#incorrect final fantasy vii

[incorrect-squall-quotes]

Cloud: So, Leon, on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate your pain?

Squall: Pi.

Cloud: I'm sorry, wh- fucking pi?

Squall: Yep, low but never ending.

[emeraldblonde]

at a zoo Zack: What are they in for? Cloud: Zack, this isn't a prison. Zack: So they can leave? Cloud: No, but- Zack, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

[hu-manbee-ing]

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[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Barret: Why is there a five-year gap in your resume?

Cloud: That’s when I went missing for a bit.

Barret: You what?

Cloud: Yeah, I don’t know what happened either.

[bigdumbapple]

hey, I'm really funny.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Do you think Cloud and the others would teach Vincent slang?

*Over text*

Cloud: hey vincent. hru?

Vincent: I understand that you've typed out some kind of code. HRU. Hostile Reconnaissance Unit

Cloud: what? no it means "how are you" lmao

Vincent: LMAO? Lethal Military Armed Opposition. We are under attack.

Cloud: omg vincent no. it just means laughing my ass off

Vincent: You're laughing while we're potentially under siege? This is serious, Cloud.

Cloud: omg

Vincent: OMG. Organized Militant Group.

Cloud: im dying.

Vincent: Are you hurt? Who attacked you? Was it Sephiroth? Send me your location immediately.

Cloud: noooo its just an expression. ttyl vincent

Vincent: TACTICAL TERROR YOUTH LEAGUE. THE REMNANTS.

Cloud: FFS

Vincent: FRONTLINE FOES SPOTTED? Take cover immediately while I contact Reeve.

Cloud: WTF.

Vincent: WARZONE TACTICS FAILING. I told you to procure a more practical sword.

Cloud: -_-  

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[geekysteven]

[tiri5459]

Genesis: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

[incorrectshinraquotes]

President Shinra: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. President Shinra: Anyways, you said Rufus is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

[emeraldblonde]

Cissnei: Zack? What are you doing here? Zack, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a Gatorade: My best.

[white-rose-of-wutai]

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Cid: *under Tiny Bronco, doing repairs*

Cid: Can you hand me the 9mm?

Vincent: *hands him a 9mm pistol*

Cid: *takes it, looks at it, and hands it back*

Cid: I meant a ratchet.

[beriidesu]

Im just 🤣

[rottenpumpkin13]

So often we see posts of no one believing Cloud abt Sephiroth’s presence…. What about one of the gang finding Sephiroth returned again and Cloud doesn’t believe it bc he’s too used to his hallucinations & phantom pains to just. Assume that Sephiroth came back, again, like seriously it wasn’t believable the last time either you guys

*Sephiroth materializes in front of Cloud and the group*

Tifa: OH MY GOD

Cloud, unfazed: What?

Cid: What do you mean what!? Look! It's Sephiroth!

*Sephiroth just stands there, menacingly*

Cloud: You people are ridiculous. That's obviously just an illusion. Look, I'll prove it to you guys

*Cloud grabs Sephiroth's chest*

Sephiroth:

Cloud: See? If Sephiroth were real, he'd have his sword at my throat by now.

*Cloud still has his hands on Sephiroth's chest. Sephiroth isn't going away*

Cloud:

Cloud:

Cloud:

Cloud: I feel like I've made a mistake of some kind.

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