#incorrect philip wittebane

[hex-wittebane]

[Belos is in the kitchen alone, he sneezes] Hunter, stuck, duct taped to the ceiling above him: Bless you. Belos, sputtering, looking everywhere but the ceiling: Fucking-GOD?!

[rocksandmirrors]

i love doing those

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Luz: You’re going to kill us

Belos: Oh, no, no, no!

Belos:…

Belos: Well, yes, but-

[incorrectohtweets]

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[ladymiraclewings]

Caleb Wittebane: Time to get up, Brother. Philip Wittebane: Five more minutes! Caleb Wittebane: Oh, alright. _______ Lilith Clawthorne: Time to get up, Edalyn. Edalyn Clawthorne: Five more minutes ! Lilith Clawthorne: *holding a bucket of water* Perhaps you misheard.

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Belos: You can not defeat me.

(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)

Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.

(Toriyama dies)

Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!

(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)

Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.

[qcoded]

Collin's going thru something alright...! Snatched this idea from an incorrect quotes generator LOL

[maskednerd]

[hyperfixated-chaos]

"I never thought the Emperor would backstab me," said Kikimora, #1 supporter of The Backstabbing Emperor.

[pinksilvace]

The dialogue in the most recent chapter (ch13) of At the Dawn of the Light by @lasymit is giving me about 10000 different emotions

[lampmanliveblogs]

The Owl House Incorrect Quotes #4

Caleb: “Let me see what you have.”

Philip: “A knife!”

Evelyn: “No!”

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(aaaaaand while looking for the original, I found out someone had already done this joke but better right here)

[hex-wittebane]

Willow: What's the worst lie you were told as a kid? Hunter: My uncle would always recall my mother saying that I was the 'easiest physical birth out of all of the kids'. I felt proud until at the age of 16 I was told that I was a grimwalker.

[a-flaming-idiot]

Belos: "Oh you think you're so cute..." Vee: "Bitch, I'm adorable."

[capndragn94]

*Humans shielding Luz and Hunter from Belos*

Principal Hal: Drop the act! You think killing witches and demons would make the world safe? Or killing these kids? Or us? Tell me - how many of us do you have to kill to keep us safe?

Belos: They're the ones I'm after, not you. I'm not the menace, witches are. Magical beings.

Masha: You're the only one around here with magic.

*After a tense silence, Belos backs off*

Belos: All right, I've become what I hate, I'll give you that. But in the long run, you'll see I was right. You'll see you need the likes of me to protect you from them! 

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Spilling the tea before your petrification

Emperor Belos: Do you have any final words?

Captured Wild Witch: I-I do. May I? Emperor Belos: Go on then

Wild Witch: Great. *Clears throat* Um, Terra Snapdragon has Clam-ydia! Oooh! Icky! Yeah she’s been spreading that around faster than a forest fire. Boys that burning desire you’ve been feeling is actually just inflammation! Alright? Go see the Healing Coven!

Emperor Belos: Is this necessary?

Wild Witch: Um yeah. They’re my final words. I get to have my final words.

Emperor Belos: Ugh, alright…

Wild Witch: Amazing! Um, a witch in Latissa had a boy named Gavin out of Wedlock! *Gasps* Someone call Darius Deamonne because you are not the father!

Warden Wrath: Good Titan…

Wild Witch: Adrian Graye Vernworth is sleeping with the CEO of Blight industries, Odalia! Oooh that’s gonna be some family affair I don’t want to get involved in!

Emperor Belos: Oh that’s not good…

Wild Witch: Oh and Emperor Belos, Hi~!

Emperor Belos: Please no…

Wild Witch: No no no! Don’t worry! You did nothing wrong! You have a hole and it should be used! Right? Don’t let it go to waste it’s important to be curious and honestly, I think you’re brave. Especially for experiencing with the Coven’s head Cleric! Oooh! Tell me, did you find Titan up there? Hahaha, holy moly alright I’m-I’m good to go. Always wanted a big freeze. Have fun hashing all of this out, uh, peace and love, and I’ll see you in Heck!

Emperor Belos: I-I haven’t the slightest in what she was raving about! W-Wild witches say the craziest things right? Right?

[ladymiraclewings]

Philip Wittebane: Caleb Wittebane! Evelyn Clawthorne: Caleb Clawthorne! Philip Wittebane: Caleb Wittebane! Evelyn: Evelyn Wittebane! I’ll take his name. I don’t care.