug-

Joel: Except you, bro.

Erick: Bro.

[zabdidaddi]

joel: zabdi your cat is running away

zabdiel: it’s ok

joel: but that’s your cat

zabdiel: i never expected commitment from it anyways

richard: ...like owner like cat

[imgloriaa]

christopher velez. that’s it, that’s the caption.

@papichriscnco x

[chrisdiels-babygirl]

Ali: So what's the new rule?

The boys: No daring Christopher and Erick to do stupid shit

Ali: And why's that?

Christopher and Erick: [grumpily] because we have no regard for our personal wellbeing

[babyyatusabes]

Erick: hey what does coffee taste like?

Richard: unfortunately, not as good as it smells

Erick: oh.

Erick: so like shampoo

[prettymuchcnco]

Chris: you're blocking the view.

Joel: I am the view.

[christophvelez]

Chris, running in: Okay I have a plan, but I need some help!

Richard: *spins the wheel with all the members names on it* Erick, it’s your turn.

Erick: Damnit.

[itsanolive]

Richard, apologizing:  .. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- 

Joel: What is that? 

Richard: Remorse code. 

Joel: I’m even angrier at you now.