#incorrect love and deepspace

[digi-diareis]

"We need to talk" Prank

with the LaDS love interests, implied that the LI's are already in a relationship w you

Xavier

Oh he's pulling out the puppy dog eyes immediately, lower lip jutting out and ready to start crying.

"I'm sorry." "What? Do you even know what you're apologizing for? Also, why are you apologizing?"

This guy is ready to admit to any and all the faults he's made the past week, from cooking without permission, eating her secret stash of snacks, forgetting to feed the cat on time, etc.

"Please don't break up with me, please please please please-" "Xavi, baby, calm down, I'm not breaking up with you"

Anyways, the prank doesn't even last a minute because you break the moment he pulls out the kicked puppy look and he starts begging for you.

You guys end up cuddling the entire day because he won't stop sulking and being worried that you're tired of him so you can't really leave him alone because this is your fault.

We love a loser like Xavi <3

Rafayel

Dramatic ass man and pranks like these are like perfect tiktok material.

"Oh, you are NOT breaking up with me. I don't give you permission to." "I don't recall breaking up having to need permission from both parties." "Well, now you know."

Anyways, you're both just bickering over stupid shit now. You've strayed from the "we need to talk" to now pointing fingers at who's the bigger drama queen between the two of you.

Zayne

Oh sweet summer child, takes you very seriously.

"What is it, love? Did I do something to upset you?"

Oh, you just know how guilty you'll end up feeling when you keep up with the prank. You last a solid 3 sentences before you slowly turn quiet because he's listening so patiently and looks like he's truly reflecting on everything you've said.

"Okay, I'm sorry it was a stupid prank but I can't stand looking at you this guilty. You've been nothing but an absolute sweetheart, I could never ask for more."

Zayne sighs, relieved that it wasn't actually something major.

"Please, try not to do pranks like these again. I love you but the way my heart dropped when you said those words is not healthy."

You give him a big hug and lots of smooches to make it up to him, vowing never to do pranks like these on him again.

Sylus

Oh, you are looking forward to this. There's a power trip of sorts when you remember how much power you actually hold over this man. And this is perfect.

Some say this might be a red flag of yours but you're dating a wholeass criminal big boss so it's not really that big of a deal.

When you start the prank, he raises an eyebrow. Feeling like it might be a prank since he did spoil you and didn't do anything to piss you off recently.

"And what is it this time, sweetheart?"

Okay ngl, I think this prank goes way too far because he would correct / contradict / defend every single reason and excuse you come up with. That it just becomes a wholeass debate of whether you even have an actual reason to be unsatisfied with your relationship.

At the end of it all, you are breathless and out of excuses. So you just glare at him. Sylus simply smirks knowing he won this 'argument'.

"I'll get you someday, look forward to the day that you're begging for me on your knees." "Oh sweetheart, I'd get on my knees for you anytime, if you just asked."

Caleb

You feel like this might be the worst idea you've ever had, knowing full well how possessive Caleb can get but anything for the gram or whatever the kids say.

"Say that again, buttercup? I think I misheard you."

Oh, the way his voice dropped an entire octave got you both nervous and also maybe turned on?

You try to be strong and push through, repeating what you said.

"Sure, we can talk. Did I do something wrong? Did I upset you? Did you find out about the hidden cameras? Is it the new guy at work, did he give you any ideas? I knew I shouldn't have stopped at a few broken ribs-" "CALEB WHAT THE FUCK"

Prank is forgotten, you are now giving him an hour long sermon about hidden cameras and not beating up every man who has any interaction with you.

What you say is definitely passing through the other ear for him, he's just pleased he managed to distract you from the original topic. Its better that you feel responsible for correcting him and being stuck with him rather than you getting sick and tired of him.

Caleb - 1 : You - 0

(i tried my best but i feel like these are very ooc aaaaaaa)

[slimepuparibaba]

Lies the LADS boys tell our parents apparently

Xavier: I am really good at cooking and she likes my food (ignore the burning kitchen in the background).

Zayne: I am really funny. I am known for my sense of humor (he says, deadpan).

Rafayel: I dress properly and guest lecture at universities sometimes (not because I wanted to keep an eye on your daughter or anything (this is lore related pls read his anecdote)).

Sylus: Everything I say is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (the liar Sylus spoke, leaving out the fact he is the leader of a criminal organization).

Caleb: I'm always here for her every single day (<-- pretended to die for a year). Also, hi mom and dad. I mean mom and dad—I mean aunt and uncle. I'm her husband, I mean husband—I MEAN HUSBAND. I MEAN—

[manikas-whims]

Caleb: In a few years, I guarantee you, I will be your second husband.

MC: What happened to my first husband? 🧐

Caleb: Nothing you can prove 😊

[incorrectloveanddeepspace]

LaDS lads - incorrect quotes pt 1

(sorry for the lack of caleb, zayne and xavier in this one i will make it up to you i swear)

rafayel, sketching on the beach with thomas: want to wager i can name a thousand different sea creatures?

thomas: um, i-

rafayel: starfish. seabass. wild alaskan salmon. pufferfish, spiny fish. blue fish...

