#intruality u are . ur so

[orbch]

you like me best when i’m off my rocker

[romantichopelessly]

Line Without a Hook

Happy holidays @romanapologist ! I am so so so sorry that this @sanderssidesgiftxchange gift comes to you so late, but I am very bad at checking my email and just found out that I was going to be your pinch hitter. I hope that you enjoy this Intruality hurt/comfort anyway. It came with some help from my wonderful friend @sunshineandteddybears as well.

Words: 2.6k

Summary: When Patton's entire world view is challenged--when he doesn't even know who he is supposed to be anymore, help comes from an unexpected source. Maybe things can be okay after all.

Warnings: This is hurt/comfort, so there is a happy ending. Before that there is descriptions of intrusive thoughts, guilt, depression and negative self talk.

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Morality was a bit more complex than Thomas had been led to believe when he was younger. No, a lot more complex. When Thomas was just a kid the rules were clear cut. Simple. Don’t fight with your brothers. Do as your parents tell you to. Respect your teachers. Say please and thank you. Don’t lie.

Or do?

Were even those simple, childhood rules concrete anymore? Janus’s words suggested otherwise. And from what Patton could tell, the snake-like side was right. Had been right for a while now, just muffled by Patton’s own ignorance and… pride. His insistence that he had to be the one to help Thomas out of every situation. Was the foundation that Patton had built everything on--Thomas’s feelings, his motivations, his perception of the world--even stable?

Patton himself sure wasn’t.

Even now, sitting in his sepia-toned room, surrounded by stuffed animals and memorabilia that could usually comfort him, when Patton closed his eyes, he could see the green on the edges of his vision. He could hear his own voice, distorted and croaking, feel his heart racing again, the knowledge that he had hurt Thomas, his Thomas, and that he was responsible for years of grief-

Patton choked back on a sob. The lump in his throat was almost unbearable. He pressed his mouth into the back of his panda pillow pet to muffle the sound.

The only thing worse than sitting alone in his room with the crushing knowledge of his failure was the possibility that someone would hear him and come to check on him. The idea of one of the other sides--one of his friends--seeing him like this, weeks after the incident, was unacceptable.

He could just imagine the look of pity that would cross their face. Roman would look so heartbroken to find Patton in such a state. Virgil would probably extend the same amount of kindness that Patton had always shown when he found Virgil in the midst of a panic attack. (But had Patton been kind to do so? Or was it just another form of selfishness? An act born out of guilt for shutting Virgil out for so many years. Was Patton only kind because someone told him to be once? Did he actually love any of them at all? Or was he just destructive?) Logan- Patton was ashamed to admit that he was not sure how Logan would react. He was sure that it would be heartachingly sweet, though. He would probably say something poignant and true that would make Patton feel stupid for ever feeling bad in the first place.

If one of the d- the others found Patton…

It wasn’t like Patton had been avoiding them. In fact, in the days following the… incident… Patton had gone out of his way to seek them out. Janus had been wary at first, and it broke Patton’s heart a bit. The look of distrust in his two-toned eyes. The slight curl of his lip. Confusion? Suspicion? Patton couldn’t tell at the time, and although it had replayed again and again in his mind ever since, he still was not quite sure.

He liked to think that he was doing the right thing now. That he could make things right.

But who was he to judge that anymore?

It was obvious, now, that he had never known what was truly right. He was only just deluded enough, just stupid enough, to assume that his function as Thomas’s Morality was infallible. But his versions of right were wrong. Catastrophically so. Up was down. Left was right. Black was white. Or was gray the new goal? That sounded like something that Janus would say. He was still confused about it.

He was just so stupid.

Another sob was stuck in the back of Patton’s throat. His eyes burned, shame and guilt curling in his stomach in an ugly flash of putrid green and black.

He had carried Thomas’s heart on his sleeve and on his shoulders. And he had buckled under the pressure.

And now Thomas was cracked. And no one knew if it was fixable, least of all Patton.

Grounding. Patton knew, distantly, that he needed to ground himself. But it was borderline impossible with tears clouding his vision and pooling in the frames of his glasses.

How could anyone ground themselves when it felt like the ground was opening underneath them?

Did he even deserve to be grounded? Didn’t Patton deserve to feel this way? After everything that he had done to Thomas, to Virgil, by ignoring his obvious discomfort at Patton’s over exuberant displays of love, to Janus, by pushing his contributions aside for years, hell, even to Logan and Roman. Not to mention Remus, who Patton still did not have the guts to spend more than ten minutes alone with. Who was so, painfully, obviously bereft of love and craving attention. Who looked at Patton like he was a friend, like he was something to smile at, even though Patton had shown him time and time again the exact opposite.

