#incorrect woh

[xiansnuts]

Zhou zishu: I can't believe we're locked together inside this room

Wen kexing, while throwing away the key: mm

[incorrect-web-novels]

Gu Xiang: Can I stab him? Wen Kexing: Not in public.

[starrsilly]

skateboarder busted

[danganronpa-textposts]

thanks for the submission!!

[tomuraxashes]

till mornin’

ZZH: Lao Wen, tomorrow we have to get up early, please go sleep at a reasonable time.

WKX: Sure thing A-Xu!

* Next day 4AM*

ZZH: Lao Wen, I can’t believe you actually listened and woke up! I am so glad..

WKX: Well… I am always joyful when you are in a good mood huh

ZZH:.. why do I smell alcohol and green tho?

WKX: Well you.. do have excellent senses I guess

ZZH: .. you just arrived home, don’t ya?

WKX: There was a party at the Valley and you know, I can’t just leave early huh..

[misspermitted]

Continuation of my obsession with WOH, my fav memes pt 1

Zhou Zishu: I hate violence

Cao Weining: Yeah same

Zhou Zishu: It’s so messy

Cao Weining: Yeah s- wait what

Zhou Zishu: And inconvenient

This is funny until you realise he was pushing Wen Kexing away so he didn’t hurt Wen with his death haha laugh through the pain

This scene is so unhinged tho!!!

Zhou Zishu: Hey I wanna slaughter these people with no provocation because they irritated me two years ago

Wen Kexing: Sounds like meaningless violence im in

You sure this is incorrect op?

Wen Kexing: Both. Both is good.

I’m not a character alignment gal but this one

Also this one

Scorpion King my beloved get therapy

Don’t worry Wen you are 🤍

What do you mean this dialogue didn’t happen? (Legit the most canon compliant incorrect quote. It’s exactly the right amount of sexual innuendo but technically not)

[thearoaceshark]

Gosho Girls, Incorrect Quotes

(There are a couple of quotes that are AokoxAkako, I love them, I couldn't resist! But most of the quotes are platonic. Also, there is an appearance by Conan and Kogoro)

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Aoko: *sends an audio*

Ran: I'm busy now, do you mind if I listen to it later?

Aoko: take your time.

Ran, 20 minutes later: *plays the audio and the first thing she hears are screams and things falling*

Ran: *runs and calls Aoko*

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*Ran has a cold (and she has no filter right now)*

Ayumi: Here you go, a bowl of delicious hot soup.

Ran: It's cold.

Sonoko: a bowl of delicious soup.

Ran: *test it* it tastes horrible.

Conan: a bowl of soup.

Ran: I think this isn't even soup.

Kogoro: a plate with food.

Ran: I doubt this is edible.

All: ...

Ran: and you didn't even serve it on a plate, this is a cooking pot.

Haibara: I told you it was better to call Aoko.

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Akako: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Kazuha: "If"?

Haibara: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die.

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Sonoko: Sera, we didn't want to tell you, but in those clothes you look like a boy.

Sera: am I a cute boy?

Sonoko: the most handsome in all of Japan, you almost made me doubt!

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Ran: I've only known Aoko-chan for 2 minutes, but if something happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Group chat names:

*Mean (Actually Good) Girls*

A chat for older girls, not Shiho/Haibara because they think she's a little girl.

Members: Sonoko (admin), Ran (mod), Akako (mod), Kazuha, Aoko, Sera.

*Menace dressed in pink*

A chat for all the girls, including Haibara and Ayumi. Swearing is not allowed in this chat.

Members: Ran (admin), Aoko (mod), Kazuha (mod), Haibara/Shiho, Ayumi, Sonoko, Sera, Akako.

*Super strong girls surrounded by nerdy boys*

A chat specifically to complain about the Gosho Boys and their antics.

Members: Aoko (admin), Akako (mod), Ran (mod), Kazuha (mod), Sonoko, Sera, Haibara/Shiho (added her because she insisted that she needed a place to complain about Conan).

