#incorrect legends arceus quotes

[corethetrueidiot]

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[eev583]

Rei: Fight me!

Volo: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*later*

Akari: Why is Volo crying?

Irida: Rei kicked him really hard on the ankle.

[incorrect-splatoon]

Pearl [playing Legends Arceus]: hey Rina, I'm fighting a new pokemon and i need some help

Marina [focusing on something else]: uh huh, what do you need?

Pearl: [shows her the pokemon she's fighting) what's this bitch allergic to?

Marina: d... do you mean its type weakness?

Pearl: just answer the damn question

[edgy-girlboss]

Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure!

Adaman: *Snickers*

Irida: What?

Adaman: Do you feel safe?

Irida: I will end you.

[peccaberry]

[ardentrhyme]

Volo: This is persecution! Why can't you leave me alone, what did I ever do to you?! Rei: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet. Volo: ...Apart from that.

[incorrect-pokemon-villain-quotes]

Protagonist: I only wish for people to be happy :) Volo: Christ you are extremely fuckin selfish, die Protagonist: I am 15 years old

[a-spy-in-hisui]

Rei : Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow ?

Marc : The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they carry the burden of my existence.

Shinx (tired) : Shin...

Rei : Literally all you had to do was say no...

[kurixta]

silly volo things

[freelance-pokemon-ecologist]

Adaman: *sends a photo of Leafeon sleeping via text message*

Dawn: *texting back* Akfjksndlshahdks, he’s so cute!

Adaman: thanks but what does that first word mean?

Dawn: Oh that’s a keysmash

Adaman: how do i do it

Dawn: Just press anything

Adaman: 7

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Volo: Look at the little babyyy~! :D

Togepi: *happy egg daughter noises*

Volo, losing his mind: Now look at THE BIG BABY.

Giratina, smashing through reality: *eldritch screeching intensifies*

[harveybwabbit92]

{After I-S/o’s banishment Kamado still expects Ingo to work with him.]

Kamado: I’m going to ask you to be respectful here, Warden...

Ingo: And I will politely decline. Commander...

Kamado:...

Ingo:...

Ingo: Are we done?

Kamado:...(grunts)

Ingo: Then I bid you good day, sir.

Lucas, as he and Ingo are leaving to find I-S/o: The Chief wasn’t joking, you really do politely tell people to Go F*ck themselves. I’m seriously impressed Ingo!

Ingo: Watch your language...And thankyou.

[eev583]

Rei: Help! I’m drowning!

Volo: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Rei: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

[weibenwolken]

Volo, smiling: I am such a creative person~✨

Ginter, looking at Volo suspiciously: What have you created?

Volo, still smiling:

Problems~~~✨✨✨

[edgy-girlboss]

Adaman, completely serious: Sir, it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have big little paw-paws and a little heart nose. Do you care to comment?

Leafeon: *Meows*

Adaman: Riveting.

Irida, walking in: Am I interrupting something?

[peccaberry]