A gasping sob wrenched its way out of Patton’s chest before he could muffle himself with his panda. He didn’t deserve that kind of a second chance. He really, really didn’t.

He deserved nothing other than to sit here alone in his room, with nothing other than his own guilt.

In fact, Patton should probably just stay there, in his room forever. He could do his work as Thomas’s heart and emotions from here, and really that was all that he had ever been any good for anyway.

There was a loud POP from the far side of Patton’s room that startled him into raising his head up from his pillow pet.

Across the room, just beside the door, stood Remus. Patton blinked, stunned. His hair was disheveled, which was not out of the ordinary, the silver streak that ran through his brunette locks sticking up in a wild cow lick. The purple eyeshadow that encircled his eyes gave the unique impression that he was startled. Or perhaps deranged.

“...Remus?” Patton’s voice came out in a weak, watery croak that made him wince. Tears were still fogging his vision, so he couldn’t quite see Remus’s reaction to such a sad sight.

“Pattycake?” The usually taunting nickname sounded surprisingly… soft. The Duke’s voice was almost… gentle. It nearly shocked Patton into stopping crying. Nearly. “What’s up?”

“I’m fine.” Patton responded immediately. Reflexively. He didn’t even bother to try for a smile though, even he knew that it would be weak.

“Don’t try that.” Remus’s voice was steady. He still hadn’t moved from his station at the door. “I could hear you bawling your eyes out from the hallway.”

Patton closed his eyes. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. He had been too loud. They had probably all heard him in here, crying like a baby over his own stupid mistakes. And now Remus was here, and could see him, all blotchy and red in the face, his hair messy from when he had been running his hands through it earlier before covering it with the hood of his cat hoodie. Remus was here, and he knew that Patton wasn’t okay right now. Remus was here, and he sounded… sympathetic.

Patton sniffed pathetically. “I’m sorry.” Remus blinked this time, tilting his head at an awkward angle. He looked confused. Patton continued on. “I didn’t mean to be so loud.”

Remus was silent for a moment. Patton took a couple of deep breaths, trying to stop himself from crying.

“Can I come sit with you?” Remus asked.

Patton swallowed. There was no use in denying the Duke. He pulled his knees closer to himself and gestured to the open space beside him. Remus had crossed the room in an instant and dropped unceremoniously down next to Patton.

“Who upset you?”

Patton looked up, surprised once again. It wasn’t unusual for Remus to say shocking or surprising things, he embodied Thomas’s intrusive thoughts. However, the level of… concern that Remus was showing at the moment was not something that Patton expected.

“If someone said something to you, I can remove their toenails and glue them to their forehead for you.”

Patton bit back a wince. That was more like the Remus that he was becoming used to.

“No one.” Patton answered, truthfully. Remus looked skeptical, so he continued. “No one said anything to me, really. I just… Get down sometimes.”

Remus looked confused. “You mean like depression?”

Patton curled back at the word, as though it were a physical blow.

“Well, fuck, Patty!” Remus sounded much brighter now, and when Patton looked back up, he could see that the other side was smiling. “You could have just said so!”

“It’s not just… that.” Even now, Patton was unable to say it. Unable to admit to it. “I’ve been… thinking.”

“Sounds dangerous.”

The joke startled a chuckle from Patton. It was choked and sad sounding, but it made Remus wiggle proudly nevertheless. Patton sniffed again. “No, not like that, sorry. I just mean that I’ve been… thinking about Thomas. About everything that’s been changing lately.” Patton stared across the room at a painting by 12 year old Thomas that was hanging on his wall. “About… how I’ve been holding him back. I can’t stop thinking about it, no matter what I do to try and fix things.”

“Then don’t!”

Patton blinked in confusion, tilting his head in confusion as he sniffed one more. “Huh?” he couldn’t help but mumble out. “Don’t what?”

“Don’t try to fix things.” The Duke grinned widely, showing off teeth. He seemed so proud of himself, but Patton was still confused. How could he not try to fix things? He kept messing things up, so he had to find a way to do it right this time. He needed to. “But-” A hand clamped onto his back, making him startle and tense. It left just as quickly as it came, Remus pulling it away as if he had been burned.

“Oops, sorry. Forgot to ask if that was okay.”

Patton frowned. He hadn’t meant to make the other side feel like touching him had been a bad thing. He typically loved physical affection! He just hadn't expected it, that’s all! But now he went and made Remus feel bad, because apparently that was all he could do lately-

“Anyways,” the Duke continued, his tone unbothered, “you don’t have to fix everything, Pattycakes. Especially by yourself. Sometimes things aren’t as broken as you think they are, and don’t really need fixing at all. Sometimes things fix better when you leave them alone and let time work itself out. And sometimes, you take it to a specialist who knows better than you on how to fix it.” That sounded… rather wise. It was more than a bit unexpected, coming from a side that was currently picking his nose as he gave his advice. But Patton was quickly learning that the others had more to offer than their appearance suggested.

