#I did this in 20 minutes

[mooishbeam]

Do you think Kaeya is the type to engage in riskier public or semi public sex or maybe he's more of the type to rather keep it private somewhere? Like I like to believe that he's deceptively gentle and sweet, and in public, he's always this perfect gentleman who treats his lover like a god(ess) but what people don't see is the vibrator or whatever else he chose for the day - but he does absolutely enjoy romancing his partners even if he is a little mean in bed.

₊˚ෆ Omg yes Kaeya definitely showers you with gifts and compliments and praise wherever you go! He’s definitely the type of guy to buy you roses and keep one for himself so he knows when to buy you new ones!

₊˚ෆ There’s no one in Teyvat that doesn’t know how much Kaeya is enamored with you, if he ever gets time to engage in small talk outside of work the first thing out his mouth is how grateful he is to have someone like you.

₊˚ෆ Holds doors, pulls your chair out, serves your dinner first, truly the peak gentleman. You don’t have to lift a finger around him.

₊˚ෆ He’s also needlessly cruel in bed. He’ll tie you to the bed with a vibrator on your clit for hours until you’re sobbing, whispering everything he loves about you so deceptively sweet in your ear. His hips slam against yours, wet mean pumps fogging your brain. He smiles when you whine with that dumb fucked-out look on your face. “Shh, I love you so much princess. You can be good and take everything I give you, yeah?” All you can do is nod through the overstimulation, and he places a soft gentle kiss on your cheek before pushing your legs back into a mating press and pummeling your pussy.

₊˚ෆ When he’s bored he’ll probably strap vibrating panties to you to see how long it takes for you to break. He takes you to a flower shop, and immediately turns up the intensity when you start talking to the worker. Your legs wobble while she’s wrapping your order, and you hear him play coy mockingly, “Something wrong, sweetheart? Go get the order. Unless you want them to know how much of a needy slut you really are.”

₊˚ෆ Would definitely tie discrete bondage under your dress with an elastic rope that presses teasingly against your clit. He pulls your chair out, and when you move to sit the friction shoots up your back and you arch without thinking. He leans in close. “If you make a sound in here, I’m going to take you to the bathroom and fuck you stupid.” You can’t even adjust yourself in your chair without everyone in this restaurant knowing who owns you. They find out anyway when a moan slips out and you’re dragged to the nearest bathroom. Your hair is pulled close to him, body turned towards the mirror with your dress hiked up and he’s grabbing your fish-pursed face. “Can’t follow simple directions, hm? Maybe you wanted this, acting like an ungrateful brat just so I can punish you?” He watches your juices drip down his balls as he disappears inside your heat. You whimper and clench around his throbbing cock at every dirty syllable and he laughs. “You’re made for my dick. Fuck, beautiful angel. I can’t believe you’re mine~”

[lemon-slushie]

Quick sketch because I’m too busy to actually draw today 💔 but I wanted to participate before the trend died because my friend sent me this

[astral-from-afar]

Welcome to the 10th layer of hell

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*

Clark: *comes to visit*

Clark: hey Bruce?

Bruce: yes?

Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?

Bruce: what 0-0

Danny: oh shit

Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?

Clark: *even more freaked out*

[justarandombrit]

Can't wait to see the reveal video when Nick's done editing

[toadlessgirl]

[phosphorus-noodles]

has anyone done this one yet.

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[mangosteen]

bro get a grip fr

[takemebacktowheniwassane]

i've been seeing a lot of falsettos posts recently deconstructing the fandoms beliefs and firstly

holy fuck thank you, i try to steer clear of fandom (and fandom-izing thereof) drama but this is getting a lot more visible recently so here's some little tidbits for you

whizzer brown is not an unflawed character!

okay so i haven't seen enough dissecting this but!!! in the chess game!

the whole point of marvin using that game to determine the ending of their relationship is because he suspects whizzer is constantly deceiving him and wants to prove it.

whizzer LITERALLY proves him right!

