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Gah. I was an engineer at SpaceX on Crew Dragon for a few years, before it launched, during which time everything I learned about real integration & test engineering was from our NASA counterparts. I am 100% serious. I was fresh out of school and instead of the job I interviewed for, I was doing certification & test engineering for life support systems and answerable directly to the folks at NASA who had contracted SpaceX for Crew Dragon. I should not have been doing that job at that age.
yeah, I walked in having drunk at least some of the kool-aid. And I got schooled by my NASA counterparts, mostly 20-30 years my senior, all Shuttle alumni, who knew too well what could go wrong and were deeply suspicious of SpaceX’s cavalier attitude. They were the ones who taught me how test engineering actually should work and with them, I developed qualification & acceptance test plans that made damn sure we weren’t going to kill any astronauts. And y’know what? We didn’t. (*knocks on wood*) Crew Dragon couldn’t have in-flight iterations like that. Even when Elon, who was less nuts at the time, suggested not doing an in-flight abort test before Demo 2 (first human launch), that idea got killed. NASA Commercial Crew really held our feet to the fire and made us do it right. (Plus, Crew Dragon was starved of resources for years in favor of Falcon Heavy - we never got budget for technician & machinist time - so we straight up couldn’t have afforded to blow up anything anyway).
So I know for a fact that SpaceX is capable of doing proper integration testing. Unfortunately, a lot of the people I worked with were basically just rocket-flavored versions of techbros, and it was very few of us pushing back on their kool-aid. Many of the ones I knew pushing back have now left.
Then the space tech arena got flooded with techbros and VC bros in the 2020-2022 timeframe when interest rates were low and Elon worship was at its peak and VCs were on a space investment hype cycle and handing out money to anyone who could hire a former SpaceX engineer and say “give us money! We’re gonna build 3D-printed rockets/mine asteroids/do earth observation that’s indistinguishable from a bunch of stuff already being done by the public sector”. And now? Now we’re reaping this “hardware engineering but make it sprint/scrum style” legacy in a way that is driving me straight up the bloody wall. Agreed with @tehnakki that you can kinda get away with some of that in LEO (especially with cubesats & the like) - but I’m still skeptical of this bc LEO is FLOODED with junk and everything that goes there adds to the burden.
See, I went from SpaceX to JPL. And we had ONE shot with Perseverance. ONE. And we had to launch and land the damn thing in the middle of a pandemic and I had to run multiple four-day-long operational readiness tests with dozens of flight ops engineers for the critical events and keep the testbed operational with 20-year-old irreplaceable hardware which was all we could afford because this mission was only ever funded to begin with because we had spare parts from Curiosity. And it worked. The first goddamn time.
Everyone hates integration & test engineers because we cost money and we know what we’re talking about and expose it when other people don’t. But we also tend to not blow up whole vehicle stacks.
the number of spacecraft failures recently has been absolutely insane and it all comes down to tech bros barging into the industry going "it's not that hard wtf is nasa so bad" and then completely skipping out on any testing
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I need to paint my characters realistically every so often. for my health. I need to see him.
#GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM#steve#time and time again#ttawebcomic#portrait#illustration#portrait illustration#digital art#my art#my ocs#character portrait#god I uhhhhhhm#he uhhhhhh#idk if. sorry I cant type with him looking at me like that#I always struggle to be like. does this actually look like a guy. does he look like someone. who could like exist. idk#idk if he does HAHAHAHHA#I wasnt really looking too much at references tbh#which is BAD dont DO THAT!!!!!!!!#I just like to test my limits...........#anyways yeah. I love hjim.#also every time I'm painting him and he doesnt have his beard on I literally feel like I'm doing something wrong#cause it's so integral to what his face looks like#so I'm always futzing around like wtf is the problem...#the problem? beard
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I wanted to clip this just to point out Fernando's amazing save, but their commentary shamefully made me laugh so hard 😭
#its so childish but so funny icl 😭#'testing the structural integrity of his underpants' STOP 😭😭😭#i keep rewatching it and giggling its too late at night for this#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1
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Chrollo a thighs, boobs or ass kinda guy?
thighs.
this discovery has been confirmed through extensive quantitative research.
there's something about the soft plushness of your thighs when you sit down while wearing shorts, or how the hem of your skirt brushes over the skin that really captures his attention. he will stare and he won't bother hiding his interest.
tights reign superior up at the top. there's no art in existence that could even compare. a useful tidbit to learn, you'll think.
interestingly enough, he compliments your physical appearance sparingly, though not due to any shyness on his part. he wants each instance to be special. painfully memorable, a stain you can never wash off.
it has to be intimate, it has to have impact. he doesn't want your heart to just flutter, he wants it to pound hard enough that it hurts. he'll draw you in close, curate a little world where no one aside from the two of you exist.
he'll settle his a hand on your knee, move it up higher in by inch.
"you're lovely," he'll murmur. then, he gives the flesh a hearty squeeze. "the curious little indents you left inside the lock, though... not so much. will you show me anything else as due compensation?"