Still... “How do I know which kind of thing this is?”

“You don’t.” Well, that was disappointing. “At least, I never do. Not right away. After a while you start to figure it out, but even then you can still mess up sometimes. But that’s okay.” Grinning a little more softly, Remus looked right into Patton’s eyes. “No matter what, you got others around who can help you. Even when you don’t think you need it, or aren’t allowed to ask for it, they’re there. Like plumbers or doctors! Better to use them than to play handyman or diagnose yourself with WebMD. Get your kids fucking vaccinated Karen!”

A startled laugh escaped Patton at that. He was a little in disbelief over the suddenness of it, but he sounded a little less like he was going to burst into more tears.

Remus seemed to take that as a victory as he cackled quietly himself. “I’m not sure if anything I’m saying makes any sense, but things are gonna be okay. Your world’s been shaken to its core, but it’s still in one piece. Mostly. Just gotta adapt now.” Patton rubbed at his eyes with his sleeve, they felt puffy and a little itchy, as he hummed in thought. “But what about Thomas and everyone else? The pain I’ve caused them…” “Did you say sorry?”

“Well, yes-” “Then the only thing you can do now is learn and work to do better next time.” Remus sounded so sure, so certain. But it couldn’t be that easy could it? “You don’t gotta keep apologizing for the same stuff. We’ve all done bad things before, me especially! Thomas is still standing, and not too worse for wear.” He couldn’t deny the truth of that. Thomas was still more or less in one piece. “He’ll be okay, and so will we. So will you.”

A small smile formed on Patton’s lips. It wobbled and didn’t go very far, but it was genuine. It was hard to shake away his worries, his fears, of the damage he caused and the future, how he’d fit in it. But Remus’s words helped. Made the knot in his chest loosen just a bit. “Thank you Remus.” The Duke stared wide eyed at him, suddenly seeming shocked and dazed. “Remus?”

The other jumped, snapping out of whatever spell he was under. “H-huh? Oh!” Dusting of pink coated Remus’ cheeks, stretched up as he smiled brightly. “Sorry. Not used to people thanking me. Also your smile is fucking adorable.” Now it was Patton’s turn for pinkened cheeks. “Oooooh that little blush is cute too! And it goes to your ears!”

Oh, that was embarrassing.

“Stoooooop!” He whined out, burying his now red face into his pillow pet again.

“Oh. Not okay to say, gotcha.” Patton’s head shot up at that, in time to see Remus frown down at his shoes. “You know I just sorta blurt out everything that comes to mind.”

“No, it’s okay.” Patton said, uncurling a little bit more. “I just felt embarrassed that’s all. It’s silly.” Remus’s frown deepened and he shook his head.

“Silly isn’t bad, but your feelings aren’t silly. So if you don’t like it, just say so. It’s not gonna hurt me any.” It was an easy out Remus was giving him, allowing him a chance to put barriers between them. But Patton was trying to move past those, wanted to move past them.

“No, it’s okay. I promise.” Slowly, Patton reached out and stuck out his pinky. “Pinky promise.” Remus snorted at that, but there was a playful gleam in his eyes. He wrapped his own pinky, that thankfully wasn’t from the nose picking hand, around Patton’s and cackled.

“In Japan, when someone makes a pinky promise they have a saying that threatens the person promising to not lie, or else they’ll cut off their finger and punch them ten thousand times and make them swallow a thousand needles.” That was a very gruesome image that Patton wished he hadn’t pictured. “Don’t worry though, I won’t do that to you. I like your hands too much.”

“O-oh?” Remus liked his hands? That was nice.. Maybe? “Why my hands?” “Well I like everything about you Pattycakes. So naturally, hands fall under that category.” Heat returned to Patton’s cheeks, blooming them in pink once more. “Awww the blush is back!” Remus shrieked with glee, kicking his feet wildly. “Wanna watch a movie?” The non sequitur nature of the question had the moral aspect blinking before he could fully process it.

“Um..” He didn’t really want to leave his room just yet, he didn’t feel quite ready. But a movie sounded nice, and he found himself wanting to spend more time in the Duke’s company. “Can we watch it in here?”

“You got it Pattycakes!”

Relief and a surprising… warmth filled him at that, his smile growing a little bit more. “Thanks.”

