#incorrect mcl quotes

[mcl-alloveragain]

Candy got lost in the mall

Rosalya: Oh no, we lost Candy!

Alexy: Don't worry, I know what to do.

Alexy: DISNEYLAND SUCKS

Armin: IT DOESN'T, C'MON! WOULDN'T SHE HAS LIKE IT?! A WEEK AROUND THE LOS ANGELES AREA, TOGETHER?

Candy: I WISH WE HAD JUST TWO DAYS TOGETHER, ANYWHERE!

Alexy: ...it's not how I planned it... But I found them both *🥰*

Rosalya: ...

[i-donot-forget]

Jason being Jason

*Ysaline and Jason arguing inches away from each other* Ysaline: i hate you Jason smirking: I am all you have

[the-skull-breaker]

Amanda : hey, I'm lesbian.

Roy : ... I thought you were French ?

[eldaryadiary]

Nathaniel: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity ? Eric, turning to Armin: How tall are you ?

[artfulstar]

Armin, drunk: [points to family] That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Alice: Your wife, Armin.

Armin: My wife! Even better!

Incorrect quotes

[mycandylovesfan]

Lysander: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Nathaniel: Several traffic violations.

Armin: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Kentin: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Castiel: Also, that’s not our car.

[mrs-veilmont]

and castiel after candy left the city:

[sillydreamer]

The best thing in Candy's life

Candy: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Lysander: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Candy: Yes! Castiel: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[tateasbo]

ok but why

Kakyoin 🤝 Lysander

I JUST CAN'T they are each other with a different color scheme

[tanukisurpreso]

Armin: So, we’re just gonna go “PEW PEW” and free the prisoners?

Kentin: What was that noise?

Armin: Laser guns

Castiel: No, Armin, I think you mean "POW POW POW *dramatic pause* POW"

Armin: That sounds like fireworks

Nathaniel: Technically they're more like "pchew pchew pchew"

Lysander: Ok, enough with the bad sound effects!

Lysander: Besides, it's more like "blam blam blam"

Kentin: What?!

Nathaniel: You're crazy!

Armin: No way!

Castiel: Wrong!

[centralsaints]

castiel: you're the most jealous man I know

nathaniel: you know other men?

[mcl-alloveragain]

Candy in Armin's AL:

[i-donot-forget]

It doesn't bother you?

Amy: Hey Eric… now that we're moving in together, I wanted to ask you if, you know… it doesn't bother you? Eric, without taking his eyes off the newspaper: What? Amy: well… it doesn't bother you… Eric: How close you are to your ex, the rock star? i'm cool. Amy: I-it's not that… Eric: The unresolved sexual tension between you and Rayan? No, it doesn't bother me. Amy: ehhhhhhh… no, it's not that either…. Eric: that Nath still drunk dialing you in the middle of the night? It doesn't bother me. Amy: n-no… no, I wanted to ask you if it's doesn't bother you if we use my mugs instead of yours. Eric, putting down the newspaper: sorry, I have to draw the line here….

[the-skull-breaker]

Roy : don't go to the living room, okay ?!

Mahanie : what ? why not ?

Roy : I saw a spider !

Mahanie : did you kill it... ?

Roy : I have two arms and it has eight, dude ! that's not fair !

[eldaryadiary]

Eric: You’re driving, and all of a sudden, Castiel and Candy cross the street. Quick, what do you hit ?

Nath: Oh, definitely Castiel. I could never hurt Candy.

Eric: The brakes, Nathaniel. You hit the brakes.

[incxrrect-mcl]

castiel: SKDJDSJIOJSIDO

lysander: what is that?

castiel: it’s a keyboard smash

lysander: how do I do it?

castiel: just press anything

lysander: 7