#incorrect ikesen

[chiruhitohira]

[hwascripts]

I present to you, an Ikesen meme compilation. I knew I’d one day have a use for the vids in my camera roll. SPOILERS

More crackposts here

[bontu-the-l0ver]

Found some old Twitters I edited for Facebook when I was recently starting to play ikemen series so they might not be accurate but enjoy

I gotta say back in the day I shipped Comte with Sebastian lol.

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto ❤️

[sasukeuchiha-24]

💜 Sasuke Uchiha 💜

[worlds-smallestviolin]

MC: I love you, Hideyoshi.

Hideyoshi: Yeah, I love you too.

*silence*

MC: We both love you as well, Mitsuhide.

Mitsuhide: Thanks, I was starting to feel left out.

[gloriouspiratenacho]

[welp-back-on-my-bs]

Ikemen bois as Sanders Sides quotes. Because fight me. Im thinking of Mitsuhide as Decit.

Hideyoshi/Kenshin/Yeves/Silvio(but gosh is fucking god instead): OH MY GOSH, I WILL KILL YOU BOTH WITH MY BARE HANDS... and this sword

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Shogun (I forgot the bitches name): you're lazy AND you're gay?! YOU'RE FIRED!

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Kate: Bambi?

Harrison: Man is dangerous

Kate: Pocahontas?

Harrison: WHITE man is dangerious

Kate: Sleeping Beauty?

Harrison: Well, now we're back to the lack of consent with sleeping women

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Geek squad? More like squadless Geek! You're alone!

- probably some Ronan to Sauske

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All of Ikesen/vil: unfortunately for him I'm bisexual

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Ellis: 5 am, the witching hour.

Rodger: I could be wrong, but I belive that is midnight

Ellis: 5 am, the devils hour.

Rodger: No, I'm pretty sure that's 3 am.

Ellis: Well, then it's 5 am and you need to go to sleep

Elbert: ...

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Mitsuhide/Aurthur/Chelaver(internally): Really? A squeak? It was going to squeak, and you were going to use that on a serial killer? Y/N? Grow the fuck up.

[kittygrimm88]

I do wonder, how all ikesen LIS would react if MC would be more domineering and more sassy?

[incorrect-joseimuke]

MC: Losing an eye is suprisingly uncommon despite it being percieved as such fragile body part.

Ikesen Masamune: I'm blind in one eye.

[worlds-smallestviolin]

Shingen: So, you guys ready for tomorrow's B-A-T-T-L-E?

Yukimura: Yeah, it's going to be a tough F-I-G-H-T.

Kenshin: What are you guys talking about?

Sasuke: Yeah, why did you guys just spell fig...

Shingen: No, No, No!Shut up!

Yukimura: Don't say it!

Sasuke: Uh why?

Yukimura: Oh God, how do we tell you this?

Shingen: Kenshin... can't spell.

Sasuke: ...

Sasuke: What?!

Shingen: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Sasuke: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word FIGHT?

Kenshin: Fight?!

Shingen: No fight!

Kenshin: Fight?!

Shingen: No fight!

Kenshin: Fight?!

Shingen: No fight!

Kenshin: Aww 🥺

Sasuke: OK, what's happening?

Yukimura: We told you. He gets excited when he hears the word F-I-G-H-T.

Kenshin: What you're talking about?

Shingen: Food.

Kenshin: Oh, sucks.

Sasuke: I don't know guys. I feel like you're fighting a losing battle on this one.

Kenshin: Battle?!

Yukimura: No battle!

Kenshin: Battle?!

Yukimura: No battle!

Kenshin: Battle?!

Yukimura: No battle!

Kenshin:Awwwwwww 🥺

Shingen: Man, you have to spell if you're talking about B-A-T- T-L-E.

Sasuke: OK, so we are going to W-A-R.

Kenshin: WAR?!?

Shingen: Aw man.

Yukimura: Dude, really!

Sasuke: Oh come on, I spelled it.

Shingen: Well he knows how to spell war.

Sasuke: So he can spell war, but he can't spell fight?

Kenshin: Fight?!?

Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!

Kenshin: Fight?!?

Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!

Kenshin: Fight?!?

Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!

Kenshin: God!🤬

Shingen: OK, he's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P.

Kenshin: Yeah.😄

Sasuke: What does N-A-P spell?

Kenshin: Sake🤤

[gloriouspiratenacho]

[sevenai]

◆ Introduction of New Warlords ◆

- Doll × Obsession -

Yoshiteru Ashikaga

CV: Daiki Yamashita

「Come with me. For eternal peace - a utopia.」

“Don't leave me. ...... What's the matter with you, you look like you're wondering. You don't need a reason to follow my orders. Just nod your head and come quietly to my side.” - from twitter

*someone related to the ashikage omg i’m excited

*yoshiteru was also one of the 13 shogunate in the muromachi period and some considered him as the bravest muromachi shogun though he did not get to achieve much

- Sexuality x Immorality -

Hisahide Matsunaga

CV: Shogo Sakata

「If you don't want to be betrayed, always be strong.。。。。。just kidding.」

“If I shake you sweetly, anyone can fall into my hands and melt prettily. You too must be far from innocent after all. I'll always teach you." - from twitter

*hisahide matsunaga is known as one of japan’s three greatest villain… also according to his history, seems like nobunaga has another enemy to face haha

*​they’re throwing new characters… does this mean ikesen can keep going for a long time

*translation may be incorrect - still learning! なんてね as a standalone usually makes the previous statement sound unserious so i used it for that.

[sh0jun]

Masterlist <333

(Yes I finally figured out how to make one after asking it from 3 people qwq)

Request Status: closed temporarily! (only for Ikesen!)

Currently 5 in queue<3

{No NSFW please}

Moot Appreciation <333

→ Merry Christmas<3

• Headcanons:

Ikesen Modern AU

Lawyer MC

MC with a doll face

Arson's birthday special

Political scientist MC

If MC got thrown in the dungeon

Warlords go to therapy

When Kenshin gets sick

Courtesan MC who is upset with her s/o (?)

Foreigner MC

Kitsune MC

MC and [suitor] share a kiss

• incorrect quotes/drabbles:

Modern Au Masamune

Ieyasu and MC

Kenshin

If Mai went back to her time

• Random

April Fools 2025

• Tears of Themis

Chapter 1 (long fic. No name yet)

• OC stuff:

Hekima (multifandom OC)

• Taglist:

@bakersgrief @kissmetwicekissmedeadly @mollycoddle707 @bontu-the-l0ver @ludivineikewolf @rubia8

(If anyone would like to be added or removed just lemme know!)

[s7-evermore]

Keiji: I hate cheap toilet paper, I almost fingered my ass

Ieyasu: you need to shut the fuck up

Masamune: ok but why Keiji got a point tho?

[limonzu]

It's weak af dawg its stealth is like in the negatives smh

Sasuke, holding his newborn baby: What are its stats?