#incorrect final fantasy dissidia nt

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Squall: How the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I’ve been exhausted ever since.

Cloud: You need to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself. 

Noct: Best advice ever.

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Zidane: I think I'm immortal.

Vaan: Why?

Zidane: I haven't died yet.

Tidus: Holy shit.

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Lightning: 30 day free trial of being ok.

Noctis: Wheres the link

Cloud: Wheres the fucking link

[tenebraetrash17]

How Luna Should Be Introduced Into Dissidia

Terra: So, do you think that new life will ever spring from this barren ground?

Y'shtola: The possibility exists for certain.

Lightning: ...I guess that maybe, one day...some flowers might-

*warp portal opens up, Luna is yeeted out*: Did you say flowers need to grow? Bitch, Imma master, stand back.

[thesilencebeforeastorm]

Incorrect Dissidia Liners

Warrior of Light : Is that you, Lightning? And he is...?

Noctis : Hey there.

Warrior of Light : A new ally? Welcome to the fight, Hey There.

Noctis : Huh? That's not my n-

Lightning : I thought it was finished.

Noctis :

[omegastryker]

Incorrect Dissidia: Final Fantasy NT Quotes

*on board Fahrenheit*

Jecht: I got to thinkin’ son, that I quit this evil doer business

Yuna: Oh my, how handsome. *sees Jecht’s abs and watches him lift heavy free weights in the ship and blushes*

Tidus: Since when did you change?

Jecht: Since when you protected Yuna, made me do a lot of thinking. Ya know?

Tidus: I miss you dad *sniff*

Jecht: Feeling’s mutual son *sniff*

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Bartz: Why is everything so expensive?! I swear nothing in this world is free.

Zidane: Man, everything is free if you can run fast enough.

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Bartz: Squall, what do you call a fish with no eye?

Squall: *reading* Myxine Circifrons.

Bartz: Fsh.

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Terra: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Lightning: Hey, I understand this is a tense situation but let's watch the fucking language.

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Lightning: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID.

Zidane and Squall: *mumbles*

Terra: They said you need to be over 18 at Gold Saucer to hold the chocobos chicks.

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Lightning: What in the world happened here?

Zidane: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Cecil: Wasn't Bartz with you?

Bartz: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Sephiroth: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve ever done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Cloud:

Sephiroth: Haha just kidding, I've killed people before.

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Terra: So how was your day, guys?

Zidane: We almost got surprise adopted!

Lightning: What?

Squall: We almost got kidnapped.

Terra: Oh, okay.

Lightning: WAIT WHAT?!?

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Lightning: *sighs* I'm at loss for words.

[later]

Vaan to Terra: Despite being lost for words, Lightning yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Emperor: The bad guy does not get the girl.

Kuja: Well, maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.

Everyone: *dramatic gasp*

Kuja:

Kuja: You all heard me.

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Vaan: Sometimes I do listen to you, you know?

Lightning: That hasn't been my experience