#incorrect team emperor quotes

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: Is it just me or is Spy saving us?

Spy: NO! I just happened to be walking past and accidently burst through the door! Why would I save you?!

Scout: *rolls his eyes* Fine, then I'm not thanking you.

Spy: Good, then you're not welcome.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Mira: We have facts, morality, and reason on our side. Buzz: All Zurg has is fearmongering and lies. XR:...Sweet mother of Venus, he's gonna win.

[baptaincarnacles]

Fandom Crossovers

Humanized, as always :D

Barnacles, Zane, and Martin are the Trouble Trio.

So, I'm going to be doing incorrect quotes.

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Martin: So, out of curiosity, what's the scariest thing you two have experienced?

Capt. Barnacles: I've nearly drowned, watched the people I care for most become injured, almost fallen from a high ledge, and oh! Lost my former crew.

Zane: I believe- if my calculations have calibrated correctly, the most fear I've gone through is remembering I've wiped out an abundance of population. I had been manipulated and had my memories erased. It was a rather gruesome realization.

Martin:

Martin: I was going to say my power suit malfunctioned, and I turned into a tree. Now I feel bad.

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Zane, cooking: This is nice- your ship. The technology is admirable.

Martin: You'll have to credit that to Aviva and Koki. They get everything done around here.

Capt. Barnacles: *crosses arms behind back, looking rather serious* I heard your team has their own Octopod.

Martin, freezing: *slowly* Yes?

Capt. Barnacles: I've seen it. It looks like it'll get the job done, but the ship lacks most... How do I put this?

Zane, spinning his head around: I assume you intend to tell him it lacks practical and daily use. Where theirs is designed for singular missions, yours is designed to withstand the elements of many climates.

Capt. Barnacles: Well, of course. It has pods for all necessities. We certainly don't lack in those aspects. It has sufficient engineering, working heating and cooling, a launch bay, and various vehicles designed for any terrain; my crew does an outstanding job.

Martin:

Martin: Never let Aviva hear you two talk like that- I love listening to you talk about technology and the fancy stuff, but- she is a competitive inventor and will try to surpass your technologies.

Zane: Your brother has fangs due to his power suit altering his DNA. Most of Ms. Corcavado's technology is still experimental. Since you started wearing it, it appears your strength has skyrocketed, your sense of smell has improved, and some genetic alters have significantly affected your hearing.

Capt. Barnacles:

Martin:

Zane: Did I say something wrong?

Martin: No, but a lot of things make sense now.

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Zane, staring at Zach-bots: This is rather amateur technology. I've not seen any android quite like this.

Martin: If the androids in your universe are programmed like you? I'm a little intimidated.

Capt. Barnacles, crushing one of the Zach-bots: What's with your realms and antagonistic heathens? The only thing my crew ever has to worry about is nature and what she brings.

Martin:

Zane:

Martin: We-

Capt. Barnacles: It was rhetorical.

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Zane, using his elemental power in front of the other two for the first time:

Martin: Oh my- what in the creature world? *excited laughter* I've never seen- you just? How?

Zane: I was gifted with this extraordinary ability. I was designed to protect those who cannot defend themselves. I was seen worthy by the former elemental holder. It's for good.

Capt. Barnacles, staring at the ice: *visibly overwhelmed* That doesn't make any more sense.

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Martin, lying in the grass: Sometimes I think about those little mini figures in the Night at the Museum and crave that kind of friendship.

Barnacles, staring over: Jedediah and Octavious?

Zane, brows furrowing: If you're referring to Jedediah Strong Smith and Roman Emperor Augustus Caesar, I don't quite see where they'd be friends.

Martin: Oh- it's a movie where the two are little wax figures that come to life at night- with some magical Egyptian tablet.

Zane: But that makes no sense. (As if his realm does)

Barnacles: Neither do your elemental powers, yet here we are.

Zane: Hm.

[incorrectteamemperorquotes]

"I may look like a cinnamon roll...but i can actually K I L L Y O U"

Prince

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Belos: Darius, have you seen my sense of morality?

(No response)

Belos: Oh well.

[a-salting-the-world]

Kai: Okay, let’s go over this. What do we do when something goes wrong?

Cress: Try and fix it before Jacin gets back.

Kai: And if we can’t?

Cress: Blame it on Thorne.

[incorrectthemummyquotes]

Lin: Promise me you'll never die.

Alex O’Connell: You know I can't promise that.

Lin: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.

Alex O’Connell: I promise I'll never die.

[incorrectsdkquotes]

Akari: I'd like you all to remember how much you adore me and how dull your lives would be without me.

Kyo: 

Akira:

Hotaru: 

Bontenmaru: ... What did you do?

[brookreader]

Carmen: *holds up stolen artifact* Looking for this?

Zari: No... it can’t be!

Julia: How did you get here before us??

Carmen: We-

Carmen:

Carmen: ... How DID we?

Zack, who was driving: Well ya got me.

Player, who was tracking their progress: By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.

Carmen:

Carmen: Well, anyways,-

[totallywrongsplatoonquotes]

Eging: [rises quickly out of pool, breathing heavily] Fourty seven seconds! Personal best. Well, not including Emperor's jacuzzi. But that time there was incentive~

[nerdasaurus1200]

Ladybug: Let's go and finish Hawkmoth and Mayura together! Chat, to their secret lair! Pull the lever Chat!

Chat Noir: *Pulls the lever*

Ladybug falling: WRONG LEVER!!!!! *Coming back in* Okay why does your house have that lever?!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Medic: Pull the lever, Heavy!

Heavy: *pulls the lever, opening a trap door underneath Medic*

Medic: WROOOOOOOONG LEVEEEEEEEEEEER!

[the-not-so-dark-age]

Lotor: See, you didn't guess my plan! AHAHAH!

Ezor: WE CAN'T GUESS YOUR PLAN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN!!

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

*Enemy approaching Zarkon and Alfor who are battle wounded*

Zarkon: He keeps on kicking me in the d*ck... Why? Why does he keep kicking me in the d*ck?

Alfor: I think I might have a way to beat him.

Zarkon: If you say “hit him really hard”, I will kick you in the d*ck!

Alfor: We could hit him really hard…

Zarkon: *growls*

Alfor: …together?

Zarkon:

Alfor:

Zarkon: …Whatever.

[incorrectteamemperorquotes]

"You're doing amazing,brother"

-Emperor watching Prince splat all 4 members of the other team.

[incorrectthemummyquotes]

[After Evelyn gets them wrapped in yet another resurrected evil Mummy.]

Jonathan Carnahan: What did you do?

Evelyn O’Connell: Alright, I'll tell you but you can't be mad at me.

Jonathan Carnahan: What. Did. You. Do?

Evelyn O’Connell: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-

Jonathan Carnahan: [Slams hand on table.] BULLSHIT!!!

Evelyn O’Connell: I WA~AS!