#ino brainrot

[just-jordie-things]

If possible, could you please do cuddling headcannons? Feel free to ignore this if you don't want to or can't for any reason at all

remember to drink water and take breaks <3

YES YES YES I CAANNNN also i need to start incorporating choso into these brainrots ok so pls feel free to send stuff specifically for him if y'all have thoughts and ino too i love him sm

gojo satoru

sleep cuddler and there's no escaping from it

he's happy with being the big or little spoon, happy if you wanna lay on his chest, he doesn't care how it happens but he needs it mkay

hopefully you don't overheat bc if you try to scooch away from him he will be heartbroken

he likes to tease about it but really he just loves the feeling of you falling soundly asleep in his arms. loves how you snuggle into him in your sleep

fushiguro megumi

likes it when you rest your head in his lap.

whether he's reading or finishing up a report, it's comforting to have you there. sometimes you scroll through your phone and sometimes you go straight into a nap, he doesn't mind what you do. he just likes to have you close whenever he can

one day you make him lay on your lap while you're both lounging on the couch and he probably laughs at you when he complies

but then he settles into your thighs and you run your hands through his hair and he's out like baby in minutes

so now it's your guys' thing <3

itadori yuuji

likes to have you on his lap

it's his favorite thing to wrap his arms around you and hold you close to his chest. it's so warm and comfortable

will set his chin on your shoulder as you watch a movie or something

definitely whispers in your ear one minute but then is yelling at the tv the next. the whispering is sweet though

kisses your cheek a lot too, you're just so close he can't help it

inumaki toge

prefers to smother you a bit

it was a joke at first, the night he climbed on top of you and went boneless just to hear you laugh

but it was actually so comfy for the both of you that he sorta just stayed there. like a heavy blanket.

wraps his arms around you and tucks his face into your neck and snoozes

he loves feeling your heart beating against his chest. it's the most comforting thing in the world

okkotsu yuuta

if he could have you on top of him 24/7, he'd gladly accept it.

can only sleep if you're on his chest. not just your head, either. your whole body.

he will not be content until your legs are a tanlged mess and your hair is messily sprawled out across his chest.

he needs easy access to kissing your head a million times throughout the night

this goes for casual cuddling too. you're watching a movie together? get on top of him.

if he can't actively lay down, he'll just pick you up and hold you against his chest, just high enough that you can't touch the ground and have to cling to him

when he's on missions away from you, he sleeps holding a pillow against him, but it's not the same :(

kamo choso

likes being a little spoon AND I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL OKAY

he's never been held before he had no idea the amount of comfort having someone's arms around you could feel, and i think he'd be shy about it at first but once he's more comfortable with asking for what he wants, he'll ask for it all the time

you press so close, warming up his back with your chest and pushing your feet between his legs just to get closer

loves when it's late and you're whispering to one another, how you press your lips to his spine and shoulder blades, or rub the tip of your nose affectionately against his skin.

with your arms wrapped around him he can easily hold both of your hands in one of his, and he always keeps them close to his chest all night

takuma ino

finishing off strong with big spoon lover

holding you is the greatest part of his every day, and he's not afraid to tell you. he'll text you on particularly rough/slow days just to tell you how he can't wait till you're in his arms again

if you get into bed and don't automatically settle against him, he will drag you into his embrace. there's no getting out of it

always tucks his face into the nape of your neck, smelling your hair and kissing your skin as he quietly tells you how much he missed you all day

wraps his arms around you and holds you tight against his chest all night. he can't stand to be apart from you anymore than he has to.

[veryinnovative]

soft jegulus sketchies

[delzinrowe]

JJK boys and girlies... and the matching cat icons you guys have

IDK why i did this, enjoy

tagging @just-jordie-things (for science)

Yuji Itadori

Megumi Fushiguro

Nobara Kugisaki

Yuta Okkotsu

Satoru Gojo

Suguru Geto

Choso

Takuma Ino

Kento Nanami

[hellcifrogs]

I had these adorable backstage pics and kept thinking... What could make them even better? ...wlw!

[chososcamgirl]

me tbh

[kil9]

D-24; love doesn't kiss, love only bites !!!