[coconut-cluster]

honestly man thank u so much cause im having kind of a shitty night and just seeing you talk about the podcast au is making me feel a lot better even if im not sending asks about it myself, and you were talking about intruality a little bit ago, and intruality is kinda like a sign of hope for me rn and just. thanks. youre a good person and you're making me feel a lot better tonight

aw omg im glad i could help 🥺 here u can have some intruality podcast au hcs for ur troubles

patton has his own mini-podcast called reasons to smile and he mentions remus being an oddly and unfailingly optimistic person at the beginning of like every episode (although ‘optimist’ isnt usually the word people would use for remus aklsjskl)

they have a youtube channel together that’s just called “uh oh” and the description is “can’t call it a bad idea til you’ve tried it :)” which drives logan and janus insane because yes. yes you can. and you should. 

patton is on the channel to keep remus from doing illegal things and remus is there to egg patton on to do almost illegal things 

they show up on janus and logan’s true crime/law podcast a lot because their dynamic compared to loceit is hilarious and the fans love it 

janus and logan: retribution is an understandable ideology in most cases, but one must ask, in this situation - or any situation, perhaps - is it within the courts’ power and was it implicit in their function to act as a vigilante force?

remus: weird words but did you say this guy punched a nun?

patton: that’s not nice :(

remus: you’re right, it’s hilarious 

they’re the heads empty hearts full crew 

what remus’ heart is full of is unclear but it is full regardless

a good portion of their content is ghost hunting (with virgil as a special guest a lot), wherein patton basically stays attached to remus’ back like a koala 

he wasn’t made for spooks

patton is Strong and uses this power solely for hugs

remus says it’s annoying but the affection makes his demented little heart warm 

[remuscore]

Hell yeah! I'm so excited I love intruality and I love ur stuff

Thank u!!!! Nothing interesting has been going on in the story just yet cause I’m just outlining but chapter one and maybe two should be out soon

[heavenly-roman]

Sibling Culture™️

Plot: A series of events in which Roman and Remus enact peak Sibling Culture™️

Warnings: swearing, mild sexual references (aka remus being remus), a lil bit of insecurity and sibling rivalry, sympathetic remus

Pairing(s): creativitwins, mentioned/implied intruality, mentioned/implied roceit

Word Count: 1634

if you liked this, consider buying me a coffee?

Taglist: @emo-disaster @shitpost-sides @gattonero17

(ao3 link!!!)

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The incessant knocking on Roman’s door persists, despite Roman calling for whoever it is (Remus, definitely Remus), to come in.

After another forty-five seconds of knocking, of which Roman seriously contemplates jumping out the window, the door swings open. Remus stands there, not making a noise, until Roman groans and looks at him.

His brother is t-posing - Roman genuinely considers closing the door in his face.

“What are you doing?” Roman asks.

“Simple.” Remus responds, keeping his position. “I’m t-posing in your doorway to establish dominance as the better twin.”

“You’re not the better twin.”

Remus makes an offended noise, and Roman watches him carefully. Normally, the younger twin would make some sort of offended or crude gesture. Today, however, he is unmoving. “I am clearly the better twin, as I am currently t-posting and establishing my dominance. Try to keep up, Ro.”

“Is that all you wanted?” Roman sighs.

“Oh, dinner’s ready too,” Remus shrugs and walks away, leaving the door wide open. Bewildered, Roman follows.

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H. Duke (9:31pm): roman

H. Duke (9:31pm): roman

H. Duke (9:32pm): roman!!

H. Duke (9:34pm): romAN

H. Duke (9:34pm): ROMAN

   H. Chandler (9:35pm): WHAT DO YOU WANT REMUS

   H. Duke (9:37pm): i lost the game >:D

H. Chandler (9:38pm): i will END YOU

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Roman sighs and reluctantly knocks on Remus’ door, calling to him, “Remus, can you help me?”

“Depends,” Remus swings the door open, mischievous smirk gracing his lips. “What do you want, and what can you do for me?”

Holding out his notebook and textbook, Roman explains, “can you check that my answers are right? I can’t be in the musical if I fail math again.”

Remus gives him an expectant look, so he continues, “I’ll do your laundry for a week.”

“A month.”

“Two weeks.”

“Deal,” Remus nods and holds out his hand to shake. Roman shakes it, then hands the books to his brother, who promptly flops down into his desk chair. Roman stands anxiously as Remus compares their homework, hope growing in his stomach when Remus looks up at him with a soft smile and nods.

“They look good, Ro,” he stands, giving the books back to his twin. “You’re getting the hang of it, I’m proud of you.”

“Oh, uh, thank you, Re.”

“Don’t sweat it,” Remus shrugs. “Now get out of my room, I’m playing Minecraft.”