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*The Gosho Girls are cursed or a magical creature messes with them*

Automatically Akako: I think I'm going to break some rules of nature and put the world at risk on purpose.

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Ran: It's the sixth time this week I've had a breakdown and it's only Tuesday. Send help.

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Aoko: I just want to tell you, AOKO HAS A BIG CRUSH IN YOU.

Akako, blushing: woh... And why are they here? *points to Ran, Sera and Sonoko, the last one had a sign that said "Let's go Aoko!" but behind it it said "Break her heart and you'll see Akako"

Aoko: I brought them as emotional support.

Ran: Kazuha couldn't come.

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Ayumi: some kids are bothering my friends and I at school...

Ran: well, listen Ayumi, violence is not–

Sonoko: humiliate them in front of everyone so they know that they shouldn't mess with you.

Ran: Sonoko no–

Sonoko: If you want, I'll help you. Let them know that you are officially adopted as part of the Suzuki family.

Ran: Sonoko stop!

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Sera: hey Ran, I have a question.

Ran: yes?

Sera: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Ran: Why do you ask?

Sera: ...

Ran: and where's Sonoko?

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Ayumi: You're overthinking this.

Haibara: You don't know the appropriate level of thinking, Ayumi. What if I'm underthinking?

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Akako: I have the bisexual right to be dramatic as hell.

Sonoko: and as your friend I also have the right to be damn dramatic.

Aoko, trying to flirt: and I can be the main character.

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Sonoko: *gives an idea*

Sera, impressed: hey, there might be something there!

Ran: Yeah, a lawsuit.

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Kazuha: Now that I think about it, we've never been to Akako's house.

Aoko: that's right, I don't think anyone at school knows where she lives.

Ran: She avoids showing us where she lives. You know what that means.

Sonoko, nodding: she lives in a gothic castle.

Sera, nodding: she has a witchcraft shop to scam people.

Ayumi, nodding: she is rich.

Haibara, nodding: she is a mafia boss.

Aoko, joking: maybe she's a witch like Kaito says!

Kazuha:...

Ran: ...

Akako:...

Ran: no!...she's messy, her house is dirty, things like that! What is wrong with you?!

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Sonoko: I've done stupid things.

Akako, Ayumi and Kazuha: I saw those stupid things.

Sera and Haibara: I recorded those stupid things ("its for a school proyect").

Ran and Aoko: I TRY TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THOSE STUPID THINGS!

Sonoko: and I don't regret anything, I would do it again.

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Ayumi: I don't follow the rules.

Ayumi: I follow cute dogs and cats on social media.

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When Conan puts Sonoko to sleep to solve a case:

Ran: Amazing! Sonoko, your just like Sherlock Homeless!

Conan with Sonoko's voice: IT'S HOLMES!

Ran: *begins to suspect that there is something wrong here because that's how Shinichi always responded to that joke*

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Aoko: Where the devil is Akako?

Sera: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?

Haibara: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Shinichi arrives only to disappear shortly after, again.

Sonoko @ Ran: if your boyfriend doesn't change *hits her with a magazine* THEN CHANGE OF BOYFRIEND!!

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*The TV is freaking out*

Haibara: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again, without changes*

Haibara: Yeah, that didn't work with my sister either.

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Ran: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, “Oh, Ran is such a nice person, Ran is so happy-go-lucky! “Ran can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, do you know what? Ran CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Ran IS in a bad mood.

^^^ Let this girl take a brake^^^

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@quite-a-character here are the Incorrect Quotes I hope you like them ♡

[msbhagirathi]

IPKKND INCORRECT QUOTE - (3/n)

Just another day at AR Designs.

Arnav and Aman were discussing about a deal that they had negotiated with the Khuranas' for their rich and raw cloth material. When, out of nowhere-

Arnav (zoning out) : Do you think she will really leave Delhi and return back to Lucknow?

Aman (visibly confused) : Uhh...sir, what??

Arnav : I said do you think she will really leave Delhi and move back to Lucknow?

Aman (still confused) : Who is 'she', here, sir?

