Jackson couldn't confirm nor deny just how many hours he had been sat in that very same booth. It was the same every Saturday night, to say he was a regular was very nearly an insult. While he had managed to avoid returning to his party boy days, the man still enjoyed a drink as much as the next person. Even more so now that he was out of the season due to injury. When his friend finally made an appearance he barely offered a nod in greeting, instead taking to downing the remnants of his glass. "Nice of you to finally join me Vicky, where the fuck have you been?"
thinking about like, the overlap between stories that have a false narrative surrounding them that the creator purports to be true like the book of mormon or go ask alice and the ways that's similar and different to the more traditional "here is the explanation in the TEXT of how this thing came to be". and then also the ways that the modern "we don't need to give an explanation for how this thing came to be" is also a way of framing a text in context.
im so sorry to the people who aren’t used to my antics
sorry if this is rude, but please stop sending the gofundme asks. they’re overwhelming me, and i put off answering them until i feel shitty about not answering.
last updated 9/8/24*
*month/day/year
about me
hi i’m evan or cosmo :) i love love LOVE nicknames! as long as they aren’t sexual or directly calling me a girl, i don’t mind! *
i’m a MINOR in eighth grade, don’t be a creep. im a MINOR.
i use he/they/it pronouns
i’m transmasc, non-binary, bisexual & aceflux (i also use achillean and demi-boy as labels!)
* i especially love the nickname ‘ev’, as my sister had it first and my family will not call me that. i don’t want to be sexualized, it makes me uncomfortable. i am a boy, and i don’t want to be called a girl. eg; ‘good girl’ ‘my girl’ ‘girlfriend’. as for sexual stuff, i mean LITERALLY any nickname said with sexual undertones. i don’t mind being called a good boy, but the moment it’s said with anything sexual you might be blocked. for that reason, please use tone tags, as i am pretty bad at figuring out what some things mean at times.
rambling
FREE PALESTINE
PFP WAS DRAWN BY MY LOVELY WIFE @meerealsssss
currently matching pfps with @meerealsssss
first post limit 3/12/24
expect vent posts from time to time
also also currently going batshit crazy over fallout (honorable mentions are gravity falls, ghost, and sally face !)
i complain a lot, sorry
will x isaac
deer :3 and and german shepherds :3
jizz pants (will anf dom know what this means)
watch just add magic, do it please /nf
i love love love minecraft diaries (aphmau) gagagag lawrence and aaron are my fave characters (please talk to me about aphmau i swear i’m not cringe)
nico <3
starr <3
alex <3
ace <3
mee <3
my wife is @meerealsssss
my wife is @homoashell
my wife is @catinasink
my wife is dominic
my wife is also undyne
my wife is also mrs claus
my wife is trashcan carla
my husband is @aceiined / @muthafuckinaro
my husband is @homoashell
my husband is @catinasink
my husband is @the-rizzly-bear
my husband is the man in the yellow hat
my husband is terzo. i will not be taking criticism at this time.
my husband is also rick sanchez
my husband is also jazon broadly
my husband is also izerah (fuck you what is his last name, mee?)
pac-man is also my husband
my husband is alastor (hazbin hotel)
lucifer is my husband (hazbin hotel)
my husband is rj maccready:3
my husband is john hancock (the gay one)
my husband is the ghoul (on my knees for that cowboy ass mf)
my husband is ford pines
lord farquaad is my husband
my husband is jeremy fragrance
my husband is prae jack ;3
my partner is @alex-the-bard <3 <3 <3
my partner is @homoashell <3
my partner is @catinasink <3
likes/dislikes
like: music, tv, friends, my cat, cool socks, writing, rick sanchez, genloss, tadc, musicals/theatre, undertale/deltarune, ducks, omori
dislike: loud noises, silence, school
i’m currently obsessed with: ghost, dreamscape nexus, rick and morty, gravity falls, etc
i post about:
• marauders
• (mostly) random thoughts
• dreamscape nexus
• other random things
• rick and morty
• gravity falls
• percy jackson
• undertale/deltarune
• hazbin hotel
• helluva boss
• fallout
• omori
• sally face
• ghost
• mad max
family/pets
i have a younger sister, evie
i have a cat named daniel tiger
i have two dogs, gunner and roxie
timezone
EST
if you’re interacting with me past midnight, i’ll probably be a bit sillier than normal
DNI
maps/pedophiles, z00philes, bigots, ED and porn blogs
if you have ‘mdni’ in ur bio
simon cowell
donald trump
neo-nazis
if you don’t like furries and therians please get the fuck away from my blog
and if you shit on other’s religions, get away
what can you call me?
