Juliana: hey, can you help me with my zipper?
Valentina: Of course
Juliana: …
Juliana: Up, Jules!
Valentina: Right, sorry
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Juliana: The food's too hot. I can't eat it.
Valentina: You are too hot and I still eat you.
Guille:
Lucia:
Eva: *slams knife and fork down* ONE DINNER! I JUST WANTED ONE DINNER!
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Valentina: i need ya’
Juliana: for?
Valentina: ever.
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Juls, to Val: you need to move
Val: but this is my seat
Juls: ... you’re on my lap
Val: your point?
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Valentina: oh come on, I didn't drink that much last night!
Guille: you were flirting with Juls
Valentina: so what? she's my girlfriend
Guille: you asked if she was single...
Eva: and then you cried when she said she wasn't
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Incorrect Juliantina #3: Salt
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Valentina, drunk: [points at Juliana] That’s my girlfriend, suckers!
Guille: Your wife, Val
Valentina: My wife! Even better!
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val: juliana is not a stranger, she’s my friend, i trust her!
lucho:
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Guille: we need to discuss this with dad present too.
Eva: yeah
Val: I got it. *picks her phone* Siri, call dad.
Siri : calling daddy
Val: wait, NO
Juls: *phone rings*
Guille: ...
Eva: ...
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Hello people of the internet. I have made a new blog with incorrect quotes starring Juliana Valdes and Valentina Carvajal from Amar a Muerte. They're really gay and cute and I love them so I wanted to show my love by making a blog solely about them. So if you love gays with incorrect quotes then please check out @incorrect-juliantina
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Valentina to Juliana, very seriously, after they've been together for a while: Juls, I really like you.
Juliana: ...?
Juliana: Okay??
Juliana: I also li--
Valentina: April Fool's! I ~~LOVE~~ you.
Juliana: 🙃
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Juliana: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Valentina: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Jacobo:
Lucía:
Guille:
Eva:[slams knife and fork down] ONE DINNER!! I JUST WANTED ONE. DINNER.
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Eva: Hey, do you know the password to Val’s computer?
Jules: Fuck you, Eva
Eva: Hey!!
Jules: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyoueva”.
Eva: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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INCORRECT JULIANTINA # 3
credito: @ oocjuliantina (twitter)
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