#incorrect the revitalization of fuyao sect quotes

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Li Yun: I have a solution.

Yan Zhengming: Thank goodness.

Li Yun: It involves fire.

Yan Zhengming: Absolutely not.

[vazzrock]

cheng qian: my dashixiong is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?

li yun: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

shuikeng: tackle him!

yzm's heart demon: dump him.

han yuan: kick him in the shin.

yan zhengming: NO TO ALL OF THOSE XIAO-QIAN JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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someone, looking at li yun, cheng qian, han yuan, and shuikeng: how do they usually get out of these messes?

yan zhengming: they don't. they just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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cheng qian: i can't believe we're stuck in this room together

yan zhengming, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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If you're not caught up on the whole Fuyao Sect lore, that's fine because frankly, I'm not either.

Yan Zhengming as Sect Leader

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Han Muchun: Look, I need everyone to be straight with me.

Yan Zhengming: I’m always straight.

Li Yun: That is the biggest lie you have ever told.

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Yan Zhengming: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Cheng Qian: Death is a social construct.

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Cheng Qian: [smiles]

Yan Zhengming: 🎶 Oh no, I think I'm catching feelings.🎶

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Yan Zhengming: So I found a full proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.

Shuikeng: And that is?

Yan Zhengming: If they dislike Cheng Qian, they’re evil.

Shuikeng, nodding in agreement: Yeah okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

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Li Yun: It must be nice being rich instead of having to develop a likeable personality.

Yan Zhengming: Shut up.

Li Yun: Buy my silence.

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Li Yun: I have a solution.

Yan Zhengming: Thank goodness.

Li Yun: It involves fire.

Yan Zhengming: Absolutely not.

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Yan Zhengming: We both look really handsome tonight.

Cheng Qian: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Yan Zhengming: I couldn't take that risk.

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Cheng Qian: Hey Niangniang, can you do something for me?

Yan Zhengming: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene of the crime and take the blame.

Cheng Qian: Great. Can you do the dishes?

Yan Zhengming: No.

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Yan Zhengming: Tong Qian, are you okay??? That’s a lot of blood.

Cheng Qian: It’s fine, it’s not my blood.

Yan Zhengming: That’s...supposed to be good?

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Yan Zhengming: There's only one thing worse than death.

Yan Zhengming: [rips off card, so it says Cheng Qian's Death]

Zhang Dasen: Cheng Qian.

Yan Zhengming: No!

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Yan Zhengming: They call me coffee because I grind so fine.

Shuikeng: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 am.

Cheng Qian: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter, and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.