#ineptone

[damnation-if]

How about Lithiana's hostile/neutral/friendly/romanced greetings? Not even gonna anon because you'll know it's me anyway. <3

for you, my most beloved and esteeméd friend. Anything<3 😌

Hostile

(loud, longsuffering sigh) Hello.

Keep it quick.

And I was having such a good day until now...

Bids farewell by saying (exasperated) "toodles!"

Neutral

Hey, fresh meat! Still going strong?

Oh, hi! What's up?

Look who it is!

Bids farewell by saying "keep at it!" or "back to work, huh?"

Warm

There you are! How's things?

There's a sight for sore eyes!

Hiii~ (giggles)

To peacock MC: Hey, sexy, let's see that tail! Bam! Gotcha! (laughs)

To MC with silver or gold skin: I saw you twinkling your way over here from a mile away!

Bids farewell by saying "catch you later!"

Romanced

Finally! I needed to see you for a bit.

Hey babe! Are you free? I am.

Oh, there you are! I was just thinking about you.

Dominatrix mode: You know I don't like it when you keep me waiting (smirks).

Bids farewell by saying "hurry back... I'm already lonely!"

[covenscribe]

@ineptone

A new couch demon has bitten my ass

[swampgallows]

91. I have never seen this question asked before and I am at war with myself over the answer. Please, Swamp. I must know.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

okay i saw this question and i was like... is that even possible. is it truly even possible for a fireplace to be in a room that isn't like the main room of the house? then i realized my parents' fireplace is in the room we call the "den", whereas the one at my sister's is in the living room. to me the fireplace actually determines the function of the room, don't you think? it's not as if the fireplace can be easily relocated or removed, so i'd assume the tenant would have to plan around it, unless they really insisted on their bedroom or bathroom becoming the room with the fireplace...

regardless it makes the most sense for the functionality of the fireplace to be in a "main" room of the house to distribute heat, but also to have access to an exterior wall because it requires a chimney. maybe if you lived alone in a big house you could make whichever room you were in the most the one with the fireplace and use all the other rooms for storage or something. or maybe youre some blueblood with a "study" and want to smoke your pipe in a big velvet chair backlit by the fireplace or dramatically toss wax-sealed letters into it a la dracula.

my perspective is a bit different because i live in california so many fireplaces are actually illegal! i think some building codes prohibit building new homes with fireplaces in certain counties, and woodburning and vent-free gas fireplaces have the highest restrictions, if not being outright banned. so maybe it's possible to install a fireplace somewhere like a bathroom but it's a practice that's unheard of in california. (most rooms also have exterior walls, all of which are required to have windows, for earthquake safety, so just by default any chimney would share an exterior wall.)

now im pondering scenes i've seen in anime where they have that recessed stove deal goin on. does it get hot enough to warrant a chimney? i just looked it up: it's called an irori and it's generally a vent-free charcoal fireplace, usually in the center of main room as a hearth. so theoretically an irori fireplace could be in a room with a kitchen as an adjunct, considering you can heat the kettle there. but i wouldn't call that room "the kitchen". one picture shows an irori at a train station waiting room. hello?

okay apparently there are thru-the-wall chimneys that are built at an angle? but they only appear to serve like a hood for an oven rather than for a fireplace. does the flue need to be built externally or can there genuinely be a whole-ass fireplace with flue and chimney established in an inner room?

this question was put here by big chimney i swear to god

[jaebird88]

This wins.

[astralgaytower-archive]

ineptone replied to your post “I’ve gotten a few emails back from the folks I spoke to during my...”

When a thing is important to you, you put your whole heart into it. It's obvious to anyone who's ever seen you talk about something you care about. As long as you put half the passion into your interviews as you have into queer Overwatch ladies, there's no way they can't be excited to have you bring that passion to whatever you interviewed for.

f uck, thank u... you always send me such nice messages?? ur support makes me feel warm n fuzzy inside.

[inquisitorhierarch]

tbt that time when we were in seattle and we went to the butchers to get landjaegers and the super dudebro butcher saw @ineptone‘s overwatch jacket and tried to get all bro-ey by asking him what his main was... and he had to make one up because he doesn’t actually play overwatch.

and then we tried to pretend to be sociable by sharing blizzard news with the butcher dude and telling him destiny 2 was free if he grabbed it that weekend and he started telling us how he was only interested in COD...

and we realised that whichever celestial had scripted this meetcute didn’t really know anything about videogames

[444names]

periodic elements BUT excluding "um"

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[klstevens]

Today @ineptone learned that when you get to mastering a song in Rocksmith 2014, it first fades the notes out, then removes them completely. With no warning. There might have been some pick throwing and some loud claims of treachery. 

[covenscribe]

10 songs 10 people

Rules: put your library on shuffle and post the first ten songs. Then tag 10 people

I was tagged by @dumbthunder and thank you so much!

