#introducing>>

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[snailandwellmet]

can't get over this dream I had about a seemingly normal make some noise prompt

took me like 10 mins after waking up to think

why the fuck did Lou have a horse

[clonerightsagenda]

I think this is just a trend everywhere but I've been very frustrated this week by how much admin work is being outsourced to me as the patient/customer.

My orthodontist tells me I can make an appointment with the surgeon. I call the surgeon. They tell me I need a new referral. I call the orthodontist. They do a referral. I call the surgeon. Referral didn't come through. They tell me about their special unique system we have to use. I call the ortho again and walk them through the referral. I call the surgeon. They say the referral was missing some details so they have to do it again. I call the ortho.

The insurance company calls me about repair shops. I give them the name of the repair shop which I already gave them yesterday. They say they're not in their system but I can use them, but I have to call the repair shop to ask them to contact the insurance company. I call the repair shop and they say the insurance company is supposed to email them.

I feel like at a certain point these constant fetch quests become unreasonable?? Is it too much to expect these groups to communicate with each other instead of making me run back and forth between them???

[ribombeee]

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[proxythe]

as long as ur my partner in time >_>

[kissycat]

We should hype up dental care routines more instead of skincare routines

[noodles-and-tea]

I LOVE WHEN THEY

[tattlesandtales]

Introducing: Maxine "Max" Virgo

"I want to tell you this story without having to confess anything. I want to tell you this story without having to be in it." —Richard Siken, 'The Torn Up Road'.

Quick facts:

Loves her dog more than anything in the world and would do almost anything for him.

Her Italian Greyhound's name is Arthur, after Prince Arthur in BBC Merlin, but she calls him Froggy because of his buggy eyes.

Her dad was an infamous serial killer who was arrested when she was 12.

She knew nothing of his crimes and up until he was charged and found guilty, she idolised and loved him.

Went to the police academy and studied forensic sciences at college.

Has not been in the spotlight or talked to the media ever, but the urge to tell her story has eaten away at her enough that she has quit her job and is writing a book.

If she feels it safe to do so, will talk to journalists, writers, etc, about her childhood and her dad now.

Is a fashion icon.

Is a very lonely lesbian who has never had a friend, let alone a girlfriend.

Loves the fantasy genre.

25+

Max had a love-hate relationship with the person she saw in the mirror. She knew she was beautiful, with her smooth, olive complexion, dark eyes and thick lashes, full lips, long and soft hair, small nose, high cheekbones, and on top of all of this she was skilled with her makeup brushes and knew how to highlight all of her features. She loved doing her makeup, it was therapeutic, and she loved the creative and artistic outlet, but it was needing to look so closely at herself to do it that was a struggle. The dark eyes that looked back at her were so familiar. A physical haunting of the father she'd lost at twelve years old. She had his eyes, his nose, his dark hair. So much of him made up who she was, and it was a thought that kept her up at night, and had for many, many years.

Asking her reflection who she was wasn't a new development in her life, but she'd since come to learn that it was a lot to ask of yourself. She knew she was shaped and created by the man who'd raised her, a man who so wholeheartedly believed that women were not worth the dirt they would be buried in, but she also knew that her father wasn't capable of feelings and that she herself had been crushed to find out the truth about him. She also knew that his arrest was at the perfect time, because if it was any later and she stopped looking like his good little girl and more like a woman, she would have become one of his victims.

Still, looking into a mirror and seeing the woman she had become, she hoped he was proud of her.

Max blew the excess blush off her makeup brush and tapped her reflection on the nose. "That's enough out of you," she said, then focused her attention on the task at hand. Getting ready to go to a bar and people watch and see if she would work up the courage to speak to girl, or if she was going to get drunk and catch a taxi straight back home to have a fight with the manuscript of her childhood, drink more wine in her lingerie, and tell her dog how much she loved him.

[zorangezest]

custody battle

aka I really reeeealllyyy like the dynamic that @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington gave soundwave and bee. they are adopted father adopted son they adopted each other

[pbeeanjay]

killed a thousand flies

[heph]

The tech guy in movies

[orions-aether]

eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we're fucking eating this season my god

[starchaser667]

Hey so, has anyone else like , , , thought about this??

Because I have,

And it's making me incredibly anxious