no: feminine related terms (unless you’re using them in a gender neutral way or as a joke) like girl, sister, wife, etc (bbg is always ok)
• wife part two is my wife, they asked me to not name her here (she/they)
• al/allie is from school :3 (she/her)
• smurf is from school (blue hair, hence the nickname) (he/him)
• tomato is from school (silly :3) (he/him)
• boom boy/isaac is from school (he made me a netherite pickaxe after someone else burned mine // the pick had unbreaking // boom boy likes tnt) (he/him)
• boomerang/matt is from school (he/him)
• (irl) alex is from school :3 (he/they)
• khris is from school
• colten is from school (father) (he/him)
• will @skibitygamer is from school (he/him)
• dom is from school (he/him)
• luca was from theatre (mf graduated)
• maryn is from theatre
• alex (n) was from theatre (also graduated)
• chris is from theatre
parents are now getting their own nicknames
• hades is my dad (he/him)
• will come up with one for my mom (she/her)
where else can you find me?
pinterest (moonysfavoritetoast)
pinterest (cryingunderstars)
youtube
wattpad (please don’t take this seriously)
tiktok (moonysfavoritetoast)
tiktok (cryingunderstars)
facebook mom account
my nintendo switch friend code is SW-4260-6971-6714
Pack your bags, Famers! Our annual winter trip is taking place in Ireland! On February 17th, all celebrities will be arriving at the Adare Manor to kick off our trip! Named the #1 resort in Europe in 2023, Adare Manor sits on 840 acres of pristine parkland.
"It’s prestige without pretense and magic without nonsense. Above all, it is the sense of belonging. You are known. You are family. You are home."
UNDER THE CUT, YOU’LL FIND THE LIST OF ROOMMATES!
Unless we got a message from you telling us you wanted to be with a specific person or were not in the ships list - you were included in the generator. If you do not see your FCs name on this list, please message us POLITELY and let us know - sometimes a name gets missed getting put into the generator. We’re human and it happens! At the same time, if your FC is on there twice by any chance then please let us know. Again, mistakes happen. As we accept new applications and people come into the group before AND during the event, this list will be updated. Same will go for if people get unfollowed or ask to leave the group. We posted the pairings in advance so that you may reach out to your roommate and get new interactions going! Even if a mun is on hiatus, be sure to reach out to them so that you can see if you can head-canon some interactions or plan for something when they are off hiatus. All trips are to encourage new interactions and unlikely connections!
PLEASE LIKE THIS NOTICE WHEN YOU HAVE READ IT AND SO THAT YOU CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE LIST UPDATES!
So something crazy happened this week - I hit 1.5k followers! 🥳
Genuinely thank you all so much for following me and supporting my writing. When I first joined Tumblr, I truly never could've dreamed how wonderful the community, friends, and fandom I've found would be. I love you all so much!
I've never done a follower celebration before, but I really wanted to do one for this milestone, so here we are! It's D&D themed, but no knowledge of D&D is required to join in the fun.
Our 1.5k follower campaign is going to be running from today, May 29th, to Wednesday, June 6th. During that time, feel free to send me as many things off the list below as you like! Interacting with people on here is one of my absolute favorite parts of Tumblr, so feel free to come into my ask box as many times as you like 😄
I'll be tagging all posts for this celebration as #Sophie's 1.5k Follower Campaign. You don't have to follow me to participate, but it would be greatly appreciated. Without further ado, here are the actions you can take during this campaign:
Zone of Truth - Send me an ask with a game, like KMK/FMK, Would You Rather, or anything else you can think of!
