#insert feral meme here

[aeviare]

On anon only because I'm on my personal blog but it's @gentle-refrain Tiff I LOVE YOU and your Aether, you have always made me feel so happy and safe on Tumblr- your Aether is one of the best and you are one of the best. Forever someone I will treasure!! Ilu!!! Platonic soulmate!!!!

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can’t reply, I just have to read it and post it.

[chronicowboy]

guys he was literally in the room

[ryniadora]

So Honkai continues to be a dedicated husbando simulator. Whoever on the dev team keeps purposely churning out B tier waifus so they can dedicate their whole ass to beautiful men deserves a raise if not a sainthood.

Am I going to roll for a 4 star? You bet your britches I am no matter what 5 star he's with.

looking disrespectfully

[chuuyascumsock]

Hello. Maybe Dazai with breeding kink?

Here’s me with unfiltered thoughts instead of a Drabble because I’m in a goofy mood:

“He’s in heat, guys.” *Insert werewolf meme* Afab Reader || Minors DNI

Ok, so I don’t think Dazai is necessarily the type to want children considering the “issues galore” he has going on. But the thought of fucking his cum into your greedy pussy is enough to send this man into a feral spiral. Like, I’m talking— drilling into your tight cunt until you’re crying from the overstimulation and squirting on his cock type of feral.

Favorite position for him is obviously the mating press so his cum doesn’t spill from your starving pussy— and let me just say— nobody folds you better than this dude over here. Don’t even get me started on the way his fingers grip tight enough into the fat of your thighs to leave bruise marks as he thrusts into you with sweet sultry words spilling from his lips through pants.

“Fuck, you take my cock so well, I can feel your sweet pussy sucking me in.”

“Can’t wait to fuck my cum into your womb until you’re crying those pretty little eyes out and stuffed with my kids.”

Bonus points if you pout and beg how much you wanna make him a “daddy”.

Maybe kids don’t sound like such a bad idea to him after all… 👀

[zhongrin]

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bless you op

thank you for the food. very delicious. will come again

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someone hold me i'm about to go feral

i need [character] to hold me

i am gobbling this like a starved squirrel who forgot to stock food throughout winter

iwillnotsimpiwillnotsimpiwillnotsim- i'm simping

i'm so normal about this. totally.

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[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

I'm gonna give you all (and at the same time, write It all down for my future self) an inside of how my writing process works feat. ADHD and sponsored by the autistic hyperfixation of the moment

*insert Professor Layton puzzle music*

Picture the #daddy Odysseus AU/Astyanax lives, now think about the timeline, how does that work? Allow me to bring up the following points/establish some sort of timeline:

-The kid must be ten years old by the time Odysseus reach Ithaca or the math won't be mathing and we can't have that

-This whole scenario must be as much Canon Compliant as possible. "But Morgan, the Odyssey has many adaptations!" Well my fellow Tumblr users, that's why we are sticking to Epic: The Musical; that, greek mythology and the power of fanfic make a dangerous yet powerful combination. And memes, a lot of memes.

-Keep in mind Zeus wants Astyanax dead because "it's the will of the gods", aka I'm inmortal and bored and it's way more dramatic this way

-Poseidon wants him dead because Zeus wants him dead. Odysseus, dude, how do you dare to defy a god's orders by keeping a baby alive???

-So the father and son duo has pissed off two major gods, Eurylochus is having an aneurism, Polited welcomes the kid with Open Arms (evil laugh)

-The musical goes as we know but with a toddler, chaos guys, chaos everywhere, so much things to write...

-My brain keeps telling me Astyanax starts teething by the time they leave the island in the sky, so not only have Odysseus to keep an eyes on the bag-that-does-not-contain-treasure he also is kept awake by a crying baby

-Tiresias is quite surprised that Odysseus keep the kid but this is greek mythology and at this point, in John Mulaney's wise words, this may as well happen.

