Happy 100 followers! I don’t know if you’re okay with writing myc or not but hear me out, afab reader and myc are having a long slow makeout session while his tentacles explores their body 😏🍄
(The fact this got sent in right around or seconds before I posted my other Myc celebration ask is hilarious)
You’re dragging your feet, making your way up the steps of the brownstone Myc owns, minutes away from work over in Alexandria and the equivalent of an oasis to you, a beacon of home and love and hot sex. You’re a simple person.
Unlocking the door and entering the house, popping the alarm system off then back on again while kicking off your shoes fades in a blur. Coat and bag get hung up and keys left in the catch-all dish near the door, your frame languid and dropped in malaise. Brains as fuzzy as a brand new carpet.
“Oh look, my favorite person!” Myc calls from the other room, seeing you enter the main living area from his cushy, oversized bean bag chair. “Fuck you look a mess - do I need to go get my machete back from Glenn?”
"no - wait, you gave him the machete?"
"yeah, and?" He feigns nonchalance, raising flagella in a come hither motion that brings you forth, waving you in like a siren to the sea and lulling you into the safety of his embrace, "he wanted it, better get it back though, I bought that shit brand new."
You make a noise of indignance, a brow raising at his words once he coils himself around you and pulls you closer to him to sit upon his lap and where he sits upon the beanbag chair. "You know you stole it."
"Damn right I did."
You let out a bark of a laugh, sudden and unexpected and get nudged by Myc teasingly who you shove back, nudging him with an elbow as he grunts, shoving you in return before tugging you in closer. Myc’s silent for a moment, a rarity, and rubs the surface of his orb against the top of your head before you break and speak.
"You ever seen a brand new machete?"
“No?”
“Okay see - that’s where I keep wondering if there’s just some secret pre-owned machete market.” You exclaim before his tendril-like flagella brush against your skin, rising at the spot where your shirt has ridden up, growing bashful even though it’s something so regular and frequent between the two of you it’s instinctual, wanting to be touching some part of one another at all times.
Even though he wouldn’t admit it, petulant fuck.
“You never see one clean or without like a decades worth of rust.”
“I don’t like the fact you’re right.” He says, stagnant voice making you giggle and prompting him to twine flagella and tendrils around you, sneaking up your shirt and across your belly. “You never do.” Is muttered into the base of his stalklike neck, breathier than intended but fun nonetheless as you feel him shudder around you and twitch.
“Like that, huh?” You murmur, placing a languid and lazy kiss against him and feeling him speak through, smirking against him. “You can fuck right off.”
“Invitation accepted.”
Your hands move to reposition yourself, Myc’s tendrils acquiescing and helping support your weight while you get settled, thighs around his base while flagella wrap around your arms and thighs, one curling around the slope of your neck. Arms wrap themselves around him on the underside of his orb, allowing you to curl up in his lap and feel him love on you while you get him flushed and literally glowing.
Dotting kisses about his body, you tease with little pecks and airy huffs that he bitches and complains at, still stripping you of your clothing all the while in the most stubborn manner, moaning through curses as you lick a stripe across his surface and chuckle against him, grinding down with a grin.
He can’t kiss back but he more than makes up for it in the way he squeezes and presses you, molding your body like softened polymer clay, baking you in the warmth blooming in your belly as Myc moves a tendril between your legs after you bite at him.
“Gotta’ play fair, doll.” Myc rolls, nudging your nose with a bump of his cap before he pulls your underwear aside and toys with you, getting your mouth open and gasping wetly against his skin. You mark him up with your teeth and soothe the sting with kisses and kitten licks, rocking back and forth against him and whining as he brushes sensitive, well memorized spots.
Pulling back, he takes you in and you’re dazed, pupils blown and face warm and absolutely downright horny. God he loves you.
“Myc,” You coo, trailing a palm up and down a tendril before pumping it in your fist, watching him groan and his orb shift, resembling a freshly shaken snow globe, “you know we never play fair.”
He slots a tendril in you and matches your pace and mocks your moan, mirroring it back in a whiny tone before he rubs the lip of his cap against your forehead, chuckling while he uses his flagella coiled around your waist to fuck himself with you, like a well-loved fleshlight.