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H. Duke (11:37am): hey beefbrain are u going out for lunch?

   H. Chandler (11:38am): yes why?

   H. Duke (11:39am): bring me back a cheeseburger

   H. Chandler (11:41am): why would I do that??? you literally just called me beefbrain???

   H. Duke (11:42am): remember that time I proofread your math homework so you could audition for the wizard of oz?

    H. Chandler (11:43am): ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

H. Chandler (11:43am): extra onion right?

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Roman skips up the stairs, shrugging his backpack off as he opens his bedroom door. Flicking on the light, he holds back a scream as he notices Remus lounging on his bed.

“Ah, Roman King, so nice of you to join me.”

“What are you doing in my room, Remus?” Roman rolls his eyes and closes the door. He crosses his arms over his chest as Remus stands.

“Let me paint you a picture, dear brother,” Remus begins dramatically pacing around the room - it’s times like this Roman can truly see the resemblance. “You see, I entered your room in pursuit of one thing, and one thing only -  your white crop top with the skull on it.”

“In the hamper.”

“Thank you. But while looking in your closet, I found something. Any guesses?”

Roman sighs, “Your green army jacket?”

“My green army jacket!” Remus pulls the coat from behind his back and holds it up for the older twin to see. “Anything to say for yourself, thief?”

“Remus, you literally just admitted to coming in here to steal a shirt of mine. I think I’m allowed to borrow a jacket.”

“Nuh uh, I have a right as your younger sibling to steal your clothes.”

“You’re only twenty minutes younger than me?”

“Doesn’t matter, still my birth right.”

“Fine,” Roman slumps down onto his bed. “Take the shirt, and wash it before you give it back?”

“You’re doing my laundry for the next week and a half so i think you’ll be washing it.”

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H. Chandler (10:03am): hey

H. Chandler (10:03am): wizard of oz auditions are today at lunch

     H. Duke (10:05am): and? why should I care?

H. Duke (10:06am): wait wait I get it

H. Duke (10:06am): break a leg I guess

    H. Chandler (10:11am): not what I was getting at, but thank you

H. Chandler (10:12am): you should audition

H. Chandler (10:12am): I think you’d make a great wizard

   H. Duke (10:15am): ur hilarious

H. Duke (10:15am): absolutely not

   H. Chandler (10:17am): why not?

   H. Duke (10:17am): I have no talent

H. Duke (10:18am): you’re the one mom and dad are super proud of, remember?

  H. Chandler (10:21am): Remus, shut up. You’re one of the most talented people I’ve ever met

H. Chandler (10:22am): you’re related to me, afterall

H. Chandler (10:22am): mom and dad are proud of you too, by the way

      H. Duke (10:25am): fine

  H. Chandler (10:27am): fine????

  H. Duke (10:28am): fine, i’ll audition, but only to get you off my back

   H. Chandler (10:32am): love you too!!!

  H. Duke (10:33am): you’re also buying me lunch

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The auditorium door barely closes behind him before Roman is bombarding him with questions.

“How did it go? What did they say? How do you feel? What-”

“Roman.”

“Sorry.

Remus motions for them to walk as he begins speaking, “It went well, I guess. They said I was ‘very promising’, whatever that means.”

“Remus, that’s amazing!” Roman exclaims. He fishes his car keys from his pocket and unlocks the door, sliding into the driver’s seat. “This calls for celebratory milkshakes.”

“We only do that when you get the role, dumbass.”

“But I know that you’re going to!”

“Look, Ro, I-” Remus sighs, turning in the passenger seat to face his brother. “Don’t get my hopes up, okay? The audition… felt good, yeah, but that doesn’t mean anything. I’ve seen you study really hard for tests and feel good about them and then fail, you know? Feeling good does nothing, and I barely prepared for it.”

The silence in the car was thick, both of them sitting in the truth of Remus’ words, before Roman speaks up again.

“Well,” He says, starting the car. “I guess we really do need those shakes.”

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H. Chandler (4:46pm): stop talking to patton, he’s my friend not yours

  H. Duke (5:07pm): sorry what was that? I was busy getting my dick sucked by patton

   H. Chandler (5:08pm): OH MY GOD

H. Chandler (5:08pm): TMI??????????????

  H. Duke (5:10pm): kidding kidding

         H. Chandler (5:11pm): oh thank god

   H. Duke (5:13pm): i was sucking HIS dick

   H. Chandler (5:14pm): REMUS WHAT THE FUCK

     H. Duke (5:17pm): im kidding again

H. Duke (5:17pm): we’re studying, calm down

    H. Chandler (5:18pm): don’t you EVER do that to me again

   H. Duke (5:26pm): yeah whatever

H. Duke (5:26pm): i’ll stop hanging out with patton if you stop hanging out with dee

H. Duke (5:27pm): hE’s mY fRiEnD nOt YoUrS

    H. Chandler (5:31pm): bold of you to assume dee and I are just friends

H. Chandler (5:32pm): but alright, I concede, as long as you never try to tell me about your real or imaginary sex life again

    H. Duke (5:38pm): deal

+++

“They posted the cast list!” Roman jumps up and down in front of his brother. “Should we go check together?”

