We see Shawn have responsibility and he takes it seriously and he likes it... -Danielle
It's all I care about. Impressing my dad. -Rider
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One of my favorite genres of post is one man being like "the female orgasm doesn't exist. I would know, I've had sex with a number of women and they are BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of achieving orgasm" and then a bunch of other guys show up to roast him
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Stop putting him through situations!!!!!!! Think of his blood pressure!!!
Everyone stop being mean to him real quick and start clapping or I'll blow this whole building up.
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so wish for that. if you wish hard enough, you can do anything.
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Do Robots Dream of Eternal Sleep? . . . . . .
Transcript:
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL,
OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN.
YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS.
YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD,
AND YOU FELL.
NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY.
NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT.
NO POINT.
PERFECT CLOSURE.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED.
From the second half of the hidden passage in 7-4: …LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN from ULTRAKILL.
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