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[dunyashas]

kaz: [angsting about breaking his leg when he fell off the roof] jesper: well at least you have bones to break, kaz

[dunyashas]

kaz, grilling wylan about a shootout with the razorgulls: and where were you?

wylan: i was over on the bench

kaz: and what did you do?

wylan: nothing. i was over on the bench

kaz: but you saw what happened?

wylan: yeah cause i was over on the bench

kaz: so you saw what happened and you did nothing?

wylan: cause i was over on the bench

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nina crying over matthias' corpse: what could be more painful than this??

kaz under his breath: earphones w only one side working

[dunyashas]

kaz: im sorry i hurt your feelings

inej: id be more comforted if you didn’t put “feelings” in air quotes

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inej: kaz, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment

kaz: they’re golden retrievers, inej. they retrieve gold. i did this for us.

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kuwei: hey jesper can i have your number ;)

jesper, visibly texting: i don't have a phone

[dunyashas]

the dregs: kaz has his scheming face on i wonder what dangerous heist hes plotting now

kazs mind: [wii music]

[dunyashas]

kaz, walking into the kaelish prince: hey there, hertzoon. it's me, ya boy.

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jesper: yall motherfuckers dont know about my knife shoes

wylan: ice skates

jesper: blocked

[dunyashas]

kaz: don’t underestimate us.

jesper: yeah, the dregs’ motto is “maybe we’ll get lucky this time.”

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wylan: how did you get your revenge on pekka rollins?

kaz: well, i see him coming, so i chew up an alka seltzer tab i keep on me at all times to give a foaming at the mouth rabies appearance. now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm. i reach into his pocket and pull out a bag of parem i planted and go “hey, what the fuck is this?” and he gives me that “that’s not mine,” and “i’ve never seen that before,” and i say “tough luck it was in your jacket pal, now you’re doin’ twenty to life and your son is goin to social services.” now he’s crying. then i grab a phone book and beat him in the stomach with it, cause as any stadwatch'll tell you, phone books don’t leave bruises!

[dunyashas]

kaz: so now that i’ve explained the heist for fifteen minutes, do you understand it?

kuwei: yes

kaz: are you lying to me?

kuwei, voice cracking: yes

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Kaz: [starts talking]

Matthias: [looks at the camera like in the Office]

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Jesper: This date is boring.

Wylan: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Jesper: Then why did you invite me?

Wylan: I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “Fuck you Merchling, I do whatever I want” and followed me here

[dunyashas]

kuwei: i hope you don't feel like we're competing for jesper's attention

wylan: oh don't worry i know we aren't

wylan: but if we were i'm winning and you're going fucking down

[dunyashas]

wylan: when i first joined the dregs, i started seeing a shrink. but then he told me i had dad issues, and i was like, "you know what, you can't tell me what to do, you're not my dad," so he was a moron.