1. Crimewave by Crystal Castles

2. Bare Grace Misery by Nightwish

3. Scapegoat by Chumbawamba

4. Glory by Au Palius, i dont know if that is the actual band name it may be just the playlist name from when I downloaded it from 8tracks forever ago and it sounds like crystal castles

5. Shake it out by Florence and the Machine

6. Away from Me by Evanescence

7. Over and Over by Hot Chip

8. First Train Home by Imogen Heap

9. Requiem for a Dream by Nightcore

10. Under Stars by Aurora

Gonna tag more than 10 people but no pressure to fill out <3

@inquisitorhierarch @ineptone @thebluestofdaisies @athena-anna-rose @jezifster @antivan-surana @strangeauthor @thedragonagelesbian @blue-eyes-white-privilege69 @writing-is-a-martial-art @theskeletonprior @phantomseptember

[covenscribe]

Guess who bit my ass again?

Thats right @ineptone it was couch demon peach

[astralgaytower-archive]

ineptone replied to your post “a teeny tiny part of me feels shallow n superficial for saying i wont...”

It's important to draw the line in the sand of "Kissing this character is worth 60 dollars to me, no matter if the game wrapped around it is good or not."

vetra is worth 1,000,000 dollars to me im happy to pay 60 to take her on a nice date...

[covenscribe]

For the Peach lovers, heres a tum tum

@antivan-surana @ineptone i know you love seeing her

[inquisitorhierarch]

@ineptone I get the distinct feeling that you’re making fun of me there, buddy XD :p

[inquisitorhierarch]

So, @ineptone and @klstevens and I do this thing where we read terrible books and drink alcohol and make fun of them (Rob reads them aloud).

They saw the Suicide Squad movie novelisation somewhere once and decided to live dangerously.

I am deeply saddened to have to report that it is, in fact, somehow, worse than the movie was.

[inquisitorhierarch]

@ineptone why are you tagging your author introduction with your business’s mission statement? XD

[inquisitorhierarch]

I remember, what seems like a long time ago, when New Year’s Eve was mostly a happy, upbeat occasion, that was all about new possibilities and uncharted territory... I feel like for a lot of us in the past few years it’s become more about grim determination to spitefully bury bad years. Obviously this doesn’t hold true for everybody, as I’m sure it’s affected by how well your year went, but it’s something that saddens me a little. My resolution, as far as anything comparable to a resolution goes, for 2018 (aside from conquering the world, obvs) is that I make this year one that I don’t reach the end of and go “thank god it’s over.”

Anyway there are a few people that I want to thank, and also hopefully to stave off that same kind of “this year was awful and I’m glad it’s gone” feeling maybe remind some of the people who matter most to me of things that they did in 2017 that I’m proud of them for.

@klstevens and @ineptone, you guys wrote and published a book!!!! I’m so proud of you both <3 And Kristen, you worked so hard, harder than anyone should have to, and Rob you’re always trying to be a better person, and I don’t know what I would have done without you guys honestly <3 I hope 2018 is the year where your business becomes hugely successful and you both feel comfortable making a living off your art, and that D&D and StarCraft and Final Fantasy stay things we can all do together! You guys are the best and if all goes well maybe I’ll even get to visit you this year XD I hope

@canceriancommunist I’m so proud of you for soldiering through your studies like a champ. Like a tiger! And even with everything going on you’re always 100% there ready to absorb new knowledge and discuss new things and immerse yourself in new worlds! I love that inquisitiveness about you and I can’t believe this is the only full year that we’ve known each other!!! I hope that 2018 is a year where your studies allow you to create as much art as you want and have the free time to relax because you so deserve it <3 I love you!

@the-emerald-halla my lovely, oh gosh I don’t even know how to encompass all the things I'm proud of you for here! I’ve never met somebody whose heart and soul was so radiant with kindness and support and love and it makes me proud just to know you, how brightly you shine and how hard you work to make the lives of everyone around you better! <3 I think of you whenever I look at the lovely gift you sent me and I hope that 2018 returns all of the kindness to you that you give out tenfold <3 

@leothelionsaysgrrrr you started working on your first book! I’m so proud and happy and excited and I can’t wait to read it when it’s done! I’m so glad we started hanging out because honestly our conversations got me through some really tough times while I was having to work and dealing with personal crap at the same time, and also you’re just awesome! :D I hope 2018 brings you far fewer awful mice, success with your writing plans, all your friends closer to Ohio so you can hang out in person, a million wonderful moments with your son, and all the joy you can carry! <3

There are other people on here who have enriched my life, of course, but most of them I don’t know very well and am too shy to actually tag XD I hope everyone who reads this can feel at peace with their 2017 as well as their hopes for 2018 <3 Happy new year everybody!