#incorrect tvd quotes

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

[athenasalvatore1922]

Damon: Where are you two going?

Stefan: To get ice cream

Y/n: Or commit a felony

Stefan and Y/n: We'll decide on the way

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[frownyalfred]

the “I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message.” line from the vampire diaries was actually meant for Jason Todd, no I will not change my mind

[winter-berries]

Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?

Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back

Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?

Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?

Kol:

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

'Can I copy the homework?'

Freya: I can help you with it!

Elijah: Yeah, sure.

Klaus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Kol: lol nope.

Rebekah: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Finn: *Read 5:55pm*

[klayleyism]

[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Damon: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Elena: Haha I -

Klaus, barging in: Caroline is just lovely. Thanks for asking.

[darth-nikeon]

Klaus: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Cami: It's 2am, go back to sleep

Klaus:

Cami:

Klaus:

Cami: Yes, yes I would

Klaus: 🙂

[upper-echelon-h3arts]

Kai: No magic? Oh that's my fault, I was spooning you earlier. I think I might have sleep siphoned you.

Bonnie: Wait a minute, you were spooning me?!

Kai: Uh yeah?

Bonnie: Okay, show me.

Kai: Show you like...forreal?

Bonnie: Yes.

Kai *whispers*: Like right now now??

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Caroline: Okay…

Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.

Damon: Hey-

Caroline: Done.

Damon: Hey!

[athenasalvatore1922]

Damon: Y/n is extremely dangerous

Elena: Damon that's your daughter:

Damon: I know

Caroline: What makes her dangerous?

Damon: She can drive anyone insane with a single conversation

Klaus: She really can, it makes you question everything you've ever thought of or done in your life

[Y/n laughing in the distance]

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[j-nightingalesb1tch]

incorrect tvd quotes

elena: "remember earlier when i said you should open up to me and be real?"

stefan: "well..."

elena: "you could've started by telling me you have a secret brother!"

stefan: "former brother."

elena: "that's not how dna works!"

[winter-berries]

Hope: *taking a buzzfeed quiz* which Disney princess are you?

Elijah: belle, because she likes to read

Rebekah: cinderella since i’m always having to clean up your messes

Klaus: ariel because i live in two different worlds

Kol: tinkerbell because if i don’t get attention i’ll die

Hope: tinkerbell’s not-

Freya: sleeping beauty

Everyone:

[chaand-sitara]

Now for Niklaus!

Niklaus Mikaelson and...

Hope T.M.K Salvatore, the kid who has personality of all her parents, one day she can like her mothers, or some day, like her fathers.

Kniphofia T.M.K Salvatore, she is the youngest of them all and the sweetest, though her innocence doesn't define her powers, because once she brings them up, she goes out of control.