[giggly-argent]

fun fact! in perfect conditions (extreme embarrassment, alone w/ Inori) Homare has a good chance of speaking instead of signing!

fun fact²! edgy disasterous bisexuals have unlimited access to TNT!

[skania]

Me: I think I'm truly over Naruto now. At last! Also me: SasuIno would've had twins, the boy would obviously be named Inosuke but the girl would be named Sachino because Sa(suke) + (Ita/Inoi)chi + (I)no and —

[dandelionandkrindle]

thinking abt how jaina loved arthas and he caused mass destruction, endless pain and suffering for countless and she also loves arcane magic which was developed as a weapon (mana bombs) to also cause mass destruction, endless pain and suffering for countless :^)

[ama-tera]

A thought:

How do you think Ino and Sai choose their future partner? They looked for a naked belly of course! They were pulled to each other with their bellies like magnets 😆

And in adult life, Ino is in charge of a naked belly (as it's a foundation of their relationship), because Sai's subordinates paid too much attention to his, and he had to cover it 😆

[brighteuphony]

Hi! I really like the way you handled Ino and Sakura's reunion. Its nice to see Ino not forgive her, because really, she doesn't have to. Straight away or at all. I feel like a lot of people are forgiven straight away in fanfictions, media or real life, or its expected of them, and I like that this isn't the case. In the same breath, I do understand Sakura's reasonings, but she deserved that entire slap. Thank you for sharing!

Tysm!! And I agree! I'm a big fan of consequences of actions- and Sakura (in my au) is absolutely guilty of quite a few actions that need some heavy consequences. And Ino might forgive her, but she's going to need time and space to figure out whether she wants to reignite any sort of relationship with someone who was willing to let her think she was dead for four years.

Ultimately, I understand why they do that in anime (especially in an action-oriented shounen) but I do enjoy exploring these character's narratives in a separate space and it's always really fun imagining how these interactions will go!

And thank you so much for hanging out in Naruto brainrot land with me!

[just-jordie-things]

not sure if i love ino because he looks like my boyfren or if i love my boyfren because he looks like ino… LOL

BUT IMAGINE- hear me out- imagine nanami basically has a daughter (you can’t tell me that man doesn’t radiate girl-dad) and she’s around ino’s age… and they get along great !! he just didn’t know nanami was her keeper…

so when our sweet bby ino knocks on the door to pick up his hot-date (yes he did tell nanami about the date he has with a cutest chick he’s ever seen), he’s shittin bricks when he sees nanami open the door hehehe

(i feel that my bf lowkey looked like ino too but then he cut his hair and he's got more of a nanami style now.... no complaints :3)

ok but we gotta remember just HOW important nanami is to ino. he respects him SO much that he would only go to him for his Grade One status, no one else was good enough.

and they're fairly close so ino mentions in passing that he's got a date tonight with a girl he's been talking to for a while and reeeeaallyy likes. nanami kinda rolls his eyes a bit at just how much he gushes about this cute and funny and witty girl, but he finds it endearing that the younger sorcerer has someone to be so enamored with.

until that moment comes when he opens the door and there's ino with a bouquet of flowers in his hands and looking like he's going to shit a brick right there on the doorstep.

"(y/n) is y- your-?"

poor guy can't even finish the question, his finger hanging in the air as he points at nanami and in that moment sees the family portrait hanging on a wall in the entryway.

nanami, on the other hand, hasn't said a word. and he thinks maybe he could just stand there and stare ino down until he turns and runs. but ino stays. silent and terrified, but he stays there nonetheless.

"dad, you're gonna freak him out. do you mind?"

you somehow snap ino out of his fearful haze, making him brighten as he hands you the flowers. you gush and smile as you admire them, but it's hard to properly thank him with your father still lingering at the door.

it only takes one sharp look (which ino should have recognized as a nanami signature glare sooner) as you pass the flowers to your father for him to finally take the hint.

"these will need a vase and water, you got it?"

you're not rude with your words, but there is an order laced in with your sweet tone that ino can't help but notice. even more shocking, nanami actually takes the flowers and nods back at you.

it's still a bit of a struggle to leave the house.

"i want you back by ten"

"i'm an adult!"

"fine. eleven then"

ino's lucky nanami likes him. but it is awkward for a while at work. he's definitely more careful with the way he talks about you now that he knows nanami's your dad and could kill him and make it look like an accident with no problem.