Remus grimaces, “I think I’m good, you can check it yourself.”

“Remus,” Roman frowns. “A wise man once told me to always receive news first hand, and that’s why he would never check cast lists for me.”

“You already know your news.” Remus picks at the olives in his salad.

“But you don’t know yours!” Roman insists.

“Roman.”

“Remus.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“Check it for me.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“ Please .”

“Fine.” Remus pushes his chair out and stands. “But only to shut you up.”

“And that’s how you win the game, folks.”

Remus rolls his eyes and pushes past Roman who makes an offended noise and follows him. His steps become smaller as he grows closer to the auditorium door where the cast list is posted. Nervously, he asks, “Check it first?”

Roman nods sympathetically and makes his way to the door. “Do you want me to read it out loud?” He asks.

“Please.”

“Scarecrow: Roman King. Tin Man: Dee Lyre. Cowardly Lion: Patton Hart. The Wizard-”

“Wait,” Remus interrupts. “Let me read this one.”

“By all means.”

Remus takes a deep breath and reads the list, “The Wizard: Remus King.”

Roman cheers, and Remus joins in too. They’re practically screaming by the time they reach the cafeteria again, but no one bothers to stop them.

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H. Chandler (1:56pm): so, celebratory milkshakes after school?

       H. Duke (1:59pm): you know it

H. Duke (2:00pm): oh and bring a mayo jar so I can put my shake in it and freak people out

       H. Chandler (2:03pm): absolutely not, plans cancelled

     H. Duke (2:04pm): :(

       H. Chandler (2:08pm): ugh okay fine plans uncancelled but i'm not bringing a mayo jar

       H. Duke (2:09pm): :D

H. Duke (2:09pm): and it’s fine i have my own

     H. Chandler (2:11pm): not even gonna ask

H. Chandler (2:14pm): oh and remus?

    H. Duke (2:15pm): yeah?

    H. Chandler (2:21pm): I lost the game

[thisaccisdead]

HUMAN AU IS BACK SO HERE I AM

THEY DIDN'T CALL IN TIME D':

Patton is so scary when hes mad, i never want him to be upset

Janus for the love of god tell the truth

JANUS

Remus looks so mad which is also scary

AREN'T U TIRED OF BEING NICE

DONT U JUST WANNA GO APES**T

that was great kdjdksmdjd

IEHEHDH I LOVE THESE REACTIONS SM

is patton that scary, he cant turn into a giant frog and like realistically what do u think this man can do to u w/o that ability

janus is litchrally so stupid, more on that in like 1-2(?) parts LMAO

the only intruality dynamic is remus @ patton like: hey ur allowed to be upset in an ugly way

[subtlereferencetomyinterests]

:O u said 2 ask you stuff in ur bio so uh!!! what's ur fvrite ship, if u have one? if not, spare some headcanons :?

yes asks are v/ v/ good- my fav ship, and the one i probably talk about and draw way, way too much, is by /far/ intruality. I am in rarepair hell, but just... I take two favorite characters, put them together, and look at that! they are in love. 

uhhh as for headcanons. all of the sides are a little nonbinary as a treat, but /especially/ remus and janus. honestly!! i have so many headcanons its hard to count so these are going to be so disconnected. here’s one i haven’t talked about- king is weird!! don’t believe in him as a character, personally! i think roman came into existence first, and then remus later on developed independently (younger sibling pog!!). this next one is sortaaa implied in canon but. rejection sensitive logan. mmm many more but its late and my brain is. sleepy. 

[jessibbb]

ok lil intruality thing !!!

so remus proposes to patton with a ring pop on a cute date night

and the next day he’s like ok so i was thinking a spring wedding !!!

and pats like ??? we aren’t engaged yet ???

and remus is like ??? i proposed last night ??

and pats like oH ?? u were serious ?? i ate the ring pop ???

and remus is like ??? u ate ur engagement ring ???

and then they get new rings and have a spring wedding and love each other very very much the end !!

