#incorrect ikemen quotes

[ikevamp-twitter]

[leonscape]

Leon : *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Leon : *cuts piece of cake*

Jin: ...Can I have some?

Leon : Cake is for talkers.

[luciferslostsock]

My crush in 2020 and 2023🤭

My crush in 2018💀

This is what happens when you let your child have unrestriced access to the internet.. they fall in love with Vampires and Demons💀💀

[eternallyfrustratedwriter]

Rio: I need you to swear-

Silvio: FUCK!

Rio: ...Swear as in promise...

[hwascripts]

I present to you, an Ikesen meme compilation. I knew I’d one day have a use for the vids in my camera roll. SPOILERS

More crackposts here

[ikemensworld]

Dazai: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Dazai: And I started thinking.

Dazai: Like it was just trying to get food.

Dazai: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck.

Dazai: How would I feel?

MC: Are you okay?

[thezestyone]

Masamune and Mitsuhide catching up after some years since Masamune married MC:

Masamune: …And I always cooked for my six beautiful kids.

Mitsuhide: You have six kids?

Masamune: *nods proudly* Six beautiful kids. Mitsuhide: You have been so busy, how do you find time to cook?

Masamune: *chuckles* It’s my passion.

Mitsuhide: Making kids, or cooking?

[ikemen-roses]

Comte: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Vincent: Is it me, Comte?

Comte: No, it’s not you.

Leonardo, with a slight grin: Is it me, Comte?

Comte: It’s not you either.

Arthur, also grinning like a lil’ shit: Is it me, Comte?

Comte:

Comte, mockingly: Is IT mE CoMTe?

Shakespeare, sitting at the far edge of the table:

[riveranova]

Clavis: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind. Sariel: Thank god.

[scorchieart]

Leon: You're not a very good leader, are you?

Chev: Take that back, Black.

Leon: Name one of your faction members.

Chev: That's easy. Clavis.

Leon: Okay, name another.

Chev: ...

Nokto & Luke: ...

Chev: ...Chevalier Michel

[ikevamp-twitter]

[leonscape]

Leon: Hey, are you okay?

Licht: Yeah.

Leon: You don't look okay.

Licht: Then stop looking.

[ghosty--spice]

Rio: “Until Silvio accepts my apology, this open wound will hinder any progress he might make toward getting into the Good Place.”

Rio: “Also, I'm going to strangle him, which will hinder any air from getting into his lungs.”

[spoopy-fish-writes]

@vivisimpact @vio-simps-for-purple-characters

Just him in a nutshell tbh. Yes that is Silvio, Emma is acting as wingwoman for them 😌

Click for HQ. Do not repost or claim. Only reblog 💜

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[crowmero]

Silvio: Look, this is getting really creepy, all right? You're acting completely insane. You know that?

Emma: So am I insane?

Silvio: No, you're acting insane.

-Rio starts barking-

Silvio: Shut up, Rio

Emma: He's an innocent animal!

Silvio: Yeah, yeah. And he'll live, okay? I'm talking to you.

Emma: I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person.

Silvio: That's what I'm talking about. Where is the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Emma that I knew? The one who wanted to be a serious noblewoman, huh? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there. You're like a freaking one-woman circus, Emma.

Emma: So I guess this means we're over.

Silvio: Yeah, I guess so.

Emma: Fine.

Silvio: Fine!

…

Emma (to herself): Oh, finally.

[timeless-tende]

Masterlist Guide

I keep losing my post in the sea of reblogs lol

Drawing/Digital Art Masterlist

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Incorrect Quotes/Fake Text Masterlist

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Animal Crossing: New Horizon Codes

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BS Post(s)

Haikyuu

Comments on 🍆hub (+18)

Oikawa energy

Ikémen Games

Motonari skin?

IkémenVampire request 1

Mixed Fandom

That’s him?!

Others

Npc vibes

Job thoughts

Skirt advantages (+18?)

Spike Volleyball (PS4)

Relate?

Writing 1

Writing 2

Bad dream + tmi + tw

I’m on DeviantArt!

Kpop (old)

Jackson (Got7)

NCT Hogwart House (era otp 18)

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