[delzinrowe]

WORD COUNT: ~408 WARNINGS: Talks about pads. F!Reader!

Takuma Ino is a great boyfriend. He might not always be the smartest individual in the room, but he tries.

So you can’t really say you’re all that surprised when you asked him to bring you pads with wings and he ended up coming home with a pack of pads and two boxes with each 18 pieces of chicken wings.

“Babe, I asked you to get pads with wings.” You roll your eyes and all he can do is look at you baffled and confused. That’s what he got you, pads with wings.

“But I did. Here’s the pads and here’s some wings.”

“No, Takuma… pads with wings.” You repeat but he remained stupefied, unable to follow you when he had clearly done exactly as you asked him.

“But I did…” He starts once again, “I got you pads–”, he gestures to the pack of maxi pads (at least he got the right brand) before he gestures to the chicken wings “–with wings.”

He’s unbelievably adorable when he’s bewildered like this and you can’t help but let out a laugh. Much to his displeasure.

“I don’t know what else you want, I got you pads with wings.” You can hear it in his voice. He’s starting to get frustrated.

To diffuse the situation you take a step forward and reach for his hand. He lets you, because after all he’s in love with you, he wouldn’t refuse being close to you, not even when he’s irritated.

“Thank you for getting me pads– with wings.” You say, and honest to any deity out there you’re trying so hard to stifle your laughter. 

When you kiss his lips he instantly melts against you, all his frustration gone as if it never existed. You appreciate his effort, you thanked him, you kissed him. He’s happy with himself, he did something right, even if he still doesn’t understand why you made such a big deal about it when everything was correct.

It’s only months later when he buys another pack of pads for you that he realizes what’s actually written on the lower part of the package. ’42 pads with wings’

But he doesn’t tell you that felt embarrassed as hell, he doesn’t tell you that he finally figured it out. Instead he keeps stopping at the chicken place and continues to bring you two boxes of chicken wings whenever you ask him for pads with wings. 

Thus a tradition was born.

[veryinnovative]

hiiii ino do you have any mermaid reg brainrot for us today? <3

ok ok ok OK this has been marinating like good chicken in my inbox but i was thinking of smth funny where james performs a nice gesture that is heavily misinterpreted as a courting request like @shimshimshirrie once mentioned. he offers to gently clean regulus' gills and i don't know maybe this sort of 'grooming' is either done by yourself, other random fish, or your partner and it flusters regulus HEAVILY

james picking up some shiny, beautiful rock or shell he found on the beach and giving it to regulus which almost makes him fold in two because oh my god he is being courted you simply cannot convince him otherwise! so in return he croons/sings him a mating song and james, god bless his soul, is just like :)):D! pretty! beautiful, was that just for me?

and so james gets himself a mermamid bf

[fanby-fckry]

It’s not Wednesday, but UH3 brainrot has once again consumed me.

I’m supposed to be catching up on Ace Alastor Week, and instead I’m writing ahead in the Season 1 fic.

Sneak peek below, heed the tags.

Content Warning: self harm*, blood, references to canon-typical violence, implied/referenced child abuse, inconsistent terminology regarding sex and gender**

*Whether or not this is self harm could probably be up for debate, but I, personally, consider it to be a form of self harm. Please put your own health and safety first; read with caution of feel free to keep scrolling. Stay safe, readers.

**Alastor sometimes conflates sex and gender because he just doesn’t think about or care what people have in their pants. He grew up in a time where the two were considered interchangeable; while he knows neither sex nor gender are static/that not everyone matches up with the gender they were assigned and will call a trans person by their chosen name/pronouns, gender them correctly, and treat them exactly like he’d treat anyone else, he still gets the terms a little mixed up from time to time. He wouldn’t gatekeep someone based on their transition status, because the physical state of someone else’s body isn’t his concern unless he’s actively in the process of killing them. And even then, he’s not focused on sex characteristics of any kind.

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“And all this time, I thought it was mere population control!” Alastor ranted ino the private connection. He was pacing across his meticulously sound-proofed hotel room while his shadow flew from wall to wall.

“Well,” Lucifer began, but Alastor wasn’t done speaking and didn’t care for being interrupted.