Roll Initiative - Roll some dice and send me a character from the list at the bottom of this post, along with the numbers you rolled! I have prompt lists left over from my Year of Fic planning, and I'll put your character and your dice rolls togeter to write a corresponding headcanon (or possibly longer fic, if the inspiration really strikes!). Roll one of the following, some of the following, or all of the following: 1d8, 1d10, 1d12, and 1d20. You can roll with real dice or by typing "roll dice" into google! Please specificy if you have a strong preference between a romantic or platonic fic.
Nat 20 (2 left) - Send me a character I write for and a request, and I'll write you a oneshot! My time's a little limited right now, so I'm capping these at 3 total requests. In the immortal words of Brian Murphy, "Roll three Nat 20s in a row!". If you want to also roll a d20 and send me the result, I'll add a dialogue prompt corresponding with the number you rolled to the request. Please specificy if you have a strong preference between romanitc and platonic fic.
Perception Check - I have a good amount of writing queued up for my Year of Fic and a few other projects, so send me this for a sneak peek of works to come! If you want to include a few fandoms or characters you'd most like to see included in the sneak peek, feel free to do that! Just no promises that I'll have something including them to show you
Behind the DM Screen - Send me the title of an existing fic of mine, along with specific questions if you have them, and I'll give you a little info on the process of creating the fic!
Free Action - Come into my ask box and chat with me! About fandoms, cute pet pitcures, or whatever else! Anons are welcome as usual, and if you feel like you want to be recognized without coming off anon, then you can claim an emoji and use it as a signature on your asks, so I know who you are! As of now, 🥰 emoji is the only one taken
Thank you again to every single one of you who's here with me now, from the beginning of this blog or from earlier today! I'm so happy to have you here and as a part of the party!
Writing Request Character Options:
Bridgerton: Anthony Bridgerton, Benedict Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton, Eloise Bridgerton
The Vampire Diaries: Mason Lockwood, Klaus Mikaelson, Kol Mikaelson, Damon Salvatore, Enzo St. John, Kai Parker, Caroline Forbes, Matt Donovan
*All characters in the Riordanverse are going to be book-based, since that's what I know best, and will be written as their ages at the end of Heroes of Olympus or older for requests involving romance
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Tagging a few mutuals who I've absolutely loved getting to this point with 🥰 thank you guys for being such a wonderful part of my experience in this place!
There were few people on the planet that managed to have the distinct talent for being to burrow their way under the athletes hardened exterior, nestling between flesh and bone; a constant irritant, an invisible scratch he never seemed to squash. Rosalind Samuels was but one of the few. What it was about the woman he had yet to put a finger on nevertheless, every opportunity that arose where he could return the favour, he took eagerly. "And here I thought petty food theft would be beyond a pre school teacher." Jackson remarked, voice loud enough for the entire aisle to hear and them some, as those around them all turned to glare at the girl. "If you were that in need of some charity Samuels, all you had to do was say the word."
In which I ramble about my ace spec Daniel Jackson headcanon
This post will be exactly what it says on the tin lol. This will be an unorganized post about some scenes with Daniel that strongly feel ace spec to me. This won’t be a well structured essay or anything. Before I get into that, I’ll share a little asexuality 101 info so you know what I’m talking about. If you already know this stuff, feel free to skip to below the read more.
So! Being on the ace spectrum means you experience little to no sexual attraction. Being asexual isn’t the same as being aromantic. Aromantic means you experience little to no *romantic* attraction. You can be aro and ace, but a lot of ace people aren’t. For instance, I’m grey-ace biromantic, which to me means I very rarely experience sexual attraction to real people but I’m romantically attracted to multiple genders.
I headcanon as Daniel being ace spec but not aromantic. I don’t think he’s heteroromantic either. I don’t have a label in mind beyond that that I’d give to him. But yeah, that’s the perspective I’m coming from in with my headcanon!
Here are some moments that stand out as particularly ace to me:
— When Daniel gets accidentally married to Sha’re in the movie and she starts undressing, he seems very flustered. However, he doesn’t come across as “awkward but turned on” to me. To me, his surprise reads more as someone who has no idea how to react in a sexual situation and, in fact, the situation might not entirely compute for him.
— There are a couple examples of someone expressing sexual attraction towards Daniel and him not seeming to understand this at all.
One example is in “Need,” where Shyla tells Daniel “You’re my destiny,” and he incredulously says, “ … What?”