Arnav (completely zoned out, a half smile sitting on his face): Wahi. Woh Khushi Kumari Gupta. (falls into another day dream of all their Rabba Ve's)

Aman (exasperated) : *sighs* Not again.

Aman (mutters to himself) : Here we go.

Aman : Did she say so ?

Arnav (still in the daydream) : Yes.

Aman : Then you need not worry, she is a woman of her words.

Arnav : But I don't want her to go. Away from me.

Aman : Ahh, that's easy. Then, go and stop her.

Arnav (eyes snapping at him at record speed) : Shut up, Aman. Do you think I am an idiot?

Aman (to himself) : No. An egoistic idiot.

Aman : Then shall we continue with our discussion about the deal, sir?

Arnav (looking away, irritated): I never interrupted you.

Aman (to himself) : No. A stupid and egoistic idiot, that too, in love.

Hehehe lol. Bechara Bitwa. So, how was it :)

[mod-ibuki]

May I request headcanons of Kotoko, Monaca, Jataro, Nagisa, and Jataro with a blind gn older sibling reader?

“It’s okay.”

M-I: hope you like this, anon, it’s my first WOH request!! i apologize this took so long, and sorry if they’re OOC, i havent played UDG in a while.

SUMMARY: Kotoko, Monaca, Jataro, Nagisa, and Masaru with a blind!gn!older sibling.

PAIRINGS: Kotoko + reader, Monaca + reader, Jataro + reader, Nagisa + reader, Masaru + reader

GENRE: fluff :D

[Super sorry if I got anything incorrect, do not hesitate to tell me as I will gladly change it.]

— KOTOKO UTSUGI

I can imagine her tiny hand holding yours as you both walk, with you asking her questions and Kotoko answering willingly and happily as you walk towards your destination. When you need to go a certain direction, she’ll tug at your hand and tell you that you need to walk a different way.

Kotoko will always guide you so you can get where you need to be at. If you want, she can help you dress up for occasions (or purely for fun), and if you’ll allow it, she’ll paint your nails! “What about sparkly red? Or maybe just red? Whatever you pick will be totally adorbs on you!”

If anyone is rude towards you, she’ll step in with the most serious and intimidating face she could muster. That would be slightly hard to be intimidating though, since she’s a kid and it isn’t exactly easy to be scary when she looks like, an adorable child, basically. So, when that doesn’t work, she resorts to calling them a demon, pointing out that they’re attacking a person who’s clearly already struggling..!

If that doesn’t work either.. Well, you’ll have to step in and just tell them to go somewhere else. Although Kotoko was upset that she couldn’t defend you, she was still happy that you got the person to go away. You congratulate her, saying she did her very best and it helped a ton! You ask if you wanna go get icecream as a reward, of course she eagerly says yes, and grabs ahold of your hand.

When you’re careful not to say her trigger word, she appreciates it a lot. You know of her past and as her older sibling, or just as a decent person in general, you’re cautious not to say the word that’ll make her have a breakdown. After all, Kotoko is just a child and no one deserves to get reminded of their trauma, which you tell her. She’s happy you’re her older sibling. Even though you may not be able to see, she hopes you can see how much she loves and appreciates you.

— MONACA

She’ll make small talk when you’re pushing her wheelchair, and tell you whenever you need to stop or make a turn. Monaca prefers silence between the two of you though, it comforts her since she can just look at you and know you care for her, even if you were unfortunate to have your sight taken away, you were still so generous to her.

Monaca, as I’ve mentioned earlier, likes it better when there’s silence between you two. She especially likes it when she falls asleep in your arms, your comforting words lulling her to sleep. She knows how much you make her feel like she’s special, and she loves you for it. You make her feel like she’s the center of the world, focusing most of your attention on her and her only, which makes her feel so special.

Will throw a tantrum when someone is giving you attitude. Monaca hates it when people do or say anything mean to you, so she’ll basically cry until the person is annoyed enough to leave. Completely switches her personality once they’re gone from view though, and goes back to the sweet and loving Monaca you always knew.