[the-pigeon]

hewwo pigeon!!! :3 okay so uuh i remember in on of ur posts u mentioned having a prinxiety/sander sides sanrio au and ngl i do not watch sanrio and idk that much abt it but i do know that it is very cute (im assuming its like the hello kitty and melody bitches or smth) so im assuming this au is very cute aswel so would like to hear abt it (i also wnna hear abt the prinxiety hs aus too 👀👀👀👀)

hhdfjhsdfjsd sanrio is so good i love them all so much they’re so cute and sure they dont fit my goth aesthetic but hello kitty is so good and arggghhfhdgh

anyway the sanrio au is more of a vague idea that i have but basically imagine prinxiety but with kuromi and my melody’s dynamic

eXCEPT instead of the obvious virgil as kuromi and roman as my melody, its roman as kuromi and virgil as my melody

at least.. dynamic wise

oh also their dynamic is probably important to explain but jshjsdhf this video is pretty good at explaining it

anyway if i were to make an actual sanrio au i would make remus and patton kuromi and my melody respectively dfhsjdhfjds idk what i’d do with the others but thats why i said its a vague idea jsfhsjkdhfjsdaf

also my uh high school AUs.. below the cut..

the first one is based off this post which is based off series of tiktoks where the main premise is just ‘im ur bully but i respect ur pronouns’ and my dumb prinxiety brain was like ‘heheh make is prinxiety’

the other one is one where roman is like super popular (where similiar to him being a jock is smthn i told myself i wouldnt write in fics lol) and virgil is like ‘;-; how will my crush notice me?’ so he starts leaving lil notes in roman’s lockers (american’s have lockers right) and yeah :)

the other one is also an intruality one that technically focuses on intruality more? anyway they’re wingmanning lol

also i have so many other highschool aus bc im currently In highschool and i use these aus as a way to live out my fantasies lol

i have so many more but i cannot think of any more of them for the life of me

technically my intruloceit high school au has prinxiety in it does that count

[oliviaischillin1204]

hello olivia i see you've done another reblog dump so now you get the exclusive director's commentary :D /hj

like first off i Love the character ask meme so much asdfghjkl i'm going to have to use it more often - the questions are very fun and it let me rant about my aus so win for everyone

and i'm so glad that sensey asked for everyone's laugh because i have Opinions - like the twins being opposites, roman having the "ugly" laugh and remus the "cute" laugh and both being embarrassed about it, or janus "ngyeh" sanders making weird noises and it being very entertaining

also still very pleased you're still enjoying the intruality fic; i really ought to write another one of those (and with the right prompt i will) and i was Not expecting such a long comment on the logince one asdfghjkl but i'm glad you liked that too

also also your new tickletober fics are Great i can't believe you're still keeping up with that /pos

anyway i have to hurry to class now, love you, stay awesome :D ~spikey 🌵💞

spikeyyyyyyyyyy i love u sm :3 your ask games are always so GOOD you’re so thorough and honestly i’m impressed af lmao i v much admire ur dedication

I DO STRAIGHT UP LOVE THAT INTRUALITY FIC SM...... i iiterally just took a break from writing this ask to go back and reread the 4 intruality fics u’ve posted...... i promise to god i don’t mean to seem obsessed but i just. i just love them so much :”O !!!!

and ajdhgshj thank youuuuu,,, again it’s slow going and maybe i’ll finish tickletober 2020 before tickletober 2021, but we’ll see xD thank you!!

[donnieluvsthings]

the Vibes i get from sanders sides ships. plus maybe a song (a lot are by taylor swift and i would apologize for that but i love taylor swift so uhh if u dont like her just ignore it alskaldk)

royality — when its early in the morning but past sunrise, the sun has fully risen, theres just a soft morning glow and maybe some remnant shades of pink (see: daylight by taylor swift)

analogical — starry nights, maybe stargazing but most importantly just STARS. the moon lights the way. theres crickets chirping but in a good way. (see: starlight by taylor swift)

logicality — hot chocolate. just hot chocolate. with marshmallows. just a warm hug in drink form...as a ship. (see: you are in love by taylor swift)

prinxiety — the purple/red combo gives me vibes but idk what kind. its like, theyre very similar but also so different. (bc...purple is made partially of red) its not quite opposites attract but its some kind of variation. (see: tonight tonight by hot chelle rae) [or stay stay stay by, you guessed it, taylor swift]

logince — fire!! but like specifically that scene from avatar:tla when zuko and aang are with the dragons. red AND blue fire but actually RAINBOW fire. (see: into the night from firebringer [starkid])

moxiety — idk theyre just familiar. its like coming home after a vacation and u just feel so calm and relaxed and can finally let loose and be urself. (see: i like me better by lauv)

