#incorrect sun and moon show quotes

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: I’m gonna kill you!

Eclipse: Seriously? I’ve died so many times that my tombstone says BRB instead of RIP.

[thespookiestprincessofthemall]

Lunar: Sun, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Sun: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Lunar: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Moon.

Sun: Wait- Lunar, no-

[type1dragonwolf]

Draw what you see: Sun and BM

What I saw:

Sorry it look so goofy, ha-ha,,,

[brxxkenwings]

*Sun and Moon getting ready for a formal event*

Sun: (Peeking into Moon's room) Moon? Moon, are you almost ready? We have to-

Moon: (Wearing a strapless flowing dress)

Sun: ...

Moon: ...What?

Sun: ...You need to pick a different outfit.

Moon: ...Why?

Sun: (Steps into Moon's room, revealing him wearing the exact same dress)

Moon: (Sighs) I knew I'd seen it somewhere...

Wrote this to ignore the events of today's episode

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: *holding a deck of cards* Pick a card, any card.

Moon: …

Moon: Put my debit card back into my wallet, Eclipse.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Solar: Fucking hell, are you three trying to give me an aneurysm?!

Eclipse: I wasn’t.

Ruin: I was.

Jigsaw: I cause them naturally.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Kill Code Moon: I’ve raised perfectly functional children!

Moon: Do you have other children we don’t know about?

Sun: Moon…

Moon: Perhaps ones that you actually raised?

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: I’m going to put an end to this madness that’s taken over our lives.

Moon: You’re going to kill Ruin?

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: Eclipse, you can’t leave Jack alone, that idiot is only in school because that’s where the bus stops.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse, whispering: Hey, Moon.

Moon: Yeah, kid?

Eclipse: MY SKIRT HAS POCKETS!

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Lunar: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Solar: Eclipse almost died again.

Lunar: That was my favorite memory.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: Immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because I feel any guilt or remorse for what I did but because I have sensory issues.

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: I wonder what butterflies taste like.

Jack: Bad.

Moon: How do you…?

Jack: He asked and I answered and that’s all you’re gonna get.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: I could squeeze you until your head pops.

Ruin: In an ‘I’m cute’ way?

Moon: In a violent way.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: Well, Eclipse isn’t a flight risk anymore.

Sun: What?

Moon: Oh, his legs got towed.

Sun: …Are you saying you took off his legs?

Moon: No, I’m saying Jack did out of grief of losing his dad.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: Lookin’ kinda fucky wucky here.

Moon: …

Moon: Here’s thirty bucks to never say that again.