#incorrect tvd

[honestlyihavenoideawhoiam]

[psychogirl87]

Rebekah : So, are you two dating now?

Nik & Damon: Yes.

Rebekah : Why?

Nik: I happen to find Damon very appealing.

Rebekah : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Damon.

[elena-mikaelson]

Marcel: Call me daddy

Rebekah: I'm gonna call you a fucking ambulance

[splatooshy]

@crossedsabers10s

denzo in 1958:

enzo: is something burning??!!!!

damon, cutely murdering party guests: it’s my desire for you 😘😘😘😘😘

enzo: DAMON THE WHOLE BLOODY PLACE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!

damon: no baby you’re just that hot 🔥

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

[anagramofanakin]

Klaus: *carries groceries in both arms* Caroline: *reaches out to help* Klaus: *switches all groceries to one arm so he can hold her hand* Caroline: That's not what I- okay

[writerrose1998]

Caroline: We all have our demons. Caroline, pointing at Klaus: That one is mine.

[thelazuliknight]

Klaus: Damnit, I cut my finger

Caroline: Want me to kiss it better?

Klaus: That works?

Caroline: Yeah, my mom used to do it when I was little

*later*, Klaus: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Kol: Fucking finally

[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

[the-spite-of-a-dandelion]

Edwin: This is a bad idea.

Charles: There's no such thing as a bad idea. Just poorly executed awesome ones.

[honestlyihavenoideawhoiam]

[morgane-art]

Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.

Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.

Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...

Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-

[the-ultimate-obsessive-fangirl]

Elijah:Y/N you need to treat people how you want to be treated

Y/N:*rams Klaus up against a wall with her hand around his neck not choking him but holding him in place* you're my little slut

Elijah: that's not what I -

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "When I die, I want everyone to attend my funeral."

Stefan: "Done."

Y/N: "Except, Damon. That bitch better be in the ground with me, pushing up daisies."

Damon: "Hey!"

[ryoryeonggu]

Mikaelsons: *disapproved of Kol’s love life choice*

Kol: Fine! Judge all you want but [points at Klaus] having a crush on your human therapist [point at Elijah] pinning over the mother of your brother’s child [point at Freya] marrying your werewolf hostage [point at Rebekah] having sex with your adopted nephew [point at Finn] and YOU…

Kol:

Finn:

Kol:

Finn: Well?

Kol: *looks at Sage up and down* She’s fine, actually.

Rebekah: Seriously!!?

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Kai: I cut my finger

Y/n: I can kiss it, so it'll get better

Kai: That works?

Y/n: Yeah, my mum used to do it when I was little

*later*

Kai: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Damon: Fucking finally