He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
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Huggies with the one-armed Leos
My Leo is enthousiastically letting Sprout know he solved the krang problem and his brother is back to his regular feral self!
Sprout and poptart belong to @intotheelliwoods
Are there more 1armed leos out there who aren't the OG future Leo?
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Chimmy! Mr Turner, sir, your tie is loose. It’s always a bit loose. Hm. Not very professional…
Haha, oh Timmy! Always so sloppy!!! It’s a good thing his parents are there to help shape him up again! What a shame that he’s moving away from them. Who’ll keep Timmy Turner in line now??
Ah, well. I'm sure someone else will fill in that role. We can't let our changeling go about without supervision after all!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
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have you done ghost giving a rookie a headlock, or how would ghost treat a rookie? love ur work 🫶🫶🩷
hello love and thank you for the kind words <33
And answering your question no, I haven't written about Ghost giving a headlock but I've done something that's close enough for 09 Soap here! Actually I've never written for rookie!reader so maybe you confused me with someone?
fem!reader, suggestive, Si is a perverted dick, he's horny and has a big crush your honor but would sooner swim in radioactive waste rather than actually do something
But nevertheless, I think it kinda depends?? Let's say that rookie is more in the 'brain' field like a hacker. I think Ghost would kinda intrigued and terribly horny especially since he met you and instead of an overconfident basement-dweller dick he saw your sweet smile and doe eyes that greeted him with a 'Nice to meet you lieutenant!', but would rather die than admit it.
That being said, he'd conceal his attraction and horniness for you by being kind of an asshole himself, nowhere near abusive or really hard stuff but when you're talking to him chattering about your day instead of answering you, Simon would just huff or grunt and leave it at that or during a sparing session between you two (which he insisted on) he'd be extra mean to you, putting you in a ruthless headlock, huffing and growling into your ear about 'who's better now huh girl?'
Ignore the hot and heavy erection that's straining against his pants when he has you pinned to the ground in said headlock, your chest and belly pressed against the hard training mat and your delicious bottom pressed against his cock, and don't even try to wiggle away! Simon would just growl and grunt and thrust his strong hips 'to make you stay still', while tightening the strong muscles of his arm around you until you whine as him to please stop :<
Ghost swears one more whimper from you and he'll cum in his boxers like some fucking teenager.
Also ignore the fact that suddenly there's way less soldiers try and make small talk with you or even barely look at you; Simon's possessive ass made sure to drill that very hard into their thick skulls that you're marked by him.
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I just had someone do this so I'm drawing a boundary right the fuck now; if you @ mention neil gaiman in anything you reblog from me, whether it's mine or not, I WILL be blocking you. Permanently, not soft blocking you.
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The Steam Winter Sale is upon us, and both Slay the Princess and Scarlet Hollow are on sale!
We also have a bundle with both games that stacks a 15% discount on whatever sale is already going on. So you can pick both up at once for just under $30, or finish the bundle to still get that extra discount if you already own one.
While we're here I'd love to also take a moment to plug some other bundles we're in. We don't do a lot of bundles with other studios, and all of the titles we bundle with are personally vetted by us, your friendly neighborhood devs, as Good Video Games. All of these bundles are piecemeal, so if you already own one or more games in them, you can still get the extra discount on those other titles.
First up is the Cartoonists Turned Game Devs bundle, which has both Scarlet Hollow as well as Meredith Gran's deeply, deeply underrated Perfect Tides. Perfect Tides is one of my favorite narrative games of all time, so please do yourself a favor and pick it up if you haven't already!
Next up is the World-Ending Women bundle, which has both Slay the Princess and the fantastic El Paso, Elsewhere, a Max Payne-inspired supernatural shooter where you have to stop your vampire ex-girlfriend from ending the world. It's written by Xalavier Nelson Jr, who you might know from such wonderfully charming titles as Hypnospace Outlaw and An Airport for Aliens Currently Run By Dogs.
Last but not least is Horrors of the Heart, which has Scarlet Hollow and two other dating sims: the fully-voice acted and very funny Lovecraftian dating sim Sucker for Love, and normal cute dating sim Cooking Companions where nothing bad ever happens.
HAPPY shopping, and hope y'all play some fun games for the holidays :D
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