I love my silly red-blue character dynamic so much! Built similar to one another but not too similar yk
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keith, to lance: did you know that shiro has an instagram page dedicated to his bad parking
keith: like someone actually went out every day, looking for his car just to post it on their social media
shiro: PLEASE BE QUIET
shiro: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE QUIET
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Keith: I fell—
Lance: From heaven?
Keith: No, I literally fell—
Lance: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Keith: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Lance: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Lance: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Keith: How can you still say that?
Lance: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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*Keith and Shiro are splitting off from the team*
*Lance catches Keith's arm*
Lance: Hey, uh, be safe
Keith:... We will
*Shiro and Keith head off*
Pidge cradling Hunk's face: Be safe...
Hunk dramatically: I'll be so safe
Lance: Will you guys stop?-
Hunk: I'll be safe... for you
Lance:.... I'm gonna kill you
Pidge, still dramatically: But how would that keep us safe?
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Anakin: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Cody: Nah. I don't remember it; it doesn't count.
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Lance: Hey Keith, can you hold this egg for me?
Keith: Um, sure?
Lance: Thanks, don’t break it! I’ll be back.
*Two hours later*
Lance, returning from a mission: I’m back
Pidge: Did you tell Keith to look after an egg for you?
Lance: Yeah, how’d he go?
Pidge: Take a look for yourself
{Lance walks in on Keith laying on the couch eating popcorn, snuggled in blankets with the egg safely placed on a pillow on his lap with the movie ‘Chicken Run’ playing on the TV.}
Keith: What took you so long? I’ve been looking after this egg for hours! Hunk keeps on threatening to cook it.
Lance: Let him, I don’t need it anymore
Keith, gasping: *Puts his hands over the eggs nonexistent ears* I can’t believe you just said that!
Lance, laughing: Hunk makes some killer scrambled eggs though
Keith: Yeah, emphasis on “killer”
Hunk: IT’S AN EGG!
Keith: IT’S NOT JUST AN EGG -
IT’S MY EGG!
Lance: This test is getting a little out of hand…
Pidge: Ya think?
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Okay imagine this. It’s the first year Keith is spending in Adam and Shiro’s house. They’re getting him ready for his second year of garrison school. He got in a few fights last year.
Shiro: please, don’t start any fights this year kid. That’s not a good way to make friends.
Adam: make sure to finish them though.
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Lance: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Keith: The cow???
Lance: What?
Pidge: Keith, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU-
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lance: is your mouth cold?
keith: no?
lance: i could warm it up for you
keith: i said no
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Krillin: It looks like Bulma's got a thing with Vegeta anyway.
Yamcha: A thing?
Roshi: Yeah, a thing. They're probably going to get married, have grumpy, blue haired babies with monkey tails, all that stuff.
Krillin: He's probably proposing to her right now.
Krillin, imitating Vegeta: Bulma, be my Queen of Saiyans.
Roshi, imitating Bulma: Oh, Vegeta, you bad boy. I thought you would never ask. Yes, a thousand times yes!
Yamcha: NO-
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