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Cloud: So, Leon, on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate your pain?

Squall: Pi.

Cloud: I'm sorry, wh- fucking pi?

Squall: Yep, low but never ending.

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-Squall, probably

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Zell: HEY! HEY!

Seifer, whispering: Shh, Squall's sleeping.

Zell, whispering: Sorry.

Seifer: What did you need?

Zell, whispering: There's a fire.

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Squall, walking up to Cloud: Can we do… the thing?

Cloud, confused: Thing?

Squall, wrapping his arms around himself: This thing?

Cloud, amused: You mean a hug?

Squall: Yeah, that.

*15 minutes later*

Cloud: Had enough?

Squall, mumbling: No.

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Irvine: How are you doing?

Squall: Well, I’m breathing.

Irvine: Setting the bar pretty low, huh?

Squall: It’s better than Zell anyway.

Zell, choking on water: Honestly? Fuck you!

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[Seifer and Squall arguing]

Squall, starting to leave: I need to get some air…

Seifer: There’s air in here.

Squall: I don’t want your air!

Seifer: What’s wrong with my air?!

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Sora: It sure is dark in here.

Sora: I’m not scared or anything.

Squall:

Sora: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not me. Not Sora. No, sir.

Squall: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Sora:

Sora: Yes, please.

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Laguna: There’s somebody I want you to meet.

Squall: I know enough people.

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Seifer: Squall, I screwed up big time.

Squall: Seifer, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Squall: Ok, that's enough, stop complaining about Sephiroth.

Cloud: You said to get it put of my system.

Squall: I didn't realize how much you had in your system.

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Sora: Papa, do you miss me when I'm at school?

Squall: Of course.

Sora: I could do home school.

Squall: I don't miss you that much.

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Seifer: I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that, I'm innocent.

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Cid: Hey Squall, whatcha doin?

Squall: Eating a family sized bag of chips.

Cid: Squall, that's a small bag, it's definitely not family sized.

Squall through a stuffed mouth: Every bag of chips is family sized if you're an orphan.

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Seifer: we should appreciate the small things in life.

Seifer: *hugs Squall from behind* you are appreciated and I love you.

Squall: I love you too but you have three seconds to start running.

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Squall: Who drew on the wall?

Sora: The crayon.

Squall: ...by itself?

Sora: It’s a bad crayon.

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Laguna, trying to determine whether he needs to arrange a marriage for Squall: So, Squall, do you have a significant other?

Squall: I'm significant by myself.

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Seifer, atleast once a day: Is it me? Am I the drama? I don’t think I’m the drama...Maybe I am! Am I the villain? I don’t think I’m the villain!