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[dumbblondeposts]

[psychogirl87]

Rebekah : So, are you two dating now?

Nik & Damon: Yes.

Rebekah : Why?

Nik: I happen to find Damon very appealing.

Rebekah : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Damon.

[elena-mikaelson]

Marcel: Call me daddy

Rebekah: I'm gonna call you a fucking ambulance

[splatooshy]

@crossedsabers10s

denzo in 1958:

enzo: is something burning??!!!!

damon, cutely murdering party guests: it’s my desire for you 😘😘😘😘😘

enzo: DAMON THE WHOLE BLOODY PLACE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!

damon: no baby you’re just that hot 🔥

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

[writerrose1998]

Caroline: We all have our demons. Caroline, pointing at Klaus: That one is mine.

[thelazuliknight]

Klaus: Damnit, I cut my finger

Caroline: Want me to kiss it better?

Klaus: That works?

Caroline: Yeah, my mom used to do it when I was little

*later*, Klaus: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Kol: Fucking finally

[anagramofanakin]

Klaus: *carries groceries in both arms* Caroline: *reaches out to help* Klaus: *switches all groceries to one arm so he can hold her hand* Caroline: That's not what I- okay

[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

[morgane-art]

Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.

Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.

Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...

Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-

[dumbblondeposts]

[the-ultimate-obsessive-fangirl]

Elijah:Y/N you need to treat people how you want to be treated

Y/N:*rams Klaus up against a wall with her hand around his neck not choking him but holding him in place* you're my little slut

Elijah: that's not what I -

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "When I die, I want everyone to attend my funeral."

Stefan: "Done."

Y/N: "Except, Damon. That bitch better be in the ground with me, pushing up daisies."

Damon: "Hey!"

[ladymarvel27]

Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Kai: I cut my finger

Y/n: I can kiss it, so it'll get better

Kai: That works?

Y/n: Yeah, my mum used to do it when I was little

*later*

Kai: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Damon: Fucking finally

[district-thirteen-intern]

[Elijah picks up the phone]

Kidnapper: I’ve taken your sibling hostage.

Elijah: Which one?

Kidnapper: The sarcastic one.

Elijah: You’ll have to be more specific.

Kidnapper: The emotionally unstable one.

Elijah: Still need more.

Kidnapper: He bit me.

Elijah: Ah. Niklaus.