#incorrect hunter

[hex-wittebane]

[Penstagram chat] RULERZREACHF4N: A theif. Hello_willow: Thief? RULERZREACHF4N: Theif. Hello_willow: I before E, except after C. RULERZREACHF4N: THceif. Hello_willow: No.

[skyguyslittleproblem]

more angst since y’all liked it last time

[magicandmundane]

Rex: Hey boys, I could really use your help with—

Hunter, napping on the beach: Retired.

Rex: Seriously—

Crosshair, sipping a margarita: Retired.

Rex: Would you just consider—

Wrecker, playing volleyball with the baby regs: Retired.

Echo: *glares*

Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair: Retired.

Rex: Omega?

Omega, shrugging: Sure, I’m always down to kick some Imperial ass.

Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair: *grumbling, putting their armor back on*

[tattycoram]

Wrecker, texting the group chat: Come quickly, Omega's in her first bar fight! Hunter: What's she doing in a fight? Echo: What's she doing in a bar?! Crosshair: Who's winning?

[aldrawss]

Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

[thelastd0mino]

hunter for @neurospicy25 !!!

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.

Hunter: Not everyone.

Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesn’t like Echo? I want names and locations.

[archivewriter1ont]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

Rex: So, how's adjusting to your new squad going? Echo: Well, my net worth has certainly gone up. Rex: *confused* Uh, what? Echo: Yeah, you know. What you're worth when you're caught in a net. Rex: Rex: I'm sorry can you please explain that. Echo: We were running out of fuel on our last assignment so we landed in a Separatist port and Hunter put on a disguise and turned Tech in. We got six thousand credits for him. Rex: Six. Thousand? Echo: Yeah, turns out he's the lowest-value option at the moment, but Wrecker said he got turned in the last time. He's worth ten thousand, because he's blown up, like, a ton of important stuff, apparently. Hunter and Cross are probably in the eleven to twelve k range but they can't agree on who's worth more. Rex: Rex: You sold your brother!!!??? Crosshair: *offscreen* Are you even brothers if you haven't sold each other once? Tech: When we were cadets I sold Crosshair to Hunter for two credits. Crosshair: Those were imaginary credits, Tech. Tech: Which was the agreed-upon currency at the time. That transaction has never been voided, by the way. Legally, you still belong to Hunter. Hunter: Please, void it. I don't want him anymore. Here, take your two fake credits. Wrecker: Don't say that! Come here, Crosshair. I want you. Rex: *still on the comm* YOU SOLD YOUR BROTHER? Echo: We obviously got him back, Rex. Chill out. We fueled up in like ten minutes and went to retrieve him. He's fine. Rex: So you sold him and then you stole him BACK? Tech: Obviously. This squad would not survive without me for longer than the time it takes to refuel. That is why we usually sell Hunter or Wrecker. Additionally, they do not require extraction as they usually do that on their own.

Echo: I'm worth three thousand at the moment. But ten thousand is coming, wait and see! Rex: *frightened ori'vod noises*

[jakeybakey123]

Omega: Get out of my room, Wrecker!

Wrecker: *standing just outside the doorframe* I'm not in your room!

Omega: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can't just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Omega: Fine.

Omega:

Omega: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That's so much worse and you know it!

[third-generation-female-warrior]

Hunter, Pre-Omega: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing air horns] GET FUCKED!

Hunter, now: "Does EVERYONE have their juice boxes?!"

Omega, now: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing airhorns] GET FUCKED! [Turning to the side] Yes, Hunter, I have my juice box!!

[walterfairholmes]

Echo: How wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy?

Tech: Actually, laughter is a biological response letting the other person know that you both are just playing and neither of you is a threat to the other. So actually, laughter is your body's way of saying to your friend, "Please don't kill me."

Hunter: But don't people laugh when they're alone? Who are we asking not to kill us when we're alone?

Crosshair: The Force.

[hex-wittebane]

[Penstagram chat] Hello_willow: I've got this math question, needed some help. Hello_willow: X + U = 15 Hello_willow: I think X is 5 because U is definitely a 10. RULERZREACHF4N: Huh? Hello_willow: Yes? RULERZREACHF4N: IDK RULERZREACHF4N: It can be anything. Hello_willow: Think about it, dude. RULERZREACHF4N: Are you okay? Hello_willow: Nvm, it was a compliment. Hello_willow: I meant yiu were a 10. RULERZREACHF4N: Dude, I'm 17. Hello_willow: OH Hello_willow: MY

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Ngl, obsessed with the idea that the questers know that legolas is, if not thousands of years, then centuries old, but it not regestering until he mentions having met their ancestor or a historical figure to them. It doesn’t help that legolas looks like a teenager.

Just like that scene with eowyn realizing aragorn is a legit grandpa but with legolas and the rest of the walkers instead.

Legolas: i never had the pleasure of having a conversation with the man, but from the brief glimpses of (insert boromir’s ancestor from 1000 years ago here) that i saw, he was an honorable man.

Boromir, bluescreening: yes, he was known as quite the chivalrous man. But for you to have met him you must be at least a thousand years old!

Legolas: *clicks tongue and doesn’t say anything with an amused smile*

Aragorn, who has gone through all these emotions already: older.

Gimli: Older?? Are you telling me that this beardless, pointy elf with a face of a teenager is, what? 2000?

Aragorn: more.

Gimli: MORE???

Merry: if he is close to 3000 years than he was probably born around the last war for the ring!

Legolas, enjoying this all immensely: i was old enough to fight in it actually.

Pippin: alright, so legolas is 3000 and a few centuries. That’s a lot older than i thought to be honest. He looked like the youngest elf in rivendale.

Legolas: i’m 4000, actually.

Gimli: GODDAMN IT! I knew we shouldn’t trust these babyfaced point ears! You can’t even tell their age!

Legolas: if it makes you feel better, other elves also have a hard time discerning the age of silvans. They’ve routinely thought of mine to be millenia younger that we actually are.

Boromir, having an existential crisis: what the fuck

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

[tattycoram]

Echo: Attention: I am no longer a people pleaser and instead a horrible person Hunter: ??? Rex: He set a single boundary, ignore him

[themistymountainscold]

omega: *showing off batcher*

omega: can we keep her?

wrecker: hunter’s allergic

crosshair: hunter can stay outside