Then there’s the scene in “Bounty” where the assassin lady pretends to be into him and says, “You’re very attractive,” and he’s once again very confused.
— Soooo many of his interactions with Vala read to me as an ace and allo person who are interested in each other but the allo person doesn’t understand that he doesn’t feel sexual attraction.
The main example that stands out in my mind is when Vala propositions Daniel in season 10 and he rebuffs her advances. She says, “Am I really so repulsive?”
I have not personally experienced this, but I’ve seen a lot of ace people online with allo partners describe times when the allo partner feels hurt that the ace person doesn’t sexually desire them, although the ace person has romantic feelings. That scene between Vala and Daniel *really* feels like that kind of situation to me.
Daniel does seem pretty shocked by that question and just goes, “No!”
I’m sure there are other ace Daniel moments I’m forgetting, but these are the ones that particularly stand out to me!
Okay so remember the post where i ranked Thanatos and Hermes across media?well it’s Persephone time.
SPOILERS DOWN BELLOW!
Percy Jackson:
7/10
We don’t see her much,mostly because most of the books are in summer.
I did like her turning Nico into a sunflower tho.
(I’m sorry Nico you’ve been through so much but you gotta bully(affectionate) your faves every once in a while take one for the team)
I also saw that she was described as a brat by Percy in the Greek gods book of which I think is an interesting description that certainly fits the next character well…
Lore Olympus:
2.125/10
The only character I wholeheartedly know is going to score lower is LO hades because fuck him.
Ill save a rant but basically here’s some of the worst she’s done:
Committed genocide against an entire city.
Turn a lady into a plant.
Act as if she would still have her job in the underworld as if it wasn’t for hades.
Neglect her purple baby.
Corner a guy at his job.
And finally trash a girl(who is very explicitly a lower class race in this world)’s house for flirting with her husband.when he VERY CLEARLY SHUT HER DOWN.
That’s all I can remember off the top of my head but yeah.what did you expect.
(Also if you like Persephone,that’s valid.but I personally dislike Hera lot)
Hades:
9/10
Lowest hades score so far and vast improvement on the last character!
This lady jumpstarts the entire plot of the game in a genuinely believable way.
The story of Persephone leaving the underworld is a very well written one and it makes sense as to why who did what.
Also once she dies find out zag is alive she instantly made an effort to reconnect(even if it took her a while to make it back).
Also?she gives you the Pom blossom.
As for her design,I love both a lot but I like her queen of the underworld drip more so that’s the one I’m using.
Overly sarcastic productions:
7/10
I love her design and she perfectly captures the “sweet until you piss her off” vibe.
Also she loves her dog what did you expect.
Punderworld:
8/10
The better we took romance Persephone.
Okay,but other than her being the cooler Daniel she’s pretty cool.
I like how she’s shown as actually having sexual agency and how she interacts with hades is pretty fun.
Also I like her design quite a bit.
Gods school:
7/10
Okay,I know I didn’t mention gods school in the Hermes post but I hadn’t watched it at the time.
Now,I find her dynamic really interesting as it seems like minthe is blackmailing her but we don’t really know much about that.
I think having Daniel gone for a while was ultimately a good thing, because now I seem to appreciate him more. Also it gave me a chance to have and love Jonas, whom I already miss
hi, i’m anna! i’m 18, and i use she/her pronouns!welcome to my blog! i write for skrunkly internet boys! this is an 18+ nsfw account, if you have a blank blog or if your age isn’t visible on your blog, you will be blocked. minors dni!!
who i write for!
(the ones in bold are my current fixations)
- jacob elordi
- josh o’connor (patrick zweig)
- chuckle sandwich (ted, schlatt, charlie)
- cillian murphy (j. robert oppenheimer, neil lewis, tommy shelby, jackson rippner, raymond leon, darren/pig, robert fischer, any and all cillian characters basically)
- bo burnham
- f1 (max verstappen, sebastian vettel, daniel ricciardo)
i will write smut, fluff and angst; be as kinky as you’d like! this is a no judgement blog <3
(tw!!) things/kinks i will NOT write:
- abuse (including but not limited to: domestic, sexual, physical etc.) (physical violence/ex: 2 guys getting in a fist fight/is NOT included in this list)