“Don’t I know it - It’s so much more fun that way.”
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I revamped my old human Myc design- trying extra hard to keep the "looks like he owns several discord kittens" energy
I kept it 99% the same, just changed the hair a bit- these r both the same design the face is just different (I'm still deciding how I want it to look) the socks and sandals are a vibe but I also love the tennis shoes
The eyes in the top right corner I love too
Earlier in my blog I go in depth on how I nailed down his design (I'll reblog for easy access)
Kind criticism is encouraged on this post 🔫 character design means a lot to me
kiss kiss <3
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Talking a bit about “Inside Job”
Inside Job is a Netflix Original show created by Shion Takeuchi. In this show, conspiracy theories are real and the moon landing is fake.
I absolutely love the show!! I got obsessed with it, and kinda binge-watched it in four days (I have a life, I swear). I cannot stress the awesomeness of it enough.
My absolute favourite characters have to be Andre and Myc. I highkey ship them.
Episodes five and six have to be my favourite ones. I got to see a lot of Myc in episode five, and a lot of Andre in six.
I recommend the show for people who are fans of Family Guy, Big Mouth/Human Resources and/or other adult animations.
TL;DR: you have to watch it. There’s drug-addicted Koreans and horny mushrooms.
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Another thing about "inside job" is I wish they came up with more gags around Myc being such a nonhuman thing, instead of just writing him as a rude edgy human. Bender on Futurama was also an asshole, but dialog and visual humor were also constantly fueled by the fact that he was a robot, and they never ran out of weird biology gags for Zoidberg either. Myc is a telepathic fungus, but it comes up so rarely it's like they must forget about it entirely for whole episodes. They'll even have things biologically affect him like he has completely human physiology too; he's affected by foods and smells and diseases the same as human characters. Boring 😠
It is pretty funny when they do remember though, and they finally gave him any character depth at all besides "mean and horny."
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You’re in love with toad from Mario??
BAHAHAHA no, but power to anyone who is!!! 😂💖
there's a wonderfully awful sentient mushroom character from the conspiracy theory-inspired cartoon Inside Job named Myc Cellium, AKA 'Magic Myc' 🥰💖
Myc's an outcast from a huge cluster of subterrenaen mushrooms who normally bond into a hive mind, but Myc was so psychically sensitive and bullied so much, he split off to work for the human-dominated shadow government. i kid you not, his job is to be milked of this fluid he secretes because it powers their mind-erasing devices 😳
Myc is such a great character!! he's an absolute fucking asshole and he revels in roasting anyone in his vicinity. he's able to read thoughts by touching you, but is psychic enough to pick up on your emotions even from a distance. he's canonically very kinky and down to clown in super weird ways 😂 yet he's incredibly smart and also an enormous dork, and a terribly insecure one at that - he ribs on others because he wants to be accepted so badly 💔
Inside Job is great if you love the found family trope for folks with damaged relationships and self-esteem;;; also, his design is killer, and he's voiced by Brett Gelman!! what's not to love? 🥰
everyone should give Inside Job a shot, it's so funny and didn't deserve to be cancelled. Myc is just one reason to watch, but he's a damn good one 🥺💖
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🍄 Round 1: Match 15 🍄
🍄 Vote for your Favorite Fungi! 🍄
Descriptions Below ⬇️
Todd (from Mario)
“Todd is a baby possum who has a Mushroom on his head. He is a precious darling with big, soulful eyes, and is one of the most popular characters from Drawfee.” - Submission 118
“You know who he is
You said none of the examples were not gurenteed and I really want Todd in there so submission here :]” - Submission 188
Timestamp ~ 1:25:00
Drawfee Wikia
Myc Cellium
“He’s Drugs” - Submission 148
“i like him” - Submission 214
“Myc Cellium, also known as Magic Myc or just Myc, is a psychic mushroom-like organism from a hive mind deep inside Hollow Earth. He has a dry, sarcastic demeanor and the ability to read peoples' minds. His species is responsible for giving humanity intelligence by offering their spores to ancient apes for consumption.” - Inside Job Wiki
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