#incorrect dpa quotes

[galaxyzone]

I love this dynamic❤️

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[After Reinhardt's identity is revealed]

Everyone: Dammit, he's so evil. He must be laser focused in. The only thing on Reinhardt’s mind right now is deceiving us and taking revenge.

Reinhardt: 🎶 Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg 🎶

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Mitsumi and Jun standing next to each other:

Hareta: Wow, imagine Jun getting married.

Koya, nodding: You and I will be married some day too.

Hareta: *nods thoughtfully*

Hareta:

Hareta, jumping away from him in shock: HUH??!?

source: pokemon anime (johto)

[starthornisscratching]

Does literally anyone like pokemon DPA other than me and @savebatsfromscratch lol

where are you guys

[taylorshope]

I put all the dpa protagonists into an incorrect quotes generator and...

[sky-fortress]

you are not immune to diamond and pearl adventure! propaganda

oogh my brain just. flung me back into this series so i’ve been trying to draw the gang in my style :0 13 year old me is fucking thriving. absolutely off the chain. 

mitsumi’s my favorite out of these three ngl. she’s a queen what can i say! now if you’ll excuse me im going to rant about dpa in the tags of this post

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Someone: You’re standing on thin ice Ellen: We’re standing on the floor Someone: It’s an expression Ellen: It’s a carpet

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Reinhardt: You’re a genius.

Harriet: You’re just saying that ‘cause it’s true.

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Ludwig: If I have to go through any more character development, my character is gonna develop into a villain

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Harriet: So… Dad? Can I just say you're looking really nice today?

Arch-Duke Saint-Owan: [sigh] What do you want?

Harriet: Pft. What? Me? Dad… I would never be so inconsiderate as to beg for a favor after you've gone through such a perilous ordeal!

Harriet: [gesturing to Reinhardt] He would, though.

Reinhardt: Hey, how's it going? Can I borrow your armies?

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Reinhardt: What goes through your head when you fight, Ellen?

Ellen: 🎶 SOMEBODY once told me- 🎶

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Ellen: Reinhardt...Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Reinhardt: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Ellen: Ellen: I wrote sanitize, Reinhardt.

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Reinhardt: I'm moderate and peaceful, truth be told.

Bertus:...Yesterday you threw a chair at Henrich.

Reinhardt: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise because I was initially planning to launch a table at that asshole.

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Ellen: I just discovered that cinnamon rolls dipped in strawberry milk taste better than cinnamon rolls dipped in normal milk.

Reinhardt:...

Reinhardt: You mean you climbed through my window at three in the morning just to tell me this?

Ellen: Well, yeah. I had to tell someone.

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Hareta, to Charon:

source: @/nocontextgoodplace

Image description in the image, original below the cut:

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source: John Mulaney

also here

Image description below the cut:

A sketched comic featuring Mitsumi from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Adventure. It is colored messily with a tan background.

In the first panel she has a hand on her chest and is looking blankly/determinedly at the hypothetical 'camera'. She is saying: "I'll keep all my emotions right here,"

In the next panel she shrugs and grins, a drop of sweat on her cheek, and says: "and then one day, I'll die!"