theoneandonlyphoenix

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Ay yo i was just trying to tidy up my pics

But then I accidently took three innocent children into the depth of hell

No soft baby girl aesthetic should exist in re8 and i stand by what I say

They're safe now <3

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Ravenclaw,probably drunk: stop doing start dreaming.

Slytherin,even more high: yeah that shit takes years of your life but dreams? They take a second.

Ravenclaw: hard work takes ages!

Slytherin: damn light-years-

Ravenclaw,suddenly goes back to function mode: the light years are used for distance in space you asshole

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Tony: what is a reason that may ruin a relationship no matter how strong the bond is?

Peter: Divorce.

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The most irritating,and emotionally damaging thing a fangirl could go through is having a massive crush on that one underrated character and looking everywhere for fanfiction of him and finding nothing.

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All of my fictional crushes,banging on tables and walls and singing loudly while looking me in the eye: WE WILL WE WILL FUCK YOU!!

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All girls want their imaginary boyfriend to be real but what they really deserve is a real life michael afton.

✧༺♡༻∞ ✧༺♡༻∞ ✧༺♡༻

valentine’s day w/ young!michael

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All fangirls dying over raven haired Howl but they all forgot the supremacy of our golden headed boy at the beginning of the movie✨🤍

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Do you ever get stuck in a daydream that is so good but then suddenly you feel ashamed that you like characters that you made in your mind to the point where you really start to fall in love with that crush of yours that is completely made up but then you shrug it off and keep dreaming?

Because I did.

And it felt nice.

To realise the existence of this reality but decide to completely ignore as the world in your mind pulls you back into your personal abyss.

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When I lose intrest in one of my fictional crushes I instantly become their daughter/sister.

Like.

One day I'm reading bucky barnes smut and the next I'm his mutant sister who is a hydra project as well.

There is something wrong with me.

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Still a 10🤡

They're a 10 but they daydream constantly.

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Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

_________________

Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀

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Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-

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Moreau: *sleeping with his eyes open*

Karl:what are you doing?

Moreau:trying to sleep.

Karl: with your eyes open- oh wait it has to do with you being a fish right?

Moreau:no I'm possesd.

Karl: wut..¿¿

Moreau: *demonic screeching*

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Okay but really I need a husband like ethan winters,that man almost dies for his wife and went through hell for his daughter and then died for both them to live,Ethan is husband material.

All this time I was like I want a guy like loki (I still need one like him) but ethan is...I really don't know what to say,this man is loyal.

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Now I don't know if I'm a slytherin or ravenclaw

Great

Griffindor: I’d DIE for you

Slytherin: I’d KILL for you

Hufflepuff: I’d die WITH you

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: guys, I’d just find a way where NO ONE dies...

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I'm sorry but why does everyone imagine that if the lords had escaped the village with miranda being dead,that..that karl would be a dirty mechanic???? Like????? All the brains and all the inventions that he once made??? Are GONE!!???okay like maybe he'd own a car company or some shit like maybe own the future in his hands because he would be that super genius that created robots??????????????????????

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K,so,I was just scrolling through creppypasta tumblr when I stumbled upon someone writing about their creepypasta oc and I was like..I had one and I still have it to this day???it was so cringe but amazing and brings back so many cool childhood memories.

Her name is Roya (which means vision or dream in arabic) she's 17,short curly brown hair,and Scarlet eyes.

Apparently she is a maladaptive daydreamer that whatever she thinks about comes true,all her wishes! Whenever she has like a weird dream its probably her warning herself about the future that will happen (I really had a broken and chaotic mind).

Now Roya is immortal (just like other creepypastas) but her immortality doesn't come from being a pasta,but from her powers,she can alter reality to look any age she wants and somehow when she was young she choose 17 and here we are??

I can't really remember her back story,?????maybe something that has to do with her dreams warning her about her family and that her parents know about her powers from a young age and they think she's mentally ill,so she runs away and erases their memory of her existence (damn).

Yeah,that is my oc