#incorrect hera trilogy

[minutiaewriter]

Incorrect Hera Quotes Tag, Part II

Tagged by the ever-fabulous @arijensineink 💖

Thank you sm babe I love doing these! I used the incorrect quotes generator you linked in your post and it's so so helpful! Link below:

Tagging with no pressure: @elijahrichardwrites @i-dont-write-as-often-as-id-like @bmaye15 @chickensarentcheap and anyone else who wants to participate because personally this was so much fun!

More incorrect quote scenarios assigned to the Hera: To Catch a Star cast under the cut! ;o

Aome: Do you take constructive criticism?

Yojackson: I only take cash or credit.

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Yojackson: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Rynn: Oh, you've been?

Yojackson: Once. In Monopoly.

[he has actually been in real prison several times before, don't let him fool you]

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Bounty Hunter, negotiating with Kilderan: We have Yojackson Owens. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed

Yojackson: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think l'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Aome:

Yojackson: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Aome: YOJACKSON STOP

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Aome: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?

Yojackson: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.

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Aome: I made tea.

Kilderan: I don't want tea.

Aome: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Kilderan: Then why are you telling me?

Aome: It is a conversation starter.

Kilderan: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Aome: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Kilderan: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Aome: I think you mean cards.

Kilderan, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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Aome: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Kilderan: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Aome: I've never heard you laugh before.

Kilderan: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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(They have an actual conversation like this in the book, so!!!):

Aome: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Yojackson: That's why I carry two guns.

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(And finally, a classic):

Kilderan: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Rynn: Plane tickets?

Aome: Concert tickets?

Yojackson: Prostitution?

Kilderan, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

Thank you so much for reading and I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did :D

Stay tuned for Hera: To Catch a Star coming in February!

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!

*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*

Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!

Leia: no she’s got a point

Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!

Kallus: Bridger I swear

Zeb: kid….Kallus was the trash

[theknightofivanhoe]

Hera: (after hearing cadets Poe Dameron, Snap Wexley, Jessika Pava, and others, bar-hopped before causing chaos) I can hardly believe my ears...My cadets going out on some drunken rampage like this from bar to bar? It's like those comedy sketches that...Rodian on the Holonet tells!

Poe: Ooh, Rubb Weltun? (rubbing hand over cheek in imitation of aforementioned comedian) The dayyy waaar broooke ouuu -

Hera: Poe! Be quiet! (to the other cadets) You all ought to be on detention! (to Poe again) And *you're* getting far too cheeky, boy. I'll speak to your father about you...

[incorrectjedi]

Hera: Without you, we’re just a group of rudderless delinquents trying to survive. You makes us a family.

Kanan: Well, I’m the cool rebel brother.

Ezra: you’re the dad.

Zeb: Father.

Sabine: Dad.

[minutiaewriter]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Thanks @primroseprime2019 for the tag, I've wanted to do this for a while and now I'm finally free to respond to the tag ^ ^

I'll be using quotes from one of my all-time favorite TV shows Friends and assigning them to the main cast of Hera. These are in no particular order, and assigned to the characters I think fit them best. Enjoy!

Yojackson Owens: “Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!”

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Aome: Hello, people who don't live here.

Yojackson: Hey.

Rynn: Hi.

Kilderan: Hello.

Aome: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Yojackson: We were out of food.

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Yojackson: I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.

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Rynn: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!

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Kilderan: I'm fine. Totally fine.

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Aome: Where have you been?

Kilderan: Emotional hell.

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Kilderan: You’re over me? When were you…under me?

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Aome: Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.

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Yojackson: Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

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Aome: You got a job?

Yojackson: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!

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Aome: Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?

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Yojackson, to Rynn (honey glazed rolls are involved): We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.

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Aome: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.

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Rynn: You’re a strange kind of grown-up

Well, that concludes part 1! And yes, there will be more parts because this was way too much fun!!

Stay tuned for Hera: To Catch a Star coming this February!