#incorrect philip wittebane

[hex-wittebane]

[In the throne room] Belos: Have you heard the joke about the gas lighter? Hunter: No? Belos: Yeah, you have. Hunter: No, I didn't. Belos: You've literally heard it already. Hunter: I DON'T KNOW IT. Belos: You're crazy.

[rocksandmirrors]

i love doing those

[whoreful]

Owl house text posts for the soul

[incorrectohtweets]

Remember your daily click!

Donate to the Palestine Children Relief Fund!

[qcoded]

Collin's going thru something alright...! Snatched this idea from an incorrect quotes generator LOL

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Belos: You can not defeat me.

(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)

Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.

(Toriyama dies)

Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!

(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)

Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.

[maskednerd]

[hyperfixated-chaos]

"I never thought the Emperor would backstab me," said Kikimora, #1 supporter of The Backstabbing Emperor.

[sepublic]

The Titan: Wow the Archivists killing everyone I knew and loved, including myself, was a mess. But at least the worst is over!

Philip: Hi

The Titan: Oh fuck no.

[ladymiraclewings]

Emperor Belos: I don’t have a lot of good messages. Shadow!Collector: Yeah, there’s tons of good messages, Philip. You tell the Grimwalker nice things to believe in every day. Emperor Belos: Oh, those are lies.

[lampmanliveblogs]

The Owl House Incorrect Quotes #8

Philip: ”Don’t just stand there! You’ll be just as bad, just as conniving, just as evil, and just as unforgivable as those witches! We’re humans, we’re better than this!”

Eda: ”Well, we ain’t!”

Philip: ”I mean… if you think about it, you’re kinda proving my point, so-”

SPLAT

[hex-wittebane]

Hunter: Oh, why, uncle? Why do the good die young? Belos: Well, usually because I get confused.

[a-flaming-idiot]

Belos: "Your pathetic struggles ends now, Lusamine." Luz: "That is NOT my name!" Belos: "Hhmm, well, soon it won't matter, Luzura- Luz: "Not my name either!" Belos: ... Luz: "Luz isn't short for anything!" Belos: "It isn't?!?!?"

[pinksilvace]

The dialogue in the most recent chapter (ch13) of At the Dawn of the Light by @lasymit is giving me about 10000 different emotions

[pra370r1an]

Belos: Hunter! I have a very important mission for you and you alone.

Hunter: A solo mission? Me!?

Belos: Do good on this hunter, and there'll be an enthusiastic "atta boy" for you.

much, much later,

Darius: Come on. It'll be fun!

Hunter: OK, but only if you'll tussle my hair affectionately. I still haven't gotten that "atta boy" from Uncle Belos...

[capndragn94]

*Humans shielding Luz and Hunter from Belos*

Principal Hal: Drop the act! You think killing witches and demons would make the world safe? Or killing these kids? Or us? Tell me - how many of us do you have to kill to keep us safe?

Belos: They're the ones I'm after, not you. I'm not the menace, witches are. Magical beings.

Masha: You're the only one around here with magic.

*After a tense silence, Belos backs off*

Belos: All right, I've become what I hate, I'll give you that. But in the long run, you'll see I was right. You'll see you need the likes of me to protect you from them!