#this should have stayed in my drafts

[mocha-bunnie]

So do you think Napoleon also says "Ah-ah" when Arno is about to...you know...

"Not until I tell you to."

[slutforsilverfoxes]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's another intentionally suggestive Hotch x gn!reader scene!

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“Oh my god,” Aaron groans, voice muffled by the pillow his face is pressed into. “Don’t stop, baby, please.”

You bend at the waist to kiss the spot just behind his ear and murmur, “Yeah? Feels good?”

“That feels fucking incredible,” he affirms with another groan that reverberates through your body from the point where your hips meet. “What are you even doing back there?”

With a giggle, you mold your hands down his muscular back and explain, “It’s called petrissage, love. Part of my spa day was learning how to give a proper massage.”

“Emily got you that gift certificate for your birthday, right?”

“Mhm,” you hum, your fingers now trailing along the taut cords of muscle that make up his shoulders, the tension practically melting away beneath your touch.

“Remind me to give her a raise.”

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AH tags 🖤 @gothwifehotchner @iyv-ray24 @mrs-ssa-hotch

[redneckkangaroo]

"Here be Pirate spells" and other phrases to get as a tramp stamp

[sexywifesasuke]

Guy who has only ever seen water in the Diver OP from Naruto Shippuden, getting sucked into a riptide at a real life beach: Hmm, getting some real Diver OP vibes from this.

[stvrlitsky]

[javierduffy]

another drawover because they help my brain not be evil

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

[khaotunq]

Khaotung Thanawat as Ayan (The Eclipse, 2022)

[defenestrated-ape]

why does wheatley gain a heightened urge to test and pleasure response from testing when he enters his new body? testosterone

[worfi]

Ok guys stick with me on this how do you think Gilbert does math? Cuz I've been thinking about it all morning and no one cares but me but lemme explain what I mean, like:

Chev seems linguistic focused because of the association with reading, but also I think he would be the type to just immediately solve the problem with numbers, and he could tell you what formulas and properties he used by name because his memory is perfect but I don't think the words actually cross his mind, he would just move the numbers.

On the flip side, someone like Nokto or Sariel (who I believe have both been said to be good at explaining things when teaching Belle) would likely work through it with the formulas in mind, taking a more linguistic approach of 'now I use this, which is applied like so'. At first I thought Gilbert might be this type because he has that social manipulative 'good talker' energy at times, but I don't think that's how his brain works.

He is a genius like Chev so it's possible he's the same as him but I'm also considering he might be more of the visual type? Like, the type who sees a quadratic equation and immediately has the graph in their head. Can read all of the functions as shapes and lines, move them around quickly, etc. I mean on one hand he clearly doesn't value his depth perception with that eyepatch but maybe he just doesn't need to? I have no evidence though I need to read more of Gilbie I guess.

I don't know why I'm thinking about it I think too many of these condensed math classes in a row have fried my brain but I've had Gilbert on the mind for days and always with the weirdest things.

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

There were jokes after Halloween baking and before Dan’s Birthday about never seeing the slutty nun costume again but y’know what I don’t remember seeing again? The Japanese schoolgirl outfit.

[spicycinnabun]

for @galladrabbles rated j for jello 💚

(also s for smut + spanking)

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Crack! Ian’s palm descended on Mickey’s ass.

“Yeah, baby, look at that jello.”

Mickey’s head whipped around so fast he almost got fucking whiplash, his eyebrows showing his outrage. He glowered at Ian, but it lost its heat when he was rewarded with a deep thrust. “Fu-uuuhck did you… just say to me?”

Ian shrugged, sweaty and breathing hard. He grabbed Mickey’s cheeks and gave them an affectionate squeeze. Another forceful slap made Mickey curse, legs trembling. Ian smirked. “I like… the jiggle.”

“Don’t… ever… fuckin’ call my ass that again!”

“Or what?”

“Or… “ Mickey groaned, whimpering, “fuck!”

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[dangaer]

good afternoon! i think i discussed this veryyy briefly when i first made this blog but something i wanted to remind people that i am more than open to exploring verses in potential bad ends of the games. i would advise for these to be plotted but if you wish to just go into it, feel free to let me know!

[cranberrymoons]

actually i'm here: buck who has developed a blood kink so strong that he latches his teeth onto eddie's throat and presses his tongue against his pulse point whenever they have sex. and he tries to be subtle about it but it quickly becomes so obvious that eventually eddie is like hm. because he doesn't really know much about weird sex (yet) but he's nothing if not a fast learner, so he starts leaning into it, arching his neck and giving buck the space to do whatever he wants, and then one day completely by accident he cuts his finger making dinner and he asks buck to come help bandage it up, which of course results in them fucking on the kitchen floor with half of eddie's hand hooked in his mouth

[theancientfootsteps]

"jd vance killed the pope" okay but have you considered that maybe he just wanted conclave (2024) to become real. MAYBE he was just fujoing out

[beneath-the-mask]

Hot take but if Miquella was a girl I don’t believe the discourse surrounding his character would have arose with the dlc ending. Or at least it wouldn’t have been so bad. Like his ‘crimes’ are definitely not worse than Marika’s and yet I rarely see anyone genuinely hating on her character for what she’s done. Because she’s an attractive woman and that’s all that matters to some people.

Like he’s not at all the worst we’ve seen in a souls game and yet people are treating him like the devil. Suspicious, if you ask me…