-Little Astyanax can't not hold a sword because it's way too heavy for him, but the Odyssey is dangerous so let's give him a KNIFE and a BOW

-Also he's sassy, like, really sassy

-Odysseus is doing what he can, but lmao, try to raised someone in the middle of the Odyssey

-Let's pepper in some beautiful moments of paternal love because that's why we are here

-Odysseus has the mission to raise this kid with the perfect balanced of the Ruthlessness nad Open Arms philosophies, which is complicated because he is busy dealing with crysis after crysis and it's also hypocrital of him, he's way more ruthless with every day it passes.

-To maximize ✨DRAMA✨, Astyanax must learn about what happened in Troy and who he is (because guys, this is greek mythology, let's make it dramatic)

-Astyanax's opinion of the gods is quite cynic (can't blame him *cough cough* Zeus *cough cough*), but he still likes a few

-Because of the point above, this smol boy filled with rage and raised by Odysseus (dangerous combination) it's going to have a certified teenage rebellion and flee away in the middle of the night™ after facing Scylla and right before Mutiny and Thunder Bringer. This way, he can have a yelling match with his father figure, and Odysseus will face his crew alone etc

-I'm still working out in the how, but Astyanax will go back to Circe's island, and Circe will give out some really good advice and a power up, maybe even Hermes would stir up the pot a bit because damm, this shit is hilarious may as well fuck it all up a bit more.

-Astyanax reunites with Odysseus while he is fighting Charybdis, beautiful father and son moment blah blah blah, Astyanax is still salty (cuz they are in the middle of the sea hehe) but the time away has allowed him to rethink stuff. He is also a little shit and always has been so expect a lot of jokes and dark humour about Troy (coping mechanisms and all that). Odysseus could barely handle his sarcasm before, now he has no chance, he rather fight Poseidon blindfolded.

-Talking about Mr Why Did You Blind My Son, they faced him together.

-As the chaotic little shit he is, Astyanax assists Telemachus in his fight against the suitors. Telemachus does not know who this feral kid is but this is not the moment to ask questions.

-Athena loves the little shit, much to her surprised.

-Angst with Happy Ending because of the power of fanfic and headcanons

-Everything else after this point is slice of life feat. comedy

-Odysseus and Athena reconcialiation of we riot feat. Telemachus' face when he realizes who his friend was.

-Maybe a young man Astyanax decides to reclaim his throne helped by Telemachus and backed up by Ithaca?

[rachi-roo]

THE ART QUEEN HAS OPENED ART REQUESTS-- (Insert meme 'WOOOO'). Can I please request lee! Sigma from Bungou Stray Dogs (I just wanna give him a hug, mannn) and ler... your sona! (Ps you literally have such a cool sona, like damn she looks so soft but so devious). I am wayyyy too shy to reblog your stuff (Because this site won't let you reblog shit anonymously :D), but I can offer spamming you inbox with messages of me going feral over your art instead LMAO- Remember, take as long as you want and decline if you need, no worries! Bye byeeeee!

Uwaaaaa! A big kith for you, dust bunny!!! ♪(´ε｀*)💗 That's so sweet of you to say! Aaaand here's your little Sigma!

He guessed wroooong, oh deary me 🤭

Gambling man had a lot on the line today, uh oooh~ He's quite the wriggler, but he's such a well behaved lee, he got all the hugs and snacks afterwards 🥰

6 hours of work! I love how this one turned out SO much! Bro got me looking up gow to open commissions! 🤩 I definitely should be charging for this kind of work XD I got so into it!!!!

Click for quality and please reblog fellas! Love you dust bunny, shy little creature youuuu~ 😚💕💗💕💗💕

[f1xwers]

I will never get tired of writing chewis and including queerplatonic chestappen. It is such a powerful dynamic that truly makes my brain worms go wild.

Checo and Lewis being disgustingly in love with each other while Max bullies these loser old men who are always sending each other heart eyes (he's secretly their #1 fan but would rather die than admit it).

Max being extremely protective of Checo because that's his teammate and he'll be damned if anyone hurts or upsets him. He has threatened Lewis repeatedly over if he ever breaks Checo's heart. The first couple of times Lewis was mildly offended that Max thought he would ever hurt Checo but later he was just impressed and endeared that the Mexican has someone who will fight tooth and nail for him.