— JATARO KEMURI

You tell him he’s nowhere close to ugly and that you’d never hate him, Jataro says you’ve never seen his face, you smile and pat his head, reassuring him that you know when someone is ugly and who’s not, depending on their personality. Jataro then feels happy, but doesn’t think he deserves it.

You’re quite upset you cannot see his artwork, but he describes it to you in a childlike manner when you ask him to. Your imagination will have to do for now, but you don’t mind. You try to make Jataro more comfortable with taking his “mask” off, even if it’s just with you, and you say you don’t care if you can’t see it. As long as his head isn’t in that mask.

You know what happened to Jataro. You hate what she did to Jataro, and always will. Jataro is glad that you’re trying to up his self esteem, and it works, the slightest bit of confidence arising each day as you remind him that he will never be hated by you, that you’ll love him forever, no matter what.

Jataro likes it when you hug him or ruffle his hair. It makes him feel good, it makes him think that he’s worth of everything you’ve ever had, and that you’ll always be there to stay with him, even through the roughest times.

— NAGISA SHINGETSU

Praising him for how smart he is will melt him, and he can’t keep a straight face because he’s so happy. The amount of times you’ve said you were proud of him for his achievements is something not even Nagisa can add up, and knowing that makes him so joyful.

Often times, you study with him. After you study, he pulls at your hand and asks if he’s allowed to sleep, and you just remind him that he doesn’t need to ask such silly questions. Nagisa sounds rather confused, so you answer, “of course, Nagisa.” With that, he leads you to your bedroom and waves you goodbye, going back to his own room and finally resting.

Nagisa’s quite the smart kid, so he often does the communication when you’re in a taxi/uber and does the paying (using your money, since he doesn’t have any, of course) so you don’t have to go through the trouble. Once you’re out of the car, you pat his head and thank him for what he did, to which he shakily replies with, “i-it was just returning what you did for me, nothing m-more.”

— MASARU DAIMON

A tad bit upset you can’t play sports with him.

He’ll most likely spend the day with you, telling you about how great sports are. You gladly listen to his rants, nodding and making sounds to agree with him. Masaru likes when you talk about what you like to do though, even if they don’t involve sports.

Oh? Someone’s being disrespectful? He’s the type of kid who won’t usually think before they act, which is normal for most kids of course, so Masaru starts pointing at the person and “cursing” them out. By cursing, I mean telling them to go somewhere else or he’ll throw a soccer ball to their head.

“Big sib Y/N, look, look! Oh wait-” Is what happens when Masaru’s doing something cool and he wants to show you, forgetting that you’re blind and can’t see the trick he’s doing. You pat his head and tell him he did great.

[beevean]

hi, i set out today looking for fellow haters of the netflix castlevania show and it was honestly so tough, but amidst all the "why do people hate castlevania?? it's so great!!" circlejerks i finally found you. and thank god for it. i never played any of the games, so it's good to know at least that they make more sense in terms of characters and plot than that netflix shitshow

a friend who really loves it sat me down about a year ago and we watched the first three seasons or so together before i could finally escape it and never touched it again. i do like the animation and some of the fight scenes, but none of it comes even close to balancing out the corny dialogue, the lackluster character dynamics, and oh GOD the cultural faux pas. like?? why did they not google a single one of the romanian names they very frequently say? i heard at least three different mispronunciations of "târgoviște" and "greșit", and "țepeș" they somehow managed to get approximately half right (it's pronounced "tzeh-pesh", not "teh-pesh"). it's absolutely mind-boggling to me. wikipedia includes standardised phonetic spelling and google translate can just read it out to you. idk how it is in the games, but considering how big on alleged wokeness the netflixvania production team seems to be, they could at the very least have looked up these very basic and frequently used words once or asked a singular romanian for a pointer here and there

i am romanian, so obviously these things tick me off much more than they would someone who isn't. i just think that if they weren't going to pronounce anything right anyway and wanted to use a very generic western european backdrop (note: romania is in eastern europe), they could just as well have set the whole thing in a fake fantasy world and spared themselves some trouble. the houses look german. the priests and churches look catholic. there are way too many blonde people, especially for southern romania. i just don't like it at all

i hope you have great day btw 💞 thank you for lending me some new faith in humanity

