#incorrect pokémon quotes

[edgy-girlboss]

Irida: If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink.

Adaman: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[freelance-pokemon-ecologist]

Adaman: *sends a photo of Leafeon sleeping via text message*

Dawn: *texting back* Akfjksndlshahdks, he’s so cute!

Adaman: thanks but what does that first word mean?

Dawn: Oh that’s a keysmash

Adaman: how do i do it

Dawn: Just press anything

Adaman: 7

[segasister]

Juliana: Where's Primarina? Meowscarada: She's probably upstairs brushing her hair so she could be the [mockingly] prettiest Pokémon at the picnic! Primarina, indeed upstairs brushing her hair: I'm gonna be the prettiest Pokémon at the picnic!

[sparkingspider]

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Super Effective!: Morningstars vs Vaggie

Lucifer: Vaggie?

Vaggie: Yes, Lucifer?

Lucifer: (Morningstar Puppy Eyes) Can we have McBurger Queen for dinner?

Vaggie: What did Charlie say?

Lucifer: To ask you.

Vaggie: We have food here.

Lucifer: You leave me no choice. CHARLIEZARD!!! USE BABY DOLL EYES!!!

Vaggie: Wait, what?

Charlie: RAWR!!! (jumps out from behind the door wearing a charmander onesie) Lucifetch'd, use Charm!

Lucifer: (transforms his clothes into a farfetched onesie) Ha-HA!

Vaggie: Farfetch'd doesn't know "Charm"!!!

Charlie & Lucifer: (double damage, Morningstar Puppy Eyes)

Vaggie: (overpowered by the adorable double team) AGH!!! Fine! We can have McBurger Queen!

Charlie & Lucifer: (jump up and down in a circle while holding hands) Yay!

Razzle: (bursts in wearing a unicorn onesie) Baaaa!

Charlie: All good, Razzle! We don't need you to use Razzling Gleam. Vaggie said yes!

Razzle: (throws his hooves into the air excitedly) BAAAAAA!!!

[the-travelling-witch]

au where yuu is originally from a pokémon region, so when crowley goes “you’re our beast tamer now” they just shrug and think to themselves “alright, unconventional name but business as usual i guess” until they realise there are no pokémon here

yuu throwing a pokéball at overblot riddle and watching it bounce off: …

riddle: …

ace, deuce, cater, trey: …

yuu: see normally this solves like 99% of my problems, so idk what you want me to do here… grim, use flamethrower

[sincerely-sofie]

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

Sherlock, setting down a card: Ace of Spades

Mariana, pulling out an UNO card: +4

John, pulling out a Pokémon card: Yamper, I choose you!

Sherlock, trembling: What are we playing?

[longlivethedragons]

More Pokémon SV as incorrect quotes

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Colress: I need advice for arranging a date with Grimsley.

Archie: Well, first you-

Maxie: No. Don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDoodle's bathroom.

Colress:

Colress: And you said yes?

[edgy-girlboss]

Adaman, to Irida: Have I ever told you how beautiful you look contemplating violence?

[freelance-pokemon-ecologist]

Quick Update for those that follow me:

(If this appears on your dash I am talking about You)

This blog might transition into a full-time general PokeBlog. Incorrect Quotes won’t disappear but they will no longer be the focus. I’ve run out of steam for Arceus (for now) and I want to get into Scarlet and Violet.

I would need to change the blog name and post about more general Pokémon Art and Theories. I am a big nerd for Pokémon research and ecology and I know that I’ll need to expand this blog if I want to infodump about it.

No hard feelings if you leave, I just wanted to give you all a warning! Stay tuned for some fun stuff like Liveblogs, Evolution theories, Memes, and more!

[segasister]

Everyone else regarding Koraidon: In my defense, I was encountering the most ferocious creature in Paldea.

Juliana, currently rubbing Koraidon’s belly: Who’s my peanut butter sandwich boy?!

[noturlondonboy]

Yelena: most people’s favorite Pokémon is Pikachu, but if you were a Pokémon my favorite would be Pika-YOUUU

Kate: *inwardly screaming and crying hysterically* haha wow thanks baby you too

[delusionalpolo]

Volo : "I tried to destroy the world"

Me : "I like you"

James : "I am a criminal"

Me : "I like you"

Cynthia : "I see you as a younger sister"

Me : "I like you"

Lance : "I am twice your age"

Me : "I like you"

Steven : "I see you as a good friend"

Me : "I like you"

N : "Thank you for helping me"

Me : "I like you"

Curtis : "I like you"

Me : "I- wait what?"

[oncillaphoenixart]