[10 minutes later]

rafayel: sea lions, sea tigers, loch ness monster...

-

kieran, walking into sylus’ room: hello?

mc, whispering while they’re both in a wardrobe: is that sylus, the leader of onychinus?

sylus, casually: no, uh, i'm sylus

mc: (surprised pikachu face)

sylus with a smug expression: shhhh

-

rafayel: cats are terrifying, everyone knows that. they're witches, and they've got knives in their feet.

-

(greyson walks into zayne’s office)

zayne, bright red, and sweating profusely with several buttons of his shirt undone: we have… been exercising together... because we want our bodies to be smaller. everything's fine.

mc: (frantically nodding, also sweating)

-

rafayel: well, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath >:(

-

mc, looking at a picture of lumiere: wouldn't it be crazy if i was suddenly, like, into lumiere?

xavier: (slams door)

-

mc: it'll be good, give me a chance to practice my massive aggression.

sylus: ... passive aggression, kitten.

-

sylus, looking at utter chaos at a black market protocore auction: what did you do to them?

mc, smugly: passive aggression.

-

rafayel (in pyjamas): on your feet miss bodyguard! we're having a day... once i'm changed.

-

kieran: sylus is the kind of person where if he shot me, i'd be like "yeah i probably deserved it"

luke: ah, i'd love to be shot by sylus!

-

mc, to rafayel after finding out he’s lemurian: i got a serious question for you then... are you a mermaid?

-

xavier, looking at zayne who is with mc on the street below their apartment building: do you think he's better looking than me?

jeremiah, shrugging: mmmm. long night?

xavier, staring into the distance: i don't know

-

rafayel, casually: murder's a natural cause

mc: (stunned silence)

[amazingfandommomarch]

Rafayel: But what about Mc? They were my SOULMATE!

Sylus : You said that about a ball of yarn once!

[sayangrafayel]

Caleb: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like, years now. No response.

MC: Wow. She sound stupid.

Caleb: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.

MC: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Caleb: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.

MC: See! Just say that!

Caleb: Holy fucking shit.

MC: If that flies over her head then, sorry Caleb, but she's too dumb for you.

Caleb: MC.

[hyperfixationhobo]

Sylus: “You are just as bad as Rafayel.”

Caleb: “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Sylus: “I mean anytime MC leaves, you pout and sulk just like him.”

Caleb: “I don’t sulk.”

Sylus: “You’ve been sitting by the window ever since MC went shopping.”

Caleb: “It’s not sulking….I’m just waiting for them to return.”

Sylus: “You look like a dog.”

Caleb: “I do n-”

Rafayel: *Sprinting down the stairs.* “MC’s car just pulled up!”

Caleb: *Runs to the front door with Rafayel*

Sylus: “Dogs I tell you.”

[loveanddeepthroat]

MC: *dabbing at a cut in Luke’s eyebrow* Does it hurt?

Luke: *wincing* A little. Maybe you should kiss it bett—

Sylus: *bursting through the door* I have a paper cut.

MC: …

MC: *raising an eyebrow* I’ve seen you self-heal a gunshot wound.

Sylus: I have…a paper cut.

[ittybittyfanblog]

them idk

[love-and-deepspace-incorrect]

MC: Please, Zayne, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Zayne: I’m sorry MC.

MC: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. You love me, don't you?

Zayne: It has to be done.

MC:

Zayne:

MC:

Zayne: *Places +4* Uno.

[digi-diareis]

Caleb is 100% someone who doesn't get 'offended' when his friends and coworkers tease him about how he bends so easily to his gf's will and that he's literally wrapped around her finger.

Some guy: Damn Caleb, you're hot shit around here but if people knew how you're literally under your gf all the time, their fantasies about you would crumble so fast

Caleb: You talk about being "under" your s/o as if its such a bad thing but I think I'm pretty fucking lucky she even looks my way at all. She's got me wrapped around her finger and she knows that I'm happy to be there. I'm dating her because I want to make her happy, not the other way around. Anything she wants, she gets.

[slimepuparibaba]

happy caleb myth + caleb kiss card

[bertieorangy]

MC, peacefully cooking dinner : (◜〰◝)

Sylus, already regretting what he’s about to do :

Sylus : Bitch, what’s for dinner

[The peaceful atmosphere dropped]

MC : ..grilled cheese..

Sylus : . . .

[Sylus hands MC the loaded gun, before kneeling down]

Sylus : Just shoot me to end my suffering, please. I don’t deserve your forgiveness.

MC : Sylus—

[peachylynnie]

sylus: check it out! i got us matching bracelets!

mc: are those handcuffs?!

sylus: never leave me.

[4ttack-ur-heart]

*Rafayel and MC relaxing*

MC: if we were seahorses, would you let me get you pregnant?

Rafayel: …

MC: …

Rafayel: what color seahorse would I be?

[sayangrafayel]

Sylus: My girl and I don't argue. She shoot me in the chest with my own gun and I walk it off like a man.