he asks marvin to help him along (yes i know he says he doesn't want help, hear me out, it's a little more complex than that) and takes advantage of the fact that marvin is- like- infatuated with him.

he draws him into a sense of false security then starts throwing accusations at him ("since you need a man!" "what?" "who's 'brainy'," "or witty, move.") until hes able to win, which he does with ease because he's been using marvin having this idea that he isn't smart against him.

of course, marvin's side of this isn't the best either but honestly, for once the fandom should focus on a different character when they think 'insane asshole'. typically we should also probably change our perspectives a little to be more unbiased cuz fr guys, this is getting really.. annoying.

i understand he's the most visibly flawed but that doesn't excuse constantly picking the worst parts of this musical (without other context, btw) to use against him.

and this post certainly isn't here to excuse anyone either i've just got a lot of opinions that i wanted to share while falsettos is.. trending? right?

2. marvin's (headcanoned but still somewhat researched) autism

this one isn't brought up as much but when i do see it around, it's kind of a skewed viewpoint.

while rewatching bits of the proshot i realized a lot of different neurodivergent traits that he shows-

he's helpless during I Never Wanted to Love You and is childish and regressive when he's upset (not every autistic person is like this either, i know this is a bit of a touchy subject so i just wanted to add that).

usually when people depict it i see it either toned down or joked about which is fine when all in good fun, and when its done respectfully.

not here to attack anyone, just here to point it out and say that yes :) he most likely is neurodivergent, but despite that his actions aren't condoned. he's still kinda a dick who needs to get his shit together

3. ..the lesbians also have shit going on?

just putting this out there- I DON'T SEE ENOUGH FOR THE LESBIANS! OR TRINA!

the girls in this musical are like thoroughly neglected and i think that's kind of shitty just assuming the fact that william finn put them in to demonstrate how gender roles put people in degrading positions (and he even makes it more prevalent by showing marvin as something like a misogynistic character who forces whizzer into more feminine roles to show the audience what woman have to/had to go through in society).

anyways, the lesbians aren't just there guys. they have a plotline too. in Something Bad is Happening, you derive a lot from charlotte singing about the outbreak of HIV/AIDS and realize how she operates on a daily basis (she's passionate about her work and takes every bad day as a hit to her life and career, explaining in a way that as a black, jewish, lesbian, FEMALE doctor in this time, everything that goes wrong is immediately brought down on her so much more than it would as any straight white male pharmacist-).

cordelia on the other hand has to handle the fact that her girlfriend is so adamant about her work ethic that she can't actually be super present in their relationship at times like that.

but either way she still sticks by her and is constantly trying to be supportive and endearing despite feeling like she's not amounting to her gf who's basically a hero in her eyes.

i kinda just wanted to bring that up because they mean a lot to me and they don't get enough love from the fanbase, thank you for listening to my TED talk <3

[heybiji]

I love your art style, ESPECIALLY your DnD art! I wanna give your scarred elf boi a big ol hug! Never has a drow ever made me wanna play the race as much as your art of Dandelion!

oh, he could certainly use a hug lately, please do please do.

and FOLLOW THE DROW DREAM!! just don't be a donut like I was and have them in disguise for 60-something sessions while you are desperate to draw and share art of them but CAN'T

[shwarmadillo]

2023 off to a STRONG start

[cyanopicas]

swagever.

[fallenclan]

really wanted to draw some cats from other clans today so here we are! a couple of my favs

Boulderspeckle belongs to @bitterclan

Oakstorm belongs to @cricketclan

Belle and Moonspeckle belong to @almaraclan

[gloomyloomy]

me, minding my own business:

my brain: hey did you ever notice how zoro and sanji were designed to be connected by the number three? sanji’s name (san) meaning three, and zoro’s three swords and three earrings, being distinctive character traits?

me: i- where did this come from, i don’t even think about them that often..?? what the hell am i supposed to do with this?! hey- hey! come back here!!!

[keymintt]

dyed my hair blue again