#incorrect linked universe

[y0sei-g4rden]

Legend : Hey I know that some of the Zelda's were like sleep for a long time, how long exactly??

Hyrule: Aurora was sleep for 600 years

Sky: Sun was sleep for a thousand!

Wild: flora was kinda asleep for like 10-

Wind: 100 years right?

Wild: ...

Wild: plus 10,000 but yeah 👍

Legend: The fuck happened on your second adventure???!!!

Wild: one word, dragons.

Legend: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN??!!!!

[uncleskyrule]

Time: Hey, what do you call it when you run into issues while trying to carve a tiny piece of wood? Sky: ?? I don't call it anything?? I've only ever carved bigg— Time: A whittle problem

[ordonianhero]

We must make haste

Four: goddesses, what’s taking him so long?

Twilight: you know how he can be.

Four: but we’ll be late.

Legend: *screaming up to inn rooms* CAPTAIN WE MUST MAKE HASTE!

Twilight & four: 😐

Legend: *turns to them smirking* do you think he heard me.

Time: *snorts*

[perryelornitorrinco]

Wars, in the campfire: anyone wanna share a story?

Fucking Wind:

[arecaceae175]

Warriors, a trained field medic: please, I'm begging you to drink a red potion

Legend: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound??? stay out of it

[just-another-product-of-today]

been a while since i made some, here we go

[sunny-porridge]

Time: I don’t play favorites

Time looking at his favorite:

art by @ linkeduniverse

[randomluthoughts]

[arr-u]

Gay on gay hate crime /J

[uncleskyrule]

Four: Some of you— stares pointedly at Hyrule— need to wash your emotional support water bottle. Hyrule: i don't like unflavored water tho Four: BACTERIA 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 FLAVOR 👏

[jl-11037]

Wind at midnight when he should be sleeping: I wish my eyeballs were detachable. Because if you can’t see something just remove your eyeballs and get a better view

Wild who should also be sleeping: Does that mean you can swap a eye with someone and see from two perspectives at once?

Warriors who is on watch and wants peace and quiet: Please go to sleep

Four who gave up on trying to sleep: Please keep talking. I'm bored, not tired, and it's too dark to read

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

hyrule’s cooking skills strike again :D

[crazylittlejester]

Time: who would win: one lactose intolerant man or a bowl of ice cream he wanted because he was sad

Warriors: You… You could just talk about your feelings, you know? Might be easier… You might FEEL better

Time: No.

[penguinly]

Warriors: Life is so beautiful. We have nice food. The weather's nice. Everything's just so great. It's such an amazing time to be alive, isn't it?

Legend: Captain, it's raining.

Sky: Life is beautiful.

Wild: I love being alive.

Hyrule: I know it really, really is incredible that we get to live life.

Time: Should I be worried...? Captain, how much sleep did you get?

Warriors: Like six full hours. I feel amazing.

[arecaceae175]

Warriors: any questions on the plan?

Wild: what's the signal when something goes wrong?

Legend: we yell “oh shit”

Warriors: ... that'll work.

[tentimesthecourage]

Sky: People say “Go big or go home” as if going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I wanna go home. And I’ll take a nap when I get there.