#source: our flag means death

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Kaz, about the Ice Court Heist: So, that’s the plan. We all live to fight another day

Inej: Or, it’s a suicide mission

Jesper: Yeah it sounds like we’re gonna die

Matthias: This is suicide

Kaz: Ah, it’s only suicide if we die!

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Steve, trying to convince Tony to confide in him: look im incredible at keeping secrets, my ma thought I only liked girls for years.

Tony, no longer caring about his mental breakdown: WhAt

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Barty: Yeah, but Regulus is the kinda person that if they stabbed me I’d be like, yeah probably deserved it

James: uhh I would love to be stabbed by Regulus

Evan (staring into space wondering what he did to deserve this)

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2625

Close enough. (Dialogue from Our Flag Means Death.)

[thestarwarslesbian]

*212th stuck on a planet after crashing* Obi-wan: Commander we may have to start eating the crew. Cody: What? Obi-wan: I suggest we start with Waxer, he’s young and succulent. Waxer: Uhhh, General? Cody: General, we just crashed it happens to everyone. We don’t need to start eating each other. Obi-wan: No, of course. Not until absolutely necessary. 212th: wtf???????

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Charlie: (gets down on one knee)

Casper: What are you doing?

Charlie: (clearly nervous) I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.

Casper: :0… Oh my god!

Charlie: Is this weird? I’m being so fuckin’ weird, aren’t I?

Casper: Yes!

Charlie: Yes to me being weird or yes to the other thing?

Casper: The other thing!

[cabin9sblog]

Leo: Yeah, but Annabeth's the kind of person where if they stabbed me, I'd be like, "Yeah, probably deserved it."

Piper: Ah, I would love to be stabbed by Annabeth.

[the-black-bulls]

Asta, trying to cheer everyone after a failed treasure hunting: Well, I guess the real treasure was our day spent together, am I right?

Magna: Asta, we spend every day together. Treasure is the real treasure.

[incorrectuksies]

crutchie: be careful.

jack: you know me.

crutchie: yes, that's why i'm saying be careful.

[lesbicosmos]

Wylan: Be careful.

Jesper: You know me!

Wylan: Yeah, that's why im saying be careful

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Never insult someone’s tattoo, especially if it’s of you

Narcissa: What? People have your face tattooed on their body?

Bellatrix, smirking: Not just my face

Narcissa: Oh, wow

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Villain of the day: Oh you think you’re cute?

Tony: I actually think I’m only so-so but I decided to carry myself like I’m cute

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Benedict: Never insult someone’s tattoo, especially if it’s of you.

Colin: What? People have your face tattooed on their body?

Benedict, smirks: Not just my face.

Colin: Oh, wow.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2543

A fucking duel, not a fucking duel. (Dialogue from Our Flag Means Death, partly.)

[sariahsue]

Ladybug: Be careful.

Chat Noir: You know me.

Ladybug: Yeah, that's why I'm saying be careful.

[daveys-sister]

Albert: Ya, Spot’s the kind of person who, if he stabbed me, I’d be like, ‘I probably deserve it’.

Race: I’d love to be stabbed by Spot.