“Ha!” Alastor laughed, threading a hand through his own hair. “Can you blame me?” he asked.

A rhetorical question, but Lucifer gave his best attempt at answering. “It is p-”

“They’ve got no style, no finesse! And barely any skill!” Alastor’s shadow curled its claws into fists, and Alastor removed his hand from his hair to keep himself from pulling it or digging his claws into his scalp as he felt the urge to do the same.

“Year after year, decade after decade, it’s nothing but artless, soulless slaughter!” Alastor laughed again, manic, hysterical, and lacking any and all joy. “Is it any wonder I assumed it was simply a mindless masacre?”

“Alastor-”

“Entertainment…” Alastor dug his claws into the inside of his palm, attempting to ground himself with the pain.

“If killing Sinners for one’s own entertainment is so damned Holy, then why is he in Heaven while I’m down here?” Alastor demanded, static rising in his voice. “Why, one could argue that he’s worse than I am!”

“He’s certainly killed more Sinners than I have by now, considering how long the Exterminations have been in effect.” Hell’s history books were patchy at best, and Lucifer only talked about his – and by extension, Hell’s – past in vague, non-specific terms, often while drunk or sentimental. Or both.

Alastor’s claws began to draw blood. “And from the combination of what Charlie and Lilith and you have all told me, he’s a vulgar, disrespectful chauvinist!”

The pain no longer felt like an anchor. It was fuel on the fire that was the rage burning within him, the wrath he felt at the injustice of it all.

“My mother raised me to be a gentleman,” Alastor said. “Any disrespect I show is based on a woman's actions, not her sex. But Adam expected Lilith to bend to his whims simply on the basis of her gender! He talked down to Charlie, likely on the same logic!”

“And yes, I kill because I enjoy it, but I’m selective with my victims! I enact vengeance on behalf of the weak and vulnerable! In life, I corrected the injustices of a corrupt system, and in death I punish those already Damned by their sins!”

Blood was seeping through Alastor’s knuckles. He pushed his claws deeper, sinking them into the meat of his palms.

“So why…?” There were bloodstains on the carpet. Niffty would be quite upset if she learned that the blood was Alastor’s rather than one of his meals’.

“Why?” Alastor repeated, barely audible above his own feedback. His cheeks were wet. He must have gotten blood on them at some point.

Everything was silent for a moment, save for the static Alastor couldn’t reign in.

Then, Lucifer spoke. “It’s complicated,” he said, quietly.

Alastor made an animalistic sound deep in the back of his throat, something between a growl and a whimper. But he let the Devil speak.

“I don’t know the particulars, but murder and vengeance are both Damnable sins.”

“Then why isn’t he Damned,” Alastor said through gritted teeth. “Why hasn’t Adam Fallen?”

Lucifer sighed. “Nepotism?”

Alastor laughed. “Oh, that’s rich coming from you!”

“What the fuck do you mean by that?” Lucifer asked, his volume increasing. “My Father kicked me out of Heaven for falling in love with Lilith and for daring to dream of a world where humanity wasn’t bound by eternal ignorance.”

“And he gave you a kingdom!” Alastor swung his arms, flinging blood across the room with the sheer force of the movement. “He let you and Lilith elope when he could’ve smited you both! Do you think he’d give the same courtesy to his other angelic children, or do the rumors of you being his favorite son hold true, hm, Lightbringer?”

The radio began to smoke and glow with a faint golden light.

“Get that name out of your fucking mouth, Alastor.”

Alastor ignored him, ignored the projections of his power.

“My father never would’ve shown me such benevolence if I’d disobeyed him the way you did yours.” Alastor moved to inspect the bloodstains on the walls. “And the best thing he ever gave me was a lesson in the inherent cruelty of man.”

[quirked-catastrophe]

Okay Nanami brainrot real here. I just realized something

Nanami refused to request Ino for promotion because he knew that the higher ups were sending people on missions higher than their assigned grades. He was protecting Ino. Nanami knew that Ino could handle grade 1 curses and wanted him to stay grade 2 so if the higher ups sent him on a grade 1 case he would still be safe. Rather than Ino being grade 1 and sent on a special grade case.

In a way Nanami manipulated Ino’s trust and admiration of him, knowing that he would only accept a recommendation from Nanami. All for the sake of keeping Ino safe.