#incorrect hamtaro

[acemapache]

Sparkle: [to the Ham-Hams, who are gathered around a cracked microphone] So… who broke it…? I'm not blash-T. I just want to know.

Hamtaro: I did. Oopsi-

Sparkle: No, no you didn't. Howdy?

Howdy: Don't lookie me. Lookie Dexter.

Dexter: What? I didn't break it.

Howdy: Huh. That's bizzaro. How'd you even know it was broken?

Dexter: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Howdy: How sussy.

Stan: If it matters - probably not - but Sandy was the last one to use it.

Sandy: Liar! I don't even do karaoke!

Stan: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the dance room earlier?

Sandy: I like to twirl my ribbon while I perksie to my favorite song; everyone knows that, Stan!

Hamtaro: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me replace it, Sparkle!

Sparkle: No-P! Who broke it??!

Dexter: Sparkle… Boss has been awfully hushie.

Boss: TOOTRU??

Dexter: Yeah! Tootru.

Boss: Oh, my Ham! [everyone starts arguing at one another except Sparkle]

Sparkle: Hushgo, I broke it. It shockie'd my hand, so I chukchuk'd it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a cricket head on a stickie. [turns to look at the Ham-Hams as they continue to argue, then looks back] Good. It was getting a little hamchu around here.

[the-heron]

I've always assumed I think that you were into either neopets or hamtaro as a young child or at some point in general. Based off your posts

I love this. Incorrect to both of those but I was a club penguin kid which is kindof in the same vein as neopets if you squint

[lionpatriot13]

King Ghidorah: What kind of fool do you take me for!?

King Ghidorah: *points at Biollante* She’s Godzilla!

King Ghidorah: *points at Spacegodzilla* He’s Godzilla!

King Ghidorah: *points at Godzilla* You’re Godzilla!

King Ghidorah: I’m Godzilla! Are there any other Godzilla’s I should know about?

Hamtaro in Godzilla costume: Skree-onk!

King Ghidorah:

King Ghidorah: I’m out of here.

[magioftheseas]

Akira: I'd ask Goro for help but he's too busy writing an autobiography.

Goro: Does anyone know how to cite a murder as a source?

[incorrect-hamhams]

Boss: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Boss: That's why I own TEN guns.

Boss: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Panda: *Desperately tries to hide his ladder* Haha-

[zareleonis]

thought the world needed more The Masked Empire memes so i made one myself 🤭 (insp)

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Aoogah: (le guiña un ojo a Piolin).

Piolin: Me guiñó el ojo. Bueno, tal vez le molesta una pestaña.

Fuente: Hamtaro (2000 ~ 2006)

[incorrecthamtaroquotes]

Boss: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Maxwell: This just says "I can do what I want".

[yes-i-nijihamu-can]

Since my muse has been everywhere except Hamtaro lately, I picked some choice randomizations from the incorrect quotes generator

[incorrect-zexal-quotes]

one of these things is not like the others🎶

[acemapache]

Stan: Oh my my...

Bijou: What? What is it?

Stan: Another very koochi-Q lady with the bestest ears, are you free tonight?

Boss: YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU LANKY JERK!!

[incorrect-lalins-curse]

David: Hi! I'm David, and this is my best friend Felix!

Felix: I'm more like a parole officer, really.

[totally-happened-marco-harem]

Janna: Hey, Marco, can a colonoscopy be considered as a tax write off?!

Marco, fighting off Monstro: Janna! This is no time to be weird and creepy!

[stella-so-sly93]

Mio: Why do I hang around you, Ritsu?

Ritsu: Because I'm so charming...?

[incorrect-hamhams]

Howdy: Are you coming to bed?

Dexter: I cannot. This is important.

Howdy: What?

Dexter: Someone is wrong on the internet.

[scrabbleknight]

*Akko was sad, so her friends try to cheer her up*

Diana: It's okay to ask for help.

Amanda: You're not a burden.

Sucy: Murder is okay.

Lotte, look at Sucy and then back: ... Your feelings matter?