What Lewis doesn't know is that Max will also fight tooth and nail for him as well because that's his rival and only HE can bully Lewis like that (and he has 100% gotten into fistfights over it).

Lewis watching from afar as this Dutch gremlin snuggles up to his boyfriend insert my boyfriend's boyfriend meme here and just sighs tiredly, resigned to his fate. (He's secretly fond of Max but would also rather die than admit it!) He's just kind of accepted that Max will always be there and eventually gets used to it to the point where he starts spoiling Max too. Whenever he sees something that reminds him of Max or he thinks the Dutchman would like, he gets it for him and just tosses it at his face. Max hisses and scowls at him like a feral cat every single time but accepts the gifts nonetheless.

Both of them constantly bickering with each other as they spoil Checo. Max makes it a competition and tries to piss off Lewis; Lewis knows Max does it to piss him off and absolutely refuses to let him win.

Checo watches these shenanigans from afar and is just, absolutely endeared by these WDCs who are always fighting for his affection. He loves these losers so, so much and would burn down the world for them. Despite their antics and posturing, Checo is the fiercest and most protective of the three, but people fail to see it because he's always so calm and a mediator between these two bold and tenacious personalities.

But the second that anybody dares to talk badly about Lewis and/or Max or about his relationships with them though? Someone will get torn to fucking shreds.

AND AND AND the best part is that this very same dynamic can easily be transferred to Lewcostappen but the intensity just gets dialed up by like a thousand, and it's definitely a sight to see.

[toffeebrew]

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- Suggestive/Sexual Humor (I don't typically make these jokes myself, but will rb stuff with these jokes in it).

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#toffeeFANGIRLING going feral over fictional characters LMFAO

I also use #suggestive or #cw suggestive for suggestive humor and #cw [insert content warning here] (my most common ones being cw blood) and #sancest/#sanship

Here are my interests, they're subject to change:

JRWI (riptide & the suckening mostly)

Vtubers!! (🔅🎩 of holo en!!)

UTMV

And sometimes other stuff! (PJSK, genshin impact, SPN, etc.)

Updated: 8/11/2024

[doctorloup]

Your Irregularly Scheduled Audiodrama Sunday Post I am running out of titles for these

Audiodrama Sunday, OK let’s get this in before recording time. Amelia Project: THOSE PIRATE ACCENTS and damn that was a haunting glass harmonica episode right there. The music in this series is consistently excellent. Loved the little snatch of Mozart from the Interviewer as well. R.E. Dracula: Chaos energy casting of the Demeter Captain has already launched a thousand ships by which I mean TMA-based tumblr memes. Ethics Town: be like "Hey did Episode 3 upset you? strap in for Episode 4 lol". I have been speed-binging WOE.BEGONE after some feral woebegoblins insisted I give it another try. This was an Experience. No, I will not elaborate. Wake of Corrosion and CellarLetters have both decided to choose Season Finale Cliffhanger Violence, thank you gentlemen, I look forward to worrying about your characters for the next <insert amount of time here>,

LevianPod: Good heavens, that was…I need a cold shower. Absolute scenes.

Anyway, they’re crowdfunding, so chuck them a dolla if you want to hear an arrogant fuckboy be exiled to a creepy island for being sinfully horny and gay by his homophobic sister who is played by Beth Eyre with exasperated domme energy.

To be honest you can hear that now (https://levian.pinecast.co/episode/a25aee9b/oath), yeet the dolla for more of that. Also there’s a Shark Wife Pirate Captain. Doo doo doo Shark Wife. Lady Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo.

