#incorrect team natsu quotes

[alien-slushie]

Lucy: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Gray: His name was Jarred, hes nineteen.

Wendy: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Erza: Watch that scene dig it that dancing queen!

Happy and Natsu: AYE MACARENA!

[vvixes]

Erza: That's it! You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!

Natsu: This guild is a fucking NIGHTMARE!

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lucy: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...

Happy: It's the consequences of your actions.

Erza: The guilt that comes with your choices, perhaps.

Gray: Past trauma?

Natsu: Oops! That's me! Sometimes I sneak into your house to cuddle.

[sun-stricken]

Things that have [probably] happened at a Team Sleepover

so many games. so many.

they cant play monopoly unsupervised until they learn how to be grownups

“fuck communism, im gonna take everything youre worth and then some”

“if someone doesnt bail me out right fucking now consider yourselves on my hit list”

“how the FUCK ARE YOU SO RICH??” “idk what to tell you, i just decided not to be poor” “can we jump someone in this game?” “now hOLD ON—”

charades is also banned because of the screaming matches

They love two truths and a lie tho, they will pull out the most absurd things abt themselves. usually the most mundane one is the lie

“okok, ive been arrested exactly one time, im wanted dead or alive in two countries, and i was the primary suspect in two armed robbery cases.” “okay, first of all—“ “what the fuck” “please tell me we’re playing two lies and one truth”

also uno!

Natsu: Please, Lucy, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 
Lucy: I’m sorry Natsu. 
Natsu: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 
Lucy: It has to be done. 
Natsu: 
Lucy: 
Natsu: 
Lucy: *Places +4* Uno.

Reading wikihow pages in suspenseful tones is a staple activity

it takes them hours to figure out where and what to eat

every time any of them pass the thermostat they have to mess with it

Usually they take place at either Lucy or Grays apartments, and they cause numerous noise complaints

Gray likes to leave like its a one night stand if its not at his place, no note, just up and leaves before anyone wakes up

they went to Natsus once, but they ended up walking to Grays bc they wouldnt stop critiquing everything

something always ends up being broken, be it a door, a vase, a cup, or a window, there will be something

alcohol was supposed to be banned at these sleepovers but somehow it always makes an appearance

Gray, drinking wine while getting a manicure from Lucy: I don’t know, they just don’t seem interested...

Lucy: Did you try talking to them?

Gray:

Gray: Try what?

There’s probably been a couple visits from police bc a neighbor though a domestic dispute was happening, this is the real reason charades was banned

Late night talks but they always end up with someone having an existential crisis

[thatbirdrestaurant]

Natsu: Lucy, you’re not gay for wanting to kiss Cana. I’m always thinking about kissing other guys and I’m not gay!

Lucy: …

Gray: …

Erza: …

Wendy: …Natsu

Natsu: …did I say something wrong?

[erzasimpbitch]

Erza: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Team natsu: Awwww-

Erza: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Team natsu: Oh.

[fairydares]

Natsu: I swear, I'll be good on this job! Really! I won't burn down any villages, or destroy anything!

Gray: yeah. I'll do better than usual, too...even though it's mostly flame-brain destroying shit, anyway...

Erza: if I lose us so much as one jewel of our reward, you may strike me!

All three together: SCOUT'S HONOR!

Lucy: none of you were scouts, and you have no honor!

[incorrect-fairytail]

Natsu: Rules are made to be broken!

Lucy: No they’re not. Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Natsu: Uhh, piñatas.

Gray: Glowsticks.

Erza: Karate boards.

Happy: Spaghetti in a small pot.

Natsu: Rules!

[callmewisteria]

Natsu, Lucy, Erza, and Gray got really drunk at a party one time. Erza threw a lot of glass which got broken. Gray accidentally sat on it the next day, and Natsu was the only one brave enough to try and figure out (read: he licked it) what the weird goey stain on the carpet was.

[kaedekasu]

Lucy: Natsu, I'm cold.

Natsu: Wait a sec, I'm going to get you a jacket.

Gray: Natsu, I'm cold.

Natsu: Come over here. I'll set you on fire.

[natsujuvia0707]

Natsu: What is the obnoxious glowing orb in the sky?

Gray: The sun.

Natsu: I'm gonna fight it.

[alien-slushie]

Wendy: What's our exit strategy?

Natsu: Our what?

Carla: Oh my God, we're all going to die.

[incorrect-fandomxquotes]

Kidnapper: We have Erza Scarlet

Gray: Actually, she has you

Lucy: Good luck!

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Natsu: Gray! I need a favour!

Gray: I’m not kissing you again.

Wendy: Kissing?

Lucy: AGAIN??

[sun-stricken]

Team Natsu as Incorrect Quotes

Gray: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

—

Natsu: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Erza: What did you do?!

Natsu: NOBODY DIED!

Erza: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

—

Erza: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Lucy, Gray, & Natsu: Okay.

Erza: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Lucy: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Gray: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Natsu: Bold of you to assume I can die.

—

*some point pre-galuna*

Erza: Can you keep a secret?

Gray: Do you know anything about my life?

Erza: No, I don't. Good point.

—

Natsu: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

—

Lucy: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Gray: Apparently, we're not.

—

Erza: Ladies, it's time to stop "weaponizing" your looks and time to start wearing actual weapons. Forget winging your eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man and invest in some steel toed boots

—

Gray: When I get murdered, can you make sure I'm an unsolved case?

Erza: What, why?

Gray: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Lucy: ... Can we go back to where you said, "when I get murdered"??

—

Natsu: Can I ask a dumb question?

Gray: Better than anyone I know.

—

Natsu: Caffine no longer gives me the rush to keep working.

Natsu: So instead, I have Erza, Lucy, and Gray, periodically say to me, "We need to talk" to give me the right amount of fear and adredaline to keep going.

—

Gray: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.

—

Erza: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here!?

Lucy: It's kind of complicated, but Natsu-

Erza: Got it. Forget I asked.

—

Lucy: If I die, please avenge me.

Natsu: What if it's an accidental death?

Lucy: Just go nuts and break shit.

[thatbirdrestaurant]

Erza: I will be gone for three months on a mission

Gray and Natsu: Cool, don’t die, bestie

Lucy: I’m gonna be gone for three days

Gray and Natsu: WHY WILL YOU BE GONE FOR SO LONG?