#this should have stayed in my drafts

[slutforsilverfoxes]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's another intentionally suggestive Hotch x gn!reader scene!

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“Oh my god,” Aaron groans, voice muffled by the pillow his face is pressed into. “Don’t stop, baby, please.”

You bend at the waist to kiss the spot just behind his ear and murmur, “Yeah? Feels good?”

“That feels fucking incredible,” he affirms with another groan that reverberates through your body from the point where your hips meet. “What are you even doing back there?”

With a giggle, you mold your hands down his muscular back and explain, “It’s called petrissage, love. Part of my spa day was learning how to give a proper massage.”

“Emily got you that gift certificate for your birthday, right?”

“Mhm,” you hum, your fingers now trailing along the taut cords of muscle that make up his shoulders, the tension practically melting away beneath your touch.

“Remind me to give her a raise.”

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AH tags 🖤 @gothwifehotchner @iyv-ray24 @mrs-ssa-hotch

[redneckkangaroo]

"Here be Pirate spells" and other phrases to get as a tramp stamp

[sexywifesasuke]

Guy who has only ever seen water in the Diver OP from Naruto Shippuden, getting sucked into a riptide at a real life beach: Hmm, getting some real Diver OP vibes from this.

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

[spicycinnabun]

for @galladrabbles rated j for jello 💚

(also s for smut + spanking)

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Crack! Ian’s palm descended on Mickey’s ass.

“Yeah, baby, look at that jello.”

Mickey’s head whipped around so fast he almost got fucking whiplash, his eyebrows showing his outrage. He glowered at Ian, but it lost its heat when he was rewarded with a deep thrust. “Fu-uuuhck did you… just say to me?”

Ian shrugged, sweaty and breathing hard. He grabbed Mickey’s cheeks and gave them an affectionate squeeze. Another forceful slap made Mickey curse, legs trembling. Ian smirked. “I like… the jiggle.”

“Don’t… ever… fuckin’ call my ass that again!”

“Or what?”

“Or… “ Mickey groaned, whimpering, “fuck!”

check out jenn's gifset 🔥❤️️

[idiots-assembled]

Bill + ao3 tags

[jils-things]

by the lighthouse.

dividers

[ssasergio]

*The team is doing CPR on a test dummy*

Hotch: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Emily: No, Hotch. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Hotch: No, that’s not part of it—

Emily: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Derek: I would want to live with no legs.

Emily: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Derek. You don’t do anything.

Hotch: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him. *Emily pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Emily: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

JJ: How’s that gonna help you?

Emily: I will divide and then count to it.

JJ: Right.

Hotch: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Emily: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified..

[meat-loving-meat]

something something Ender’s Game and the Locked Tomb are differing reflections of the same themes. something. John and Ender as avatars of genocide who have opposite reactions to the atrocities they commit, something something something, Ender and Nona both experience the deepest love imaginable. Religion

[the-meghan-m]

If anyone has wondered about my gender (please don’t) I am both a muldergirl and a scullyboy

[berry-s0da]

A helpful guide

[spacedlexi]

people dont talk enough about how heartbreaking the marlon betrayal mustve been for clem too,,

this dude saves the life of her and her kid. takes them in has them patched up gives them their first hot meal in who knows how long. gives them a safe place to stay. possibly permanently. confides in her that hes trying to be a good leader but feels like and fears that hes failing. asks her to help him take care of the rest of the group. helps her get over her fear of dogs by asking her to trust him. and things go well. she feels safe. like this place could really finally be the home shes been looking for

but as soon as she finds out what happened to the twins. that marlon planned on giving up her and aj too. she immediately becomes a liability to him and he attempts to kill her for it. locks her in the basement to die by walker. then tries to turn the group against her so he can shoot her instead when the first method fails. and he nearly succeeds

then a majority of the group turn against clem the minute aj kills marlon. ignoring marlons mistakes but condemning aj for his. like clem wasnt betrayed by marlon in the exact same way he betrayed the twins. like she literally wasnt almost killed twice? and how long had he been considering giving her up? was it always some contingency he planned? did he truly want to keep them around and things only changed when he feared the raiders had returned? she'll never know

[all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams]

I wanna stuff my face in his boobs and motorboat him even if his perfect firm indestructible titties destroy my face

[iridescentkiwi]

im afraid i may find jon matteson attractive. dude is just too talented. range, motherfucker.

[funkyjunkyfangz]

can we replace "uwu soft boy transmasc music" with rage against the machine or something. nobody in that band is transmasc i am just very angry

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

im a gerardgirl meaning my head wants a raygirl to take care of me but my heart wants a frankgirl to !@@&:$&@*^#%?!* me