[hyunsvngs]

*insert beggar's meme*

I'm sure I'm not the only one who asked but... Could you please post the pictures of binnie and lixie happy trails PLEASE I need them for my sanity 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 (idk if anyone else has happy trails in skz but I go feral omg)

hello… sooo here’s lix

and i’m so fucking sorry to be me but i went looking in the exact video where i saw bin’s (s class intro dance practice video) and i keep getting distracted by jisung. i’m so sorry to be me but i genuinely cannot focus on anything else BUT that is the video. it is a blink and you will miss it moment but god the happy trail is THERE

♡ juno

[kamiversee]

both of my lips screamed the moment utahime was mentioned

Utahime my love my joy my pride my soul my one and only MY WIFE👅👅

And gojo in this chapter was so yummy chat I dropped to my knees in the middle of my room PLLLSSSSS WHY DOESNT TUMBLR LET ME ADD ANY IMAGES😖 the SpongeBob licking meme was me guys

Im so

Thirsty

For gojo chat imma cry I NEED HIM SO BAD *insert aggressive licking *

Chat. Gojo is making me go feral I repeat GOJO IS MAKING ME GO FERALLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯😨

GOJO PLEASE IM RIGHT HERE PLEASE CHOOSE ME PLEASE 😖😫😖😩😭😭😭😭👅👅👅🫦🫦🫦🫦

im growling in the middle of my room like a damn dog. 🐕

please gojo one chance

fry my lips on a pan and eat them pleaze 😭🫦

-🍦

HELP MEE, I’ve always loved my bby Utahime. She’s so cute and UGSHIWHWOA

& if you liked Gojo in tht chapter, ur gonna LOVE him in the next few :P

[cherry-flavoured-thot]

Would you be willing to write some Askr? I have been a simp since he first appeared and the recent video has me going feral over his ginormous mantits

i have many hcs, the horn is under the cut

Askr:

-Askr is wanted by the funny police because he makes too many dad jokes and puns all the time. He also does the elbow nudge thingy and exaggerated winking. If his s/o sighs or groans, he just laughs while remarking he'll have to get new material to make them laugh again next time.

-He has no filter. Says the cheesiest things in front of other people, "good morning to the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the shiniest of jewels in a box of stones." No he will not stop, he will shout his love for his s/o from the rooftops.

-Absolutely is the type to pick his s/o up by the waist to move them out of the way. No he doesn't do it to anyone else, just them. "You could have asked me to move!" He could have, but his wide grin every time they look at him after he does it indicates he enjoys their reactions too much.

-He likes to have little outings with his s/o and Ash, yes he calls it family time. No he will not call it something else. It brings a tear to his eye to his daughter and partner getting along. (He says this loudly, and proudly. Every time.)

-Ash btw is his second opinion for any gifts he gets for his s/o. He nods along to every thing she suggests. (they are both hopeless sometimes LMAO)

-He is super affection, has his arm around his s/o shoulder a lot, or their waist. Or he's holding their hand. He gives out lots of hugs, they are very comfy and warm, would recommend.

-*insert i know his dick is big meme here* no but seriously. It's huge. To the point where he's incredibly conscious of making sure his s/o is prepared. He likes to take things slow, and take a lot of time with foreplay.

-Which he loves. He will happily chill out between his s/o's thighs, and take in their pleasured sighs as he runs his tongue along their sex. If they praise him all the better.

-He has a praise kink, but he's also good at giving praise. s/o struggling to take all of his cock? "you're doing such a good job just a little more." "That's it just a little more now, you're being so good for me."

[ginsoakedgirl80]

This festivities scene was everything

The tension in their walk to meet up on the bridge is so *insert feral meme here*

a rabbit lamp of course

The fireworks are a metaphor for

just make out already aaaa

[bonefall]

https://discover.grasslandbeef (.com) /blog/novolone-cheese-dairy-free-bone-marrow-cheese-recipe/

Heres a bone marrow recipe with 0 butter, it was the one i was looking at. It seems that it just uses the plantains as a mushy base but i didn't know if the clans have access to anything that can be mushified. I was also thinking if my clans have access to milk (one clan lives on mountains and are known for knocking goats over cliffs to kill them, although its dangerous since you can be the one thrown over instead) but i havent researched that entirely. And about the eggs, I actually did have that written down (its called Balut iirc), fermenting things by burying them came up a LOT and stuffing large organs like stomachs to cook whole came up too. Pemmican seems like something the clans would also eat, since its just dried meat, berries, and fat.