demus/dukeceit — ok the first image that came to mind was a rotten banana peel i wont lie but actually this ship is just Chaos. rebellion. living wild and loving it. (see: change or long live, both by taylor swift)

moceit — that feeling after u finally go on a huge rant to let out ur rage. alternatively, that feeling when its been a long day and u just flop down on ur bed/couch/anywhere and just finally chill out. (see: lights down low by MAX and gnash)

roceit — constant dramatic entrances. i firmly believe that roman and janus are the two most dramatic chars in this series. but for real, this ship is like ur doing smth u love and ur just really happy and are just genuinely enjoying urself without worry. (see: helpless from hamilton)

loceit — this one is like. numbers and books. that feeling when you have smth you really enjoy and have someone to talk to about it. and when you look at the world around you and get so many ideas and inspiration, whether that be to do a good thing or a bad thing lol (see: begin again by taylor swift)

anxceit — when something is really difficult to accomplish but you do it anyway. also secretive smiles and sneaking out in the middle of the night just because. (see: cruel summer by taylor swift)

intrulogical — also Chaos, but diff than demus. this is like, mad scientist vibes. that burning curiosity to know more about literally everything—and i mean everything. (see: my shot from hamilton [or the hamilton polka akslakdlak])

intruality — pink and green. i dont know why patton is pink now but this ship is just. pink and green!!!!! also picking flowers but then also peeling the petals off. getting mud and dirt all over u but its ok bc u had fun. (see: 10,000 hours by dan + shay)

dukexiety — that moment when on the outside ur calm but on the inside ur laughing/crying/extreme-emotion-ing to urself. or when you typing “omg literally dying of laughter” but ur completely straight faced. (see: love so soft by kelly clarkson)

is that all of them?? ummm i think so. lmk if u want the poly ships and/or remy ships and/or emile ships and/or thomas ships i guess haha

[jessibbb]

35 + Intruality ( w/ Remus being the asker if youre feeling that)

ooh ok !! (i’m gonna put one of my favorite patton angst hcs in here if u don’t mind lol)

so thomas gets broken up with and patton is kind of a mess ?? whenever thomass heart breaks patton kind of breaks and starts cracking and bleeding and falling apart ? and he doesn’t wanna freak anyone out so yeah it hurts but he stays in his room until he’s better :(( like when it’s the worst he’s covered in bandages and just wants a cuddle :( the other sides don’t know that this happens but they give him some space but when remus and pat start dating remus wants to make sure his bf is ok !! and yeah pattons door is locked but he’s really worried about him so he does the side thing and pops up in pattons room ! remus is like ?? babe why are u covered in bandages and why are there bleeding cracks on ur face ?? and at first pattons really defensive he’s like i love u but leave cause he really didn’t want remus to see him when he was at his worst but then he just starts crying cause poor baby needs a hug :(( and remus is like why didn’t u say something ?? and patton says that he doesn’t wanna scare anyone and remus is just like do u remember who ur dating ?? like ur not gonna scare me ??? and after that patton still doesn’t want the other sides to know but when it happens again remus is there for him to bandage him up and cuddle him until he gets better :)))

[thisaccisdead]

(how to be luce cept im bad at impersonations so here we go) 1.) love ur friends very dearly 2.) sjgsjhsjjshskahsksnsksbs 3.) read ao3 at like night n usually intruality 4.) say "im not popular" or "im not that good ;-;" espite being popular and ABSOLUTELY AMAZING 5.) luv ur pets 6.) 😔🤙 7.) read angst and cry 8.) become a royality kinnie 9.) listen to all the emo bands (esp mcr) 10.) h u m o r

i was abt to reply to this like "im only 'popular' in a v niche section of fandom--" & then realized i would just b proving ur point 😔😔

but also yea all of this... idk why 1AM just gets me craving intruality but like... t h e y 🤧🥺

also royality(&sometimes virgil) kinnie twins sash !!

[jessibbb]

SO I SCROLED THROUGH UR INTRUALITY TAG AND I FOUND THIS BOI U CREATED I REGRET NOTHING AH OMG I LOVE YOU AND UR ART SO MUCH IM 💕💗❤️💗💖💕💕💖💗💖💗💗💕💖💗💗💕💕💗❤️💖💕💖❤️💕💖❤️💗💕💕💖💗💗💕

[jessibbb]

hi hello this probably definitely isn't your type of music but i think u like intruality so i just wanted to say that the first like one minute twenty seconds of darling i love you by AJJ has such big intruality vibes to me fsr. idk and i think it's really cute if u think about it like remus singing that part to patton so yeah >///< just wanted to share uwu

OMG UR SO RIGHT I LOVE U ANON SJSBJSBSJS