Oh 🥺 I'm glad you sent me this ask <3 I feel that there are very few people who outright dislike NFCV (for the right reasons, at least), because you hear left and right about how not only it's excellent on every front, but So Much Better Than The Stupid games, Best Adaptation of All Time, and it kills me inside every time because am I stupid for not buying the hype? So yeah, thank you <3

I'm vindicated that you didn't like the show even without playing the games. The most common rebuttal against antis is "wah you just want the adaptation to be 1:1 with the games!" (or "wah you're just a bigot!", which drives me mad), but I always insist that the show fails on its own product as well. It's exactly as you say, and yes, I was also bothered by how every "foreigner" has an appropriate accent, but the Romanians speak in perfect British English. It wants to be inclusive but it ends up being confusing and lowkey xenophobic - what, Romanian doesn't sound sexy enough for you?

(also count your blessings that you managed to escape S4. Some of the plotlines enraged me like I can't convey in written word :) )

Eh, if incorrect pronunciation bothers you (and as an Italian who has seen what the English language does to their native tongue, I fully sympathize lmao), the games don't do much better. In one game the translator of the manual didn't know that Wallachia was a real place, they thought it was the fantasy town of Warakiya (which is how it's spelled in Japanese), and in another it's pronounced "woh-LAY-sha" lol. The chapels also look very Catholic for the aesthetic, even though the Orthodox Church exists (I'd wager that in Japan they're far less familiar with it). Overall, the settings in the games tend to be vaguer than in the show, rarely namedropped, except for two games set in Wallachia (the ones the show takes "inspiration" from) and two other titles set in Japan. The show tries a little harder, but hardly hides the historical inaccuracies and just went for the aesthetic as well :P

Same to you, anon 💕

[mount-everwhite]

Quick guide to this blog's tags for shanrens who want it.

stuck on this mountain - my wordy contributions to the woh fandom (though really I write my thoughts in the tags of every post) woh bts - anything and everything behind the scenes woh video - Word of Honor videos (none of these are mine!) woh crack - Word of Honor cracks, gags, and laugh edits incorrect woh - all you who make these are geniuses woh concert - y'all know what this is gremlins - Zhang Zhehan and Gong Jun (my tag for "junzhe") wenzhou - do i really need to explain this one?

zhou zishu - wen kexing - ye baiyi - gu xiang - cao weining - zhang chengling - window of heaven - ghost valley - constume appreciation - zhang zhehan -gong jun -

.First post/intro

More tags will be added above as I think of them. This blog's still a baby and I'm still reblogging all the posts I saved in my likes.

I'm still quite new to the fandom so please indulge me with patience as I discover things with glee about the show that have probably long been discovered and discussed already.

And to clear this up, yes, I'm aware of what's happening with Zhang Zhehan. I'm keeping up with it as much as my blood pressure will allow. But like on my main, I made the choice to never post anything irl-related on my blogs (it's rare I do), so that's why you'll see nothing on here directly regarding the situation, even if it's in support of him. Just know I continue to wait in patience and hope will all fellow shanrens.

[kexing-wen]

incorrect wenzhou quotes (63)

[starrsilly]

noticing a pattern……….

[tomuraxashes]

Soup of oblivion

Wen Kexing: Recently I started seeing a person

Luo Fumeng: You mean a person or hallucination?

Wen Kexing: As far as I’m certain you wanted to bully me now, it’s both.

Anyways Im dating A Xu at daytime and seeing my dead parents at night.

[xiansnuts]

Zhou zishu: i'ts pretty dangerous in here we should hold hands so we don't get lost

Wen kexing:*grabs zzs hand*

Zhang chengling: we're...we're at the supermarket??

[silvandar]

Ye Baiyi: I just want someone to feed me and tell me I'm pretty