#incorrect resident evil

[hamartia-grander]

Luis, killing someone: get anal hated!

Ashley: get what?

Leon: Annihilated!???!?

[weskers-master]

Chris, in the mansion: I don’t think we can mansplain manipulate manwhore our way out of this one guys…

Wesker: Manslaughter it is then.

[maemation]

Chris, after having a small argument with Leon: Remind me why I married you?

Leon, confused: You didn’t?

Chris: FUCK! THATS WHAT I FORGOT TO ASK YOU!

[caitlynmeow]

Bela: Cassandra, keep an eye on Daniela today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Cassandra: Sure, I’d love to see Daniela get punched. Bela: Try again. Cassandra, sighing: I will stop Daniela from getting punched.

[randomfandomdreaming]

Wesker, reading a report at his desk: [to Chris] Shut up.

Chris: I didn’t say anything!

Wesker: You’re breathing.

[highlifeboat]

Daniela: What does nostalgia mean again?

Bela: It's when you miss something that's old.

*Later*

Alcina: I'm back, little ones.

Cassandra and Bela: We missed you, Mama!

Daniela, whispering: Nostalgia...

[piers-wifey]

Leon: You don't hate Mondays. You hate the pain of existing.

Claire: Let's do an exercise. *gives him a remote control*

Claire: Think of this remote as the remote to your life. You can pause it, you can stop-

Leon: *starts pressing the off button*

Claire: Stop hitting the off button!

Leon: I want my life off so bad!

Claire: This is not healthy! What is the first thought you have when you wake up in the morning?

Leon: “Not again!”

Claire: LEON!

[torasune]

Chris: So you lied. About everything.

Wesker: I didn't lie. I just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.

[bumblingbee1]

Wesker: Apologizing is for the weak and wrong. Which is why Chris should do it to me, because he is weak and wrong.

[alexander-23]

*First week after Alcina and Reader confess their love for each other*

Alcina *in her office*: “Daughters, have you seen Y/N?”

Bela: “No mother.”

Daniela: “I think I last saw them walking into the Opera hall“

*All the Dimitrescu women go to the Opera hall*

Y/N: NevER goNnA GivE yOU UP, nEVer GOnNa leT You DoWN!”

[hamartia-grander]

Ashley, answering Leon's radio: oh hey Luis. Yeah, he's right here, I'll get him.

Ashley, handing it to Leon: it's your boyfriend

Leon: he's not my boyfriend

Leon, taking the radio: hey babe

[weskers-master]

Wesker: I’m back.


Chris: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.


Wesker: Death is a social construct.

[maemation]

Chris: *after finding a container of gummies in Leon’s bathroom cabinet*

Chris: Leon Scott Kennedy-Redfield! Since when do you take edibles!?

Leon: What the fuck? Those are my melatonin gummies man. I’m not that fucking cool…

[kill-bill33]

*Joe walks in for a family dinner*

Clancy: Your Uncles Kinda hot-

Lucas:

Lucas: Wtf, please don’t leave me for my fucking uncle

[bluemglory]

Salazar: I hate you.

Leon: I believe fucking yourself isn't forbidden in your cult, right? So just go and do that.

[theoneandonlyphoenix]

I'm sorry but why does everyone imagine that if the lords had escaped the village with miranda being dead,that..that karl would be a dirty mechanic???? Like????? All the brains and all the inventions that he once made??? Are GONE!!???okay like maybe he'd own a car company or some shit like maybe own the future in his hands because he would be that super genius that created robots??????????????????????