DEFINITELY gonna use that marrow recipe as a butter substitute, it seems like the marrow alone can be used as a butter... unsure about the cheese though, the plantain seems like a very important ingredient there as a binding agent, and my cats don't have those.

Could apples or pears be used instead? I don't think blackberries would have that same "consistency."

On Milk

It's in the realm of possibility for everyone else's Clans who live on farms or have a good relationship with feral goats to collect milk! Difficult, considering their paws aren't particularly dexterous, but possible if they figured out a good grip. Feral cats who live near elephant seals are also actually able to steal milk irl-- that's because an elephant seal nipple lactates in 'bursts' with no kneading required.

But my Clan cats will never have milk for two reasons

They don't like to spend time around humans or steal from them, unless they're SkyClan. Living too close to humans and their pets stresses them out. So Warrior Bites recipes will never use them, because they would not have a culinary use for things they do not encounter.

The logistics of taking milk are difficult. They'd need to keep the animal still, milk them into a bucket, and then be able to run with that container (possibly jumping over obstacles). Since my cats aren't living directly alongside these animals, they don't have technological development towards this. Maybe as a dare! But not enough to get used in official recipes.

I also just, personally, really don't like the idea of trying to force Clan Culture into being an arbitrary reflection of ours. I sometimes do funny little tidbits, memes, or jokes, y'know? Especially for names (in both English and Clanmew) because I love puns and it eventually becomes its own word. But something as big as including dairy products as a base ingredient in official Warrior Bites entries completely defeats the point of my project.

I'm not trying to reverse engineer human food for cats, like, make "versions" of popular people junk foods that they would never come up with if they weren't just mimicking twolegs. I wanna make Clan cat food. I wanna make food that's 75% what a cat in this culture would whip up if you gave them a brain and fire and only 25% still palatable to humans.

(examples of suggestions I get frequently that are a hard no: pizza, hot pockets, noodles, sandwiches, insert random farm vegetable, candy, plant-based dishes that contain absolutely no meat)

But!! This is taking my Clan's cultures into consideration! It makes perfect sense to have milk AND evolve lactose tolerance if your Clan's culture is keeping livestock! Be that their own herds, or living in tandem with human farms, etc.

ShepherdClan would be a serious vibe.

Stomachs, Balut, Pemmican

I ABSOLUTELY plan to make dishes that are like haggis, where you take a big organ, stuff it full of meat, and then roast the whole thing. A++++ S-rank stuff. That's exactly the sort of thing they'd get up to.

ShadowClan in particular also likes to experiment with fermentation, so I want to eventually give them "ratwurst" lmao, sausages made from the intestines of rats, packed with meats, and then fermented until hard.

Balut is an egg in late embryonic development. You get a little bite of yolk and a big bite of meat! It's absolutely something the Clans would get up to. Traditionally this is done with ducks, which are everywhere in the part of England so I can definitely imagine Clan cats stealing a couple eggs 'that won't even be missed.'

But you know what I'm going to do? Clan cats LOVE doing this with cuckoo eggs most of all. Especially in ThunderClan and SkyClan. They'll inspect the nests of songbirds, and if they see a cuckoo, just take it and incubate it themselves. Just enough until it's maximum delicious.

They have a cultural love of songbirds, so they have a vested interest in protecting them from brood parasites which kill the other eggs.

And pemmican? Totally a ThunderClan thing. Funfact I decided that it's Ivypool's favorite food, she seems like she'd like something a little chewy.

[tinypandacakes]

this might be too unhinged but it reminded me of häschen and i wanted to share okay 😭😭😭

Omg 😆 it is totally her though lol!

König: *offers orgasms and yummy food and homemade bread*

Häschen: *insert grumpy/feral noises here*

Thanks for sharing, I love seeing memes that remind people of my fic (even unhinged and silly ones ;3)