#unfortunately lockpicking proficiency from skyrim doesn't transfer over irl#the play here is to say you're just testing the lock's integrity. gotta make sure no thieves get by! haha..#yandere chrollo x reader#not sfw#???????????? I guess#chrollo brainrot#answered#Anonymous
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's another intentionally suggestive Hotch x gn!reader scene!
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“Oh my god,” Aaron groans, voice muffled by the pillow his face is pressed into. “Don’t stop, baby, please.”
You bend at the waist to kiss the spot just behind his ear and murmur, “Yeah? Feels good?”
“That feels fucking incredible,” he affirms with another groan that reverberates through your body from the point where your hips meet. “What are you even doing back there?”
With a giggle, you mold your hands down his muscular back and explain, “It’s called petrissage, love. Part of my spa day was learning how to give a proper massage.”
“Emily got you that gift certificate for your birthday, right?”
“Mhm,” you hum, your fingers now trailing along the taut cords of muscle that make up his shoulders, the tension practically melting away beneath your touch.
“Remind me to give her a raise.”
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AH tags 🖤 @gothwifehotchner @iyv-ray24 @mrs-ssa-hotch
#it's giving “remind me to have her drug tested”#so what had happened was#we had massage rounds today for integrative med#and this is all i could think about#i cannot escape#he lives rent free in my brain#this should have stayed in my drafts#but also#kind of want to turn this into a full fic with smut?#perhaps?#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner imagine#aaron hotchner fic#aaron hotchner x reader#aaron hotchner x gender neutral reader#aaron hotch x reader#aaron hotchner x gn!reader#criminal minds imagine#aaron hotchner fanfiction#aaron hotch hotchner#aaron hotch imagine#aaron hotch fanfiction#hotch x reader#hotch x gender neutral reader#hotch x gn!reader#criminal minds
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i have something to say 👩🏽🦯➡️
#the evolution in halsey’s music is what i expected from solo harry#i’ve been listening to her so much this past week or two and well. i’ve been thinking#obviously i think she’s a great artist. and the more i time i spend thinking abt it the more strongly i believe this#she’s giving me what i wanted harry styles to give me#and there’s a case to be made about artistic integrity vs art for the sake of capitalistic gain#which is where i think they primarily diverge#because with hs1 there was no real guarantee of success. commercial or critical#there was an existing (pop) fan base but none of us knew what he’d give us and whether we’d like it (enough to chart it anyway)#debuting with a 6 min rock ballad was a ballsy move and it remains one of his best work for a reason#hs1 as a body of songs will survive the test of time for a reason#it set fine line up for success with the average fan. and then he sold his soul to the devil with album 3#halsey has been on a completely different trajectory#with every album she caters less and less to critics and makes the art she Wants to make. tells the story she Wants to tell#she stopped chasing the charts a long long time and it shows in her writing!#anyway. if u get it then u get it and if you don’t then u dont#seedpost
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Hello audience. Unfortunately, I am still on my break. However, I am happy to announce that I am still alive and kicking. In fact, I decided to make use of my unemployment and revisit HTML, CSS, and JavaScript to create... A visual novel.
Good News: code is 100% reusable because I used a JSON (i do not know how that works, someone can kindly explain to me...)
Bad News: this code sucks ass, and NOTHING works except playing the story. Transitions? Doesn't work. UI/UX? Ass. Effects? Hell no... Also, 70% of the features aren't present yet I'm gonna do it later.
Oh, this is CrossDust, if you can't tell.


Dust Sans by Ask-Dusttale, Cross Sans by Jakei
I'm gonna respond to asks and do requests later (After my break is over). This is just a small update teehee.
#dsevalyappuccino#TIME TO GO INSANE IN THE TAGS!!#i hate css#i still hate css#css hell no#guys why is css so hard. ive literally been doing this for months and css is still hard#i was about to use css spritesheets for the sprites and emotions#but my ass gave up and instead i just use seperate images#GUYS!!! DISPLAY: FLEX 💪. DISPLAY: GRID?!?!#javascript i hate you tooq#i hate java script naurrrr#what do you mean DOM objects#what do YOU MEAN#also i do not understand error handling and JSON integrations#papaGPT doesn't explain anything#i don't know what I just wrote#coding???????????#kids don't be unemployed#actually maybe if you're unemployed but still making money that's great#also the sprites are just for testing purposes im probably gonna make new better ones if i chose to expand this into#a full blown anime high school visual novel project#i don't wanna think of all that story crap but then again i can just write the cringiest thing on earth
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Bend Spears: Bloodbath is a pretty good integrated strategies relic by description alone, but I thought it prudent to mention a very crucial detail about it for those unaware.

So as you would imagine, it restores 2 additional SP per attack, meaning a total of 3 if it's an offensive recovery skill, but that's not the kicker.
See, the way that it actually works is that it restores 2 additional SP per instance of damage, equaling a monstrous 4 additional SP gain per attack to specific guards, which I will elaborate on now:
Blademasters of course are defined by their trait of dealing two instances of damage, which is doubly good for their offensive-recovery-nature having lower SP costs, normally balanced out by the pace of attacking. I recently finished a run where Irene could use S3 after as little as 5 attacks.
Lord Guards recently recieved their module, which features "Attacks deal an additional 10% ATK as Arts damage," but this is applied in a separate, simultaneous instance. Which means Lappland will never be off skill.
Crushers have the interesting effect of being able to hit multiple targets at once, meaning that they can also double dip in Bloodbath if there's available targets. Ulpianus with s1 and two enemies in range will trigger every other attack, at a truly ridiculous pace because his skill activates regardless of his attack cooldown for some reason.
However for crushers... the amount of hit targets mechanically scales with block count, meaning that if you find a means to increase their block and provide them with the requisite enemies, they can gain 7 or more under the right circumstances. Not especially relevant given that any guard with that much SP will turn their foes to naught but a fine red mist, but I digress.
I love integrated strategies and breaking the game over your knee like this with the right strategy is undoubtedly a huge part of that. I'm so ecstatic for IS5!
#arknights#integrated strategies#i havent tested centurions earthshakers or reapers but theres no reason to suspect they wouldnt also benefit from the same principle
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Oh God Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach is gonna tear me into pieces and put me back together again isn't it.
Fuck here we gooooo.
#no definitely not me already crying in ch. 1 when the therapist sees right through his lies DEFINITELY NOT#definitely not heavily relating to Crowley's way of protecting himself and testing people DEFINITELY NOT#the horrors persist but fanfiction persists harder#good omens#good omens fanfiction#crowley#demonology and the tri phasic model of trauma: an integrative approach
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In the hsr office au (bless loni), I imagine myself in R&D. I can frequently be seen sitting in the lunch room, head in hands, while muttering something along the lines of "it's never gonna work.. who would even want that strong a vibrator??"
#sometimes if you walk past the room where r&d is located#you can see me repeatedly slamming a silicone dick into the table to test material integrity#if one of the guys disturbs me- i tell them theirs will be next#im sorry for imagining myself in the office au idk if it's allowed#crow screaming
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no one knew my love for them in 2018 (happy ep 15!!!)
#daisyart#daisydoodle#art#artists on tumblr#testbulb#ii#inanimate insanity#ii lightbulb#ii test tube#ii fanart#my art#digital art#i loved them so much i made ocs based on them that are now an integral part of my life. testbulb real
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literally longing for calc 1 like i'm an old woman looking at a heart shaped locket with a picture of an old lover from my youth.. please god bring me back to those days..... please just let me do derivatives and l'hopital's rule again.... (coughing blood into a handkerchief) chain rule.. please. .
#IM SOOOO SICK OF CALC 2 IM SOOOOOOO SICK OF ITTTT#IM DOING FUCKINGGGG TAYLOR SERIES AND HARMONIC SERIES P SERIES DIVERGENCE TEST INTEGRAL TEST MACLAURIN SERIES#INTERVAL OF CONVERGENCE COMPARISON TEST#im reviewing limits at infinity because i'm rusty and im like. god in comparison to what i've been doing...... this is a breeze
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I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON IN MATH HALLELUJAH THANK GOD
#mathematics genius#einstein even#just in time for my test god bless#u substitution master#definite integrals really thought they could get me down#girlblogging#women in stem
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zeller never had a chance
#the sound of music#tsomedit#filmedit#fanvid#christopher plummer#what a babe#using born hater to a tsom edit specifically for christopher plummer? there's layers to this#but also happy birthday to my fellow grumpy old man cplummz#man i had so much fun with this#mainly because i got to test out what i've learned with fusion#and how to do some integrated text#need to go back and do more with that lol#mine#mine: vid
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Save me Fugo
#Me every time I have to take a test#personal/irl posting#Last calc test Please can I get an AP 5 equivalent that's like a 75% I can do that. Please.#Integrals are my nemesis
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can i say something controversial. the way people (especially american liberals but that's a whole nother can of worms) act about animal testing is sooooooooooo unhelpful. like is cosmetic testing on dogs/rodents/primates harmful and unnecessary? yes, in many cases! but does that mean all animal testing - for any application - should be categorically banned? no. animal testing is a vital process in many, many medical and research contexts and is conducted under a very strict set of standards, ergo applying "animal abuse" as a blanket label to all instances of animal testing is reductive at best and shows a flagrant lack of understanding of medical ethics on the part of the population. and don't even get me started on how slippery of a slope it is to go from condemnation of animal testing to just flat out eugenics
#speak friend and enter#and nobody better fucking come at me with 'what if we just tested on prisoners.' that is eugenics#like i think the thing that a lot of people just refuse to wrap their heads around is that these animals are bred for this.#it's not pleasant to think about but it's the reality of the situation and is a much more favorable outcome for both humans and animals#than many of the alternatives.#animal research is integral to our current understanding of biology and medicine and continues to be an important phase in research#anyway i saw a video about people doing urbex at an abandoned animal testing facility and got mad. it's a bit of a hot button for me!#there's also a point in there about public refusal to engage with the unsavory aspects of science and anti-intellectualism#but im too lazy